Week #1 NFL game thread
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I thought the dig that was being made on Dilfer was that he welcomed the NFL to Hyde (instead of vice versa).
Righto. Where are we? Having another break. Is it half-time yet? Do they need it? No-one’s sweating. Ha. Okay - Niners kick off ... and the ball sails over the end zone and into the ether. And the Vikings have the ball. And ... there’s another break. Ha. Top stuff.
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even the Ausies are annoyed by the amount of commercials
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even the Ausies are annoyed by the amount of commercials
Righto ... Vikings ball. They’re on their 20 yard line, as is legislated in the rules of the game. Okay ... Vikings have a first down through a tidy pass to ... a man. A running man. Cameras focused on Adrian Peterson. Good shiny head on him. The Vikings are 1st and 10. Bridgewater throws a fine spiral to ... a man. Brettling. Easy take on his knees, and it’s another first down. Teddy Bridgewater calls the play in a huddle. Lays down the law. Lot of pointing. And ... oh, Tomsula, how many timeouts do you need? What can you tell these people? We’re going with Play No.284? Not 193? Okay ... Vikings ball. 12 seconds to half time ... there’s a flag. A holding one against the Niners ... five yard penalty. And auto first down. And ... Tomsula looks like he’s eaten an onion sandwich.
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Righto ... Vikings ball. They’re on their 20 yard line, as is legislated in the rules of the game. Okay ... Vikings have a first down through a tidy pass to ... a man. A running man. Cameras focused on Adrian Peterson. Good shiny head on him. The Vikings are 1st and 10. Bridgewater throws a fine spiral to ... a man. Brettling. Easy take on his knees, and it’s another first down. Teddy Bridgewater calls the play in a huddle. Lays down the law. Lot of pointing. And ... oh, Tomsula, how many timeouts do you need? What can you tell these people? We’re going with Play No.284? Not 193? Okay ... Vikings ball. 12 seconds to half time ... there’s a flag. A holding one against the Niners ... five yard penalty. And auto first down. And ... Tomsula looks like he’s eaten an onion sandwich.
Im dying
Im dying
Dilfer really trying to get some point across. Idiot Bridgewater doesn't even try to throw a Hail Mary into the. End zone.
And the Vikings get to have a shot at goal. Wow 63 yards, that’s a long way. There’s another break, however, before old mate gets to have a shot. Teams swap. I think. Special ones come on. And there’s only one linebacker ... hang on... what’s doing? The Vikings are going to run instead... they throw to a man ... and ... is that it? That’s it. Half-time! Funny game, National Football League. It’s San Francisco 49ers 7 leading Minnesota Vikings nought. Nort. One of them.
Please… Please read this whole thing as your half time read
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/live/2015/sep/15/jarryd-hayne-san-francisco-49ers-debut-against-minnesota-vikings
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/live/2015/sep/15/jarryd-hayne-san-francisco-49ers-debut-against-minnesota-vikings
Are you using Dragon software, or do you like to type a lot. You're nailing it though.soxhop411 said:
Can't wait to see who won this one in the morning. Should I piss and then check my phone or check my phone and then piss? Well, at least I get to sleep on it.
Hearing Berman groan but not actually say if it was a first down or not for about ten seconds was awesome.
The broadcast was showing a replay during the measurement. I guess the refs signaled first down while the replay was showing, leading to the viewers being left in suspense... And all you hear from that fuckwad is "Ooohh..Ooohh.. Ooohh"garlan5 said:
Hayne is like the NFL version of Fulton Reed. Built like a tank, hits like one, looks a bit unnatural out there but ultimately fun to watch.
Dilfer calls a Kaepernick pass a couple yards behind his receiver that could have got him killed a good pass. Okay.