Super Bowl LIV: Chiefs vs 49ers Game Thread

[johnmd20]

Shakira definitely has not had a carb for the last 6 days.

 

[Ed Hillel]

This part will be edited out of the Fox Nation rebroadcast

 

[BornToRun]

Looks like nerdy JD Martinez

 

[Jnai]

JLo doing less than Jimmy G

 

[Dollar]

Who invited this guy?

 

[johnmd20]

Bad bunny

I know he's bad. But who is he?

 

[canderson]

The fake guitar playing is worse than the lip syncing.

 

[heavyde050]

Funny, someone mentioned Keanu Reeves earlier in the thread. I just got a text from my best friend. He's in San Fran for work, and he's currently drinking with and posting pictures of himself with Keanu Reeves. They've been talking about Bill and Ted for about a half hour. Will update as necessary.

I got an email from work about them filming (I think the Matrix 4) near the office.

 

[Oppo]

What a horrible lil sync job

 

[OCST]

I’m a 50 year old white guy with a 10 year old daughter. Should I know who this big dude in the silver trash bag getup is?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Uhhhhh

 

[Jnai]

The fake guitar playing is worse than the lip syncing.

Literally all of the instruments in all of these are fake. Even when the bands play.

 

[johnmd20]

Not using JLo for the entire first 10 minutes of this show is a choice.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Fuk ARod

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

I was about to type "just put a pole out there for her to work with," and they beat me to it.

 

[Obscure Name]

What are these outfits

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

I’m a 50 year old white guy with a 10 year old daughter. Should I know who this big dude in the silver trash bag getup is?

His names bad bunny. If you know the song Mia by drake he’s in that but idk him from anything else

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Who defines what is butt cleavage?

 

[OCST]

JLo and the Rob Halford Dancers

 

[BusRaker]

Just had to explain S & M to my girlfriend thanks to the rope scene

 

[johnmd20]

I'm officially getting too old for this shit. I'm 47.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Is Ja Rule here?

 

[OCST]

Just had to explain S & M to my girlfriend thanks to the rope scene

sure you did

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

I got an email from work about them filming (I think the Matrix 4) near the office.

WHERE? WHEN?

 

[BornToRun]

Just had to explain S & M to my girlfriend thanks to the rope scene

Giggity?

 

[kelpapa]

Who defines what is butt cleavage?

Pretty sure it's Marciano

 

[Beomoose]

JLo and the Rob Halford Dancers

Bravo

 

[johnmd20]

Just had to explain S & M to my girlfriend thanks to the rope scene

She just let you do that. She knows.

 

[Jnai]

50 Shades of Halftime

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

Who defines what is butt cleavage?

I think crack probably needs to show.

 

[johnmd20]

My wife just said, "This is very porny."

CUT TO J LO CLIMBING A POLE.

Perfect.

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

Just had to explain S & M to my girlfriend thanks to the rope scene

Lucky you

 

[Ed Hillel]

OMG it’s Tupac!

 

[McBride11]

sure you did

I feel bad for his sex life

 

[RedOctober3829]

Um wow. Best halftime show.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

Just had to explain S & M to my girlfriend thanks to the rope scene

Better to show than tell.

 

[rymflaherty]

If this all is meaningful to Miami, and that was the intent of this halftime show, than I guess that’s cool, but as a spectacle meant to transcend and appeal to the largest audience of the year, this seems like a collective yawn.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Cameras are on the wrong side of J Lo

 

[kelpapa]

Was he saying cape cod?

 

[Obscure Name]

This is pretty bad.

 

[PseuFighter]

i am enjoying this despite having no idea who the dude is.

 

[Ed Hillel]

At least use Pitbull wtf

 

[Fishercat]

This feels like it's missing one Pitbull.

 

[Bigpupp]

I didn't know Selena sang all these songs...

 

[brandonchristensen]

Waiting for Tonight....released in 1999.

What are we doing?

 

[PseuFighter]

that should be arod's spot.

 

[Miniman]

Good production value, but it still sucks.

 

[RedOctober3829]

Who is this guy

 

[Philip Jeff Frye]

If this all is meaningful to Miami, and that was the intent of this halftime show, than I guess that’s cool, but as a spectacle meant to transcend and appeal to the largest audience of the year, this seems like a collective yawn.

So pretty typical for a Super Bowl half time show then?

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

This is making me uncomfortable.