Summer Transfer Prediction Thread 2015

[blueguitar322]

The overwhelming majority of summer transfer "news" is baseless speculation and rumor-mongering. Here's your chance to make haphazard guesses about where players will end up so that if your random guessing is better than someone else's random guessing, they will think you know more than you actually do.
 
Two notable transfers already completed are Memphis Depay (PSV to Manchester United for 25M) and James Milner (City to Liverpool, free).
 
Coaches
Jurgen Klopp (formerly Borussia Dortmund)
 
Goalkeepers
Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)
David de Gea (Manchester United)
Petr Cech (Chelsea)
Hugo Lloris (Tottenham)
 
Defenders
Martin Skrtel (Liverpool)
 
Midfielders
Paul Pogba (Juventus)
Arturo Vidal (Juventus)
Juan Cuadrado (Chelsea)
Geoffrey Kondogbia (Monaco)
Marco Veratti (PSG)
Angel Di Maria (Manchester United)
Ilkay Gundogan (Borussia Dortmund)
Bastion Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich)
Kevin De Bruyne (Wolfsburg)
Isco (Real Madrid)
 
Attackers
Raheem Sterling (Liverpool)
Marco Reus (Borussia Dortmund)
Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid)
Carlos Tevez (Juventus)
Karim Benzema (Real Madrid)
Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
Falcao (Monaco)
Edinson Cavani (PSG)
Mario Mandzukic (Altetico Madrid)
Robin van Persie (Manchester United)
Gonzalo Higuain (Napoli)
Edin Dzeko (Manchester City)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
Jackson Martinez (Porto)
Charlie Austin (QPR) - added by bsj
 
Caveat #1: I am terrible at this, so ignore my predictions in the post below.
Caveat #2: The list is nowhere near complete, just what I could think of in ~10min, so suggest additions and I'll add them.

 

[bsj]

Not sure if he is considered a top flight attacker, but Charlie Austin will likely end up somewhere. Given their financial situation, would be hard pressed seeing QPR keeping him in next year's Championship

 

[blueguitar322]

Here's my predictions. See Caveat #1 above:
 
Coaches
Jurgen Klopp (formerly Borussia Dortmund) - remains a free agent for the summer and then moves to Manchester City sometime next season
 
Goalkeepers
Iker Casillas (Real Madrid) - I dunno, some smaller club in Spain
David de Gea (Manchester United) - Real Madrid
Petr Cech (Chelsea) - Arsenal
Hugo Lloris (Tottenham) - Manchester United
 
Defenders
Martin Skrtel (Liverpool) - stays
 
Midfielders
Paul Pogba (Juventus) - Manchester City
Arturo Vidal (Juventus) - Stays
Juan Cuadrado (Chelsea) - Stays
Geoffrey Kondogbia (Monaco) - Liverpool?
Marco Veratti (PSG) - Real Madrid
Angel Di Maria (Manchester United) - Stays
Ilkay Gundogan (Borussia Dortmund) - Manchester United
Bastion Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich) - Stays
Kevin De Bruyne (Wolfsburg) - Manchester City
Isco (Real Madrid) - Stays
 
Attackers
Raheem Sterling (Liverpool) - Manchester City
Marco Reus (Borussia Dortmund) - Stays
Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid) - Stays
Carlos Tevez (Juventus) - Stays
Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) - Stays
Sergio Aguero (Manchester City) - Stays
Falcao (Monaco) - Chelsea
Edinson Cavani (PSG) - Stays
Mario Mandzukic (Altetico Madrid) - Leaves, but no idea where to
Robin van Persie (Manchester United) - Leaves, to somewhere in Italy
Gonzalo Higuain (Napoli) - Arsenal, because Benzema doesn't come, Wenger is known to like him, and he's the next best realistic option
Edin Dzeko (Manchester City) - Leaves, but no idea where to
Theo Walcott (Arsenal) - Stays
Jackson Martinez (Porto) - Liverpool

 

[Schnerres]

 
Coaches
Jurgen Klopp - stays away for the year. Then may join Bayern if Pep leaves (only german team of interest for him, i think.)
 
Goalkeepers
Iker Casillas (Real Madrid) - some team with "Al" in Qatar.
David de Gea (Manchester United) - Real Madrid
Petr Cech (Chelsea) - stays at Chelsea
Hugo Lloris (Tottenham) - Manchester United
 
Defenders
Martin Skrtel (Liverpool) - Aston Villa (just to name a name)
 
Midfielders
Paul Pogba (Juventus) - PSG
Arturo Vidal (Juventus) - stays at Juve
Juan Cuadrado (Chelsea) - Stays at Chelsea
Geoffrey Kondogbia (Monaco) - ....?
Marco Veratti (PSG) - stays at PSG
Angel Di Maria (Manchester United) - stays at ManU
Ilkay Gündogan (Borussia Dortmund) - FC Barcelona
Bastion Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich) - Stays at Bayern
Kevin De Bruyne (Wolfsburg) - stays at VW / Wolfsburg
Isco (Real Madrid) - Stays at Real
 
Attackers
Raheem Sterling (Liverpool) - will sit 2 years at Real Madrids bench
Marco Reus (Borussia Dortmund) - Stays at Dortmund
Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid) - Bayern
Carlos Tevez (Juventus) - Stays at Juve
Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) - Stays at Real
Sergio Aguero (Manchester City) - Stays at City
Falcao (Monaco) - ....?
Edinson Cavani (PSG) - ...?
Mario Mandzukic (Altetico Madrid) - Wolfsburg
Robin van Persie (Manchester United) - stays at ManU
Gonzalo Higuain (Napoli) - Arsenal
Edin Dzeko (Manchester City) - stays at City
Theo Walcott (Arsenal) - Stays at Arsenal
Jackson Martinez (Porto) - ...?
 
additions:
Josip Drmic (Bayer Leverkusen) - Mönchengladbach
Johannes Geis (Mainz 05) - Lazio Rom
Antonio Rüdiger (Stuttgart) - Bayer Leverkusen
Bas Dost (Wolfsburg) - Newcastle
Lars Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) - Manchester City
Marc Wilmots - Schalke
Roberto Firmino (Hoffenheim) - Man United