SBLII: A Gronking to Remember

[brandonchristensen]

Gronk Cleared to Play!

 

[brandonchristensen]

#Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski will be at the team’s media availability today, ready to speak to reporters, I’m told. That’s an indication he’s been cleared from concussion protocol.

 

[koufax32]

 

[johnmd20]

ALIVE!

 

[BlackJack]

Thread title update?

SBLII: The Gronkening

 

[bankshot1]

Gronkowski's back and you're gonna be in trouble
Hey-la-hey -la Gronk is back)
You see him comin' better cover him on the double
Hey-la-hey la Gronk back

 

[edmunddantes]

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station

 

[NickEsasky]

Blue slacks and brown kicks. He'll never make GQ.

He actually did, but for the wrong reasons.

https://www.gq.com/story/rob-gronkowski-needs-new-shoes

 

[BigSoxFan]

Great news. Would have been a big shame if we only got 1 healthy Gronk game out of 4 SB appearances. Hopefully he can stay healthy for this one and spike the shit out of Philly’s end zone.

 

[snowmanny]

After the QBs Gronk is the #3 favorite to be SB MVP (and maybe/probably the best prop bet around at +850) which, even though we knew this was coming and even though we knew that him in the lineup is important, kind of quantifies the degree to which this news is a big deal.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Gronk-speak supposed to be coming right up on NFLN.

Ed. Bill up first and a dumb question to start. What day had the most energy?

“How would Bill Belichick the GM advise Bill Belichick the player at Wesleyan?” “You ought to try coaching.”

 

[E5 Yaz]

Until it's official. it's not official

 

[Mystic Merlin]

I hope Philly convinces itself that Malcolm Jenkins can take Gronk.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Great news. Would have been a big shame if we only got 1 healthy Gronk game out of 4 SB appearances. Hopefully he can stay healthy for this one and spike the shit out of Philly’s end zone.

The only play I need to see him make is the volleyball spike into the grass of the Eagles' desperation hail mary down 4 with zeroes on the clock.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Gronk started talking without a microphone in front of him. That’s not his fault though, right?

 

[Al Zarilla]

He sounds fine, excellent, great. I think his IQ went up.

 

[mauidano]

Gronk started talking without a microphone in front of him. That’s not his fault though, right?

Orrin Hatch like.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

"They got brain exercises."

 

[johnmd20]

Gronk looks good to go. Shocking nobody, of course. He was always going to clear protocol.

 

[Red Averages]

 

[Al Zarilla]

“One more practice tomorrow.”

 

[Al Zarilla]

Alright, enough. 15 minutes, let him go.

 

[ifmanis5]

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station

Fire at will, Brady!

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station

I miss Jules.

 

[Curt S Loew]

He sounds fine, excellent, great.

The judges were looking for "Super".

 

[E5 Yaz]

Gronk looks good to go. Shocking nobody, of course. He was always going to clear protocol.

I, for one, am stunned

 

[Al Zarilla]

The judges were looking for "Super".

The guy took a ton of questions. On only one, which you couldn’t hear, did he decline to answer, said “don’t know where that question comes from”, something like that. Hope he didn’t get a headache.

 

[simplyeric]

Thread title update?

SBLII: The Gronkening

Gronk wishes he could be frozen and then thawed for Super Bowl LXIX.

SB LII: Gronk You, MotherGronker.

 

[simplyeric]

Gronk-speak supposed to be coming right up on NFLN.

Ed. Bill up first and a dumb question to start. What day had the most energy?

“How would Bill Belichick the GM advise Bill Belichick the player at Wesleyan?” “You ought to try coaching.”

Is that real?
That’s gold.

 

[simplyeric]

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station

No. Just no.
Nooooooo!

What you’re looking for is ‘Flame On!’ or ‘Transmute!’ or ‘Let’s get something straight her. You’re Mr. Gronkowski. I’m Gronk... or El Gronkerino, if you’re not into that brevity thing’.

The situation is not fucked.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Is that real?
That’s gold.

For real. Bill seems to be answering more silly questions this time around.

 

[simplyeric]

For real. Bill seems to be answering more silly questions this time around.

Reporter: ‘Gronk, what advice would you give to college athlete Gronk?’
Gronk: don’t be a sociopathic murderer. (Gronk-spikes the mic)

I refuse to indulge in ‘what if AH hadn’t...’

But still.

 

[staz]

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station