Week 3 Gamethread

[PedroKsBambino]

TanneTHRILL!!!!

The Browns-Dolphins game is WIDE OPEN

 

[johnmd20]

I like lolophins. That's good.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Ryan Tannehill is a steaming pile of shit.

With no disrespect meant to shit.

 

[McBride11]

Hahaha Miami. Tannethrill!

edit: wait, Miamy? Ami?

 

[WayBackVazquez]

Of course.

 

[tims4wins]

alive

 

[redsoxcentury]

Tannehill. Franchise quarterback!

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Missed FG. Browns gonna Browns.

 

[McBride11]

Lol Clevey

 

[shoosh77]

Lol. My 10 year old right before said "he's gonna shank it".

 

[johnmd20]

lolowns.

 

[jmcc5400]

Of course. Brown's had a timeout. Should have tried to move the ball closer

 

[Fred in Lynn]

Still, I'll bet that guy who unmoored his boat because his in-laws wanted to go sailing on Sunday feels pretty dumb. If he doesn't, he should.

 

[Moosey]

Yikes, nice kick. /vomit.

 

[WayBackVazquez]

How do you not run a play or two there when you've got a newbie kicker from 46 yards? Fucking Cleveland.

 

[mauidano]

And all who have Miami in a Survivor Pool exhale. The spread is screwed already.

 

[redsoxcentury]

Brownstown!

 

[PedroKsBambino]

How do you not run a play or two there when you've got a newbie kicker from 46 yards? Fucking Cleveland.

I know some people have changed, but this is an organization that drafted Johnny Football, so...

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

LOLphins vs LOLrowns.

 

[Obscure Name]

Haven't seen a kick shanked that bad in Miami since Ray Finkel

 

[The Social Chair]

These games are joke. Shitty teams going back and forth with bad plays.

 

[Moosey]

How do you not run a play or two there when you've got a newbie kicker from 46 yards? Fucking Cleveland.

Not to mention that same kicker already missed two fg post 40 yards THIS GAME.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Why the fuck did CLE elect to kick?

 

[BigSoxFan]

How do you not run a play or two there when you've got a newbie kicker from 46 yards? Fucking Cleveland.

Completely inexcusable

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Parkey with the THIRD FG miss. Yeah, that 4th round Ghost pick was well worth while.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Why the fuck did CLE elect to kick?

They're already going for the #1 pick.

 

[shoosh77]

LOLphins vs BLO(L)wns.

 

[WayBackVazquez]

Completely inexcusable

I was so confused when I saw them in victory formation, I thought they were just gonna head straight to OT. May as well have.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

They're already going for the #1 pick.

Good point.

 

[Fred in Lynn]

Nm

 

[tims4wins]

Tannehill is Bledsoe

 

[Marciano490]

Beckham really is a shithead.

 

[johnmd20]

Odell B needs to take a Xanax.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Beckham really is a shithead.

Yup. He seems like a guy who will disappear quickly---once his prime is over no one will want to deal with it

 

[Ed Hillel]

Yup. He seems like a guy who will disappear quickly---once his prime is over no one will want to deal with it

Rex Ryan will tame him in 2024 when Snyder hires him.

 

[Clears Cleaver]

This is a must lose for Miami. Gase knows by now Tannehill sucks and there is zero talent anywhere

 

[johnmd20]

Yup. He seems like a guy who will disappear quickly---once his prime is over no one will want to deal with it

He's ridiculously talented, so he's not going to disappear. He's still a hot headed shithead.

Eli, you SUCK.

 

[Marciano490]

Yup. He seems like a guy who will disappear quickly---once his prime is over no one will want to deal with it

In addition to the pick, he jacked his helmet right into Norman's.

Ha, fuck you Eli.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Eli face

 

[shawnrbu]

Epic Manningface.

 

[Kliq]

Buck was just gushing about Eli and the very next play Eli throws a terrible pick to lose the game.

 

[McBride11]

Tannehill is Bledsoe

Bledsoe got to a SuperBowl.

 

[redsoxcentury]

Manning Face!

 

[johnmd20]

Bledsoe got to a SuperBowl.

Tannehill is nothing like Bledsoe.

 

[Moosey]

At least I'm getting points for the Good Place continuing to root for the Browns.

 

[OCST]

Browns kicker has missed 3/6 FGs.

Same Browns OL (Pastora? sp.) has been called for FIVE holding calls.

 

[Cellar-Door]

The Browns just threw a screen with no blockers

 

[McBride11]

The Browns just threw a screen with no blockers

It's the new Depodesta Moneyball

 

[OCST]

If you tried to make a movie about a team as snakebitten as the Browns, no one would believe it.

 

[Moosey]

Three missed FGs. I have the flu right now and could hit 3 of 6.