The Bruins Are So Predictable

[The Napkin]

yeah? prove it!

TEAM
1) points
2) wins
3) finish
4) playoffs (y/n)
5) win round 1 (y/n)
6) win round 2 (y/n)
7) win round 3 (y/n)
8) win round 4 (y/n)

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal
2) first win (goalie. duh.)
3) first PPG
4) first SHG
5) first 6 on 5 goal
6) first 5 on 3 goal
7) first 4 on 4 goal
8) first OT goal
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count)
10) most points
11) most goals
12) most assists
13) first penalty
14) first fight
15) first suspension

 

[TSC]

Where do I put that they’re going to have one of the greatest seasons in NHL history?

TEAM
1) points - 109
2) wins - 52
3) finish - 3rd in the East
4) playoffs (y/n) - Y
5) win round 1 (y/n) - Y
6) win round 2 (y/n) - Y
7) win round 3 (y/n) - N
8) win round 4 (y/n) - N

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal - Zacha
2) first win (goalie. duh.) - Ullmark
3) first PPG - Pasta
4) first SHG - Krejci
5) first 6 on 5 goal - Coyle
6) first 5 on 3 goal - Hall
7) first 4 on 4 goal - Bergeron
8) first OT goal - Hall
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count) - Pasta
10) most points - Pasta
11) most goals - Pasta
12) most assists - Krejci
13) first penalty - Foligno
14) first fight - Foligno
15) first suspension - Clifton

 

[TheAOE]

TEAM
1) points - 99
2) wins - 47
3) finish - Wildcard #1
4) playoffs (y/n) - Y
5) win round 1 (y/n) - N
6) win round 2 (y/n) - N
7) win round 3 (y/n) - N
8) win round 4 (y/n) - N

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal - Zacha
2) first win (goalie. duh.) - Ullmark
3) first PPG - Pasta
4) first SHG - Krejci
5) first 6 on 5 goal - DeBrusk
6) first 5 on 3 goal - Pasta
7) first 4 on 4 goal - Bergeron
8) first OT goal - DeBrusk
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count) - Zacha
10) most points - Pasta
11) most goals - Pasta
12) most assists - Krejci
13) first penalty - Forbort
14) first fight - Frederic
15) first suspension - Forbort

 

[Ferm Sheller]

TEAM
1) points - 100
2) wins - 45
3) finish - 4th in Atlantic; Wildcard #2
4) playoffs (y/n) - Y
5) win round 1 (y/n) - Y
6) win round 2 (y/n) - Y
7) win round 3 (y/n) - N
8) win round 4 (y/n) - N

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal - DeBrusk
2) first win (goalie. duh.) - Swayman
3) first PPG - Pasta
4) first SHG - Coyle
5) first 6 on 5 goal - Bergeron
6) first 5 on 3 goal - Pasta
7) first 4 on 4 goal - Zacha
8) first OT goal - Hall
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count) - Greer
10) most points - Pasta
11) most goals - Pasta
12) most assists - Hall
13) first penalty - Clifton
14) first fight - Forbort
15) first suspension - None

 

[wiffleballhero]

1) points 102
2) wins 46
3) finish 4th
4) playoffs (y/n) Y
5) win round 1 (y/n) Y
6) win round 2 (y/n)N
7) win round 3 (y/n)N
8) win round 4 (y/n)N

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal Lauko
2) first win (goalie. duh.) Swayman
3) first PPG Grzelcyk
4) first SHG Bregy
5) first 6 on 5 goal Debrusk
6) first 5 on 3 goal Krejci
7) first 4 on 4 goal Hall
8) first OT goal Nosek
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count) Coyle
10) most points Pasta
11) most goals Pasta
12) most assists Bergy
13) first penalty Craig Smith
14) first fight Clifton
15) first suspension Marchand

 

[PedroSpecialK]

TEAM
1) points - 101
2) wins - 44
3) finish - 3rd East
4) playoffs (y/n) - Y
5) win round 1 (y/n) - Y
6) win round 2 (y/n) - N
7) win round 3 (y/n) - N
8) win round 4 (y/n) - N

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal - DeBrusk
2) first win (goalie. duh.) - Ullmark
3) first PPG - Coyle
4) first SHG - Bergeron
5) first 6 on 5 goal - Pastrnak
6) first 5 on 3 goal - Krejci
7) first 4 on 4 goal - Hall
8) first OT goal - DeBrusk
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count) - Bergeron
10) most points - Pastrnak
11) most goals - Pastrnak
12) most assists - Krejci
13) first penalty - Carlo
14) first fight - Greer
15) first suspension - Snipe Daddy Forbs

 

[TFP]

TEAM
1) points - 102
2) wins - 47
3) finish - 2nd East
4) playoffs (y/n) - y
5) win round 1 (y/n) - y
6) win round 2 (y/n) - n
7) win round 3 (y/n) - n
8) win round 4 (y/n) - n

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal - Zacha
2) first win (goalie. duh.) - Ullmark
3) first PPG - Krejci
4) first SHG - Bergeron
5) first 6 on 5 goal - Marchand
6) first 5 on 3 goal - Pasta
7) first 4 on 4 goal - DeBrusk
8) first OT goal - Bergeron
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count) - Pasta
10) most points - Bergeron
11) most goals - Pastrnak
12) most assists - Krejci
13) first penalty - Carlo
14) first fight - Clifton
15) first suspension - N/A

 

[TheRealness]

1) points - 101
2) wins - 44
3) finish - 3rd in Northeast
4) playoffs (y/n) - Y
5) win round 1 (y/n) - Y
6) win round 2 (y/n) - N
7) win round 3 (y/n) - N
8) win round 4 (y/n) - N

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal - Pasta
2) first win (goalie. duh.) - Ullmark
3) first PPG - Pasta
4) first SHG - Bergeron
5) first 6 on 5 goal - Zboril
6) first 5 on 3 goal - Bergeron
7) first 4 on 4 goal - DeBrusk
8) first OT goal - Hall
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count) - Zacha
10) most points - Marchand
11) most goals - Bergeron
12) most assists - Marchand
13) first penalty - Carlo
14) first fight - Foligno
15) first suspension - Marchand

 

[BostonFanInCanesLand]

TEAM
1) points 103
2) wins 46
3) finish 3rd East
4) playoffs (y/n) Yes!
5) win round 1 (y/n) Yes
6) win round 2 (y/n) Yes
7) win round 3 (y/n) Yes
8) win round 4 (y/n) Yes

INDIVIDUAL
1) first goal Lauko
2) first win (goalie. duh.) Ullmark
3) first PPG Pasta
4) first SHG Bergeron
5) first 6 on 5 goal Lindstrom
6) first 5 on 3 goal Hall
7) first 4 on 4 goal DeBrusk
8) first OT goal Zacha
9) first penalty shot goal (shootout goals count) Zacha
10) most points Pasta
11) most goals Pasta
12) most assists Krejci
13) first penalty Foligno
14) first fight Greer
15) first suspension Marchand

 

[The Napkin]

Going to make an executive decision and call Pastrnak for first goal even though I didn't specifically say 5 on 5

 

[McDrew]

Ping me next year, I can create a google form/spreadsheet that lets everyone automatically calculate scores.

 

[TSC]

Boy did we really miss the mark on the team this year.

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

I was thinking that a few times recently during game threads. The concern about searching for a great shot rather than just a shot would lead to a lot of frustration … erm nope.

 

[lexrageorge]

Mean points prediction was 102 (I didn't vote, but probably would have been in that range if not a few points lower). They would need 47 points in the 49 remaining games to exceed that total. Didn't see that coming.

 

[TSC]

Mean points prediction was 102 (I didn't vote, but probably would have been in that range if not a few points lower). They would need 47 points in the 49 remaining games to exceed that total. Didn't see that coming.

They’re at 95 points now…

…and have 24 games remaining.

The most optimistic guess on the season (ahem, me) had them at 109 points.

Safe to say we all underestimated this team.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I had them at 100 points, but in my defense I thought the poll meant through March 1st.

 

[wiffleballhero]

I still find this thread to be funny

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

But this guy gets it.

Where do I put that they’re going to have one of the greatest seasons in NHL history?

 

[wiffleballhero]

But this guy gets it.

I might check the "last edited" stamp

 

[TSC]

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhh