Super Bowl LIV: Chiefs vs 49ers Game Thread

[jose melendez]

My high school lab partner was opposite death in that ad

 

[BornToRun]

Fuck you, A-Rod

 

[PedroKsBambino]

At least it wasn’t a 25 minuteKobe tribute featuring commentary from ARod and Peyton Manning

 

[OCST]

The halftime show SoSH game thread is the best thing of the night

 

[Obscure Name]

Do they just not want to pay Taylor Swift or what?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

what Jimmy G shows up this half? that was a beautiful throw to Kittle that Kittle ruined with an unnecessary arm extend. but the INT was just sad.

Mahomes could also take over the game more... haven't heard much from Hill/Kelce yet.

 

[BornToRun]

Do they just not want to pay Taylor Swift or what?

Please!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Social Chair]

Shakira easily won that.

 

[Papo The Snow Tiger]

Mrs. Papo just said "Thank God that's over".

 

[brandonchristensen]

Nice of Kristen Bell and Dax to have a commercial saying Santa isn't real.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

I can report that Keanu is banged up right now, as he should be.

God I love Keanu.

Did Terry just glitch?

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

How lit is Terry Bradshaw?

 

[shawnrbu]

Best Halftime show since The Who 10 years ago in the same place.

 

[Beomoose]

Shakira easily won that.

Her opening was the best part.

 

[jcd0805]

Team Shakira

She moves her body like no other and doesn’t subject her feet to heels, love her

 

[Ale Xander]

Do they just not want to pay Taylor Swift or what?

They never pay

 

[kelpapa]

Can we split out the Newton accent discussion to blts?

 

[johnmd20]

Do they just not want to pay Taylor Swift or what?

They do not pay the half time performer. In 2015, they wanted Katy Perry to actually pay to perform. She told them to eat a dick.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

The halftime show should have been retired after U2 in 2002 (first Pats SB win, and the one immediately after 9/11).

 

[Miniman]

Terry Bradshaw just proved he is clueless and useless.

 

[Ed Hillel]

J Lo is better equipped by Sharkira is more deadly with her weapon, which is no BB gun.

 

[Ed Hillel]

The halftime show should have been retired after U2 in 2002 (first Pats SB win, and the one immediately after 9/11).

Prince says hi

 

[Obscure Name]

They do not pay the half time performer. In 2015, they wanted Katy Perry to actually pay to perform. She told them to eat a dick.

That explains a lot.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Do they just not want to pay Taylor Swift or what?

They don't pay anyone for the halftime show. The performers do it for the free publicity.

 

[ehaz]

The transition from S&M Shakira and J Lo on the pole to young children singing was a little too sudden, but other than that, 10/10.

 

[strek1]

The halftime show should have been retired after U2 in 2002 (first Pats SB win, and the one immediately after 9/11).

I agree. Just blast some classic rock over the PA system and let people go get their snacks and bathroom break.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

J Lo is better equipped by Sharkira is more deadly with her weapon, which is no BB gun.

Too many verbs here.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Terry Bradshaw just proved he is clueless and useless.

... and drunk. Don't forget drunk.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

Mrs. Papo just said "Thank God that's over".

Prom night.

 

[McBride11]

Please!!!!!!!!!

Cmon Ed Sheeran

 

[johnmd20]

The halftime show should have been retired after U2 in 2002 (first Pats SB win, and the one immediately after 9/11).

Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga were both pretty awesome. Timberlake sucked. Maroon 5 fucking sucked. Coldplay was really boring.

But Prince and Tom Petty were also pretty excellent. So was Bruce. There have been plenty of great shows.

 

[snowmanny]

What the hell has happened to music?

Two of those Shakira songs were the #1 songs of their respective years.

 

[Kliq]

It’s all about flash and energy for these halftime things. Music went out after the Prince halftime show in the rain. It is what it was tonight, high energy, music secondary. It was good.

Yeah this is what it is. Not sure what else people were expecting.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga were both pretty awesome. Timberlake sucked. Maroon 5 fucking sucked. Coldplay was really boring.

But Prince and Tom Petty were also pretty excellent. So was Bruce. There have been plenty of great shows.

Tom Petty never happened.

 

[BornToRun]

Tom Petty never happened.

Nope

 

[loshjott]

The best was the In Living Color guerilla half time show on FOX before it got the NFL contract.

 

[YTF]

... and drunk. Don't forget drunk.

Suzy Kolber best get the fuck out of Dodge.

 

[The Social Chair]

The halftime show should have been retired after U2 in 2002 (first Pats SB win, and the one immediately after 9/11).

Hard no.

Prince was the goat. Beyonce, Gaga, and Bruno were also all great.

 

[DJnVa]

The kid in that kickoff return ad is 12 and has scholarship offer from Illinois.

 

[genoasalami]

Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga were both pretty awesome. Timberlake sucked. Maroon 5 fucking sucked. Coldplay was really boring.

But Prince and Tom Petty were also pretty excellent. So was Bruce. There have been plenty of great shows.

Bruce in Tampa in '09 was good

 

[ehaz]

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/Sarcastic_Asset/status/1224140526196273152

 

[fletcherpost]

They don't pay anyone for the halftime show. The performers do it for the free publicity.

And the free buffet is sublime so I'm told.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

My Google Assistant just asked if I wanted it to remember my favorite restaurant. WTF?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Tampering!

 

[staz]

This first drive might show how good a coach Shanahan is.

 

[johnmd20]

Bruce in Tampa in '09 was good

I mentioned Bruce in the post you responded to.

 

[strek1]

Feel bad for the Andy Reid championship drought but that stupid tomohawk chop cancels out my sympathy.

 

[Obscure Name]

My Google Assistant just asked if I wanted it to remember my favorite restaurant. WTF?

You should check on your wife.

 

[loshjott]

My Google Assistant just asked if I wanted it to remember my favorite restaurant. WTF?

Worry when it asks if you are bringing Loretta.

 

[johnmd20]

Deebo is slippery.