Ja can peg me in the head with a basketball for the next 500 days if that means he'd end up in Boston.
I think you’d have to do a little bit more…
-agree to be in one of his Instagram videos holding a gun
-be in his entourage when they run up on a foot locker employee
-be the person pointing the red beam at Indiana Pacers security
-Go with him to his sisters high school to threaten someone who talked trash to her
-be at the strip club in Denver and hold his gun
-take control of his social media so cops don’t have to go to his house for a “wellness check”
-help him serve his (likely) 30+ game suspension.
I might have actually forgot a thing or two is the sad part