Week 7 NFL Game Thread: We’re on to the AFCCG Preview.

Deathofthebambino

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What round did you draft Lindsay in?

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LOL, fair question, but nope, he's not on my fantasy teams.

However, he's on the team I'm rooting for tonight, and the incompetence is making me crazy. They just gave it to him on first down, so I expect pass, pass, punt now, with Freeman in on third down.

Catch the fucking ball Fant. Throw a better ball Joe. They all fucking suck.
 

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LOL, fair question, but nope, he's not on my fantasy teams.

However, he's on the team I'm rooting for tonight, and the incompetence is making me crazy. They just gave it to him on first down, so I expect pass, pass, punt now, with Freeman in on third down.

Catch the fucking ball Fant. Throw a better ball Joe. They all fucking suck.
This is brutal football. We’ll take Sanders now, Denver.
 

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Obviously I know you’re right but can you explain the difference because I thought they were the same
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Ouch, my kneecap is out of place! Let's slide it back into place by gently extending the knee and applying pressure. We can get an x-ray to look for fractures and an MRI for possible tendon damage in a day or two, but I am probably fine.

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Holy fuck my entire knee joint has dislocated! All of the nerves and blood vessels behind the knee are at high risk of severe damage! I need a CT scan of the blood vessels of my leg immediately and almost certainly have one or more ligament injuries.
 
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Deathofthebambino

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The KC defense has 7 sacks tonight (6 on Flacco, and the fake punt counted as another one).

The Kansas City Chiefs defense has 7 sacks in one game. Coming into tonight, they had 11 sacks in 6 games.

That's how much Denver sucks.
 

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Andy Reid, rocking back and forth, said to me, “He’s OK. He’s going to be ok...”
 

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Ouch, my kneecap is out of place! Let's slide it back into place by gentling extending the knee and applying pressure. We can get an x-ray to look for fractures and an MRI for possible tendon damage in a day or two, but I am probably fine.

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Holy fuck my entire knee joint has dislocated! All of the nerves and blood vessels behind the knee are at high risk of severe damage! I need a CT scan of the blood vessels of my leg immediately and almost certainly have one or more ligament injuries.
I winced. Best post of the night.
 

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Ouch, my kneecap is out of place! Let's slide it back into place by gentling extending the knee and applying pressure. We can get an x-ray to look for fractures and an MRI for possible tendon damage in a day or two, but I am probably fine.

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Holy fuck my entire knee joint has dislocated! All of the nerves and blood vessels behind the knee are at high risk of severe damage! I need a CT scan of the blood vessels of my leg immediately and almost certainly have one or more ligament injuries.
This is one of my favorite posts ever, and why I love SoSH so much.
 

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Denver reminds me of Cinci’s incompetence against Arizona. A team can’t stop something for weeks (rushing, throwing to TEs, etc) so let’s go as far away from that in our game plan as possible.
 

Deathofthebambino

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Nope, not going to even make it to the end of the possession Where's Oldfarttree. Let's go Cardinal.

Fuck, it's halftime. 10 more minutes of this shitshow, I guess.
 

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Announcer: "This is about as bad an offense as I've ever seen. I'm shocked that there's, there's... still people here at the game!"

He must not have seen Miami much lately, on either count.
 

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Announcer: "This is about as bad an offense as I've ever seen. I'm shocked that there's, there's... still people here at the game!"

He must not have seen Miami much lately, on either count.
If he's shocked by the people who paid money, bought tickets, went to the game and have stuck around, what would he think of us:?
 

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If he's shocked by the people who paid money, bought tickets and went to the game have stuck around, what would he think of us:?
Imagine the aneurisms at the league offices if he just broke down and addressed the audience: “Really, isn’t there something better you could be doing with your time?”
 

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Chiefs next 4 games: vs. GB, vs. Min, @ Ten, vs. LAC. If Mahomes is out they might not be favored in any of those.
 

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If he's shocked by the people who paid money, bought tickets, went to the game and have stuck around, what would he think of us:?
I dunno about you, I'm just hoping to find out why Rev doesn't like my Coolio reference.

Fuck these Denver fans right in their lower-atmospheric-pressurized assholes. They got to see a championship they probably didn't deserve and have been acting like they invented the super bowl for about 15 years. I hope they continue letting themselves be robbed by their franchise for the dubious thrill of watching Joe Flacco turtle down for a sack every other play.
 

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Aikman has been disgusted with the Broncos all half. I think his comment about fans still being at the game was him finding a relatively polite way to say “these guys suck.” Aikman isn’t usually very critical. He is disgusted tonight.
 

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Aikman has been disgusted with the Broncos all half. I think his comment about fans still being at the game was him finding a relatively polite way to say “these guys suck.” Aikman isn’t usually very critical. He is disgusted tonight.
Just wait until he has to watch Redskins/Vikings.
 

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I dunno about you, I'm just hoping to find out why Rev doesn't like my Coolio reference.

Fuck these Denver fans right in their lower-atmospheric-pressurized assholes. They got to see a championship they probably didn't deserve and have been acting like they invented the super bowl for about 15 years. I hope they continue letting themselves be robbed by their franchise for the dubious thrill of watching Joe Flacco turtle down for a sack every other play.
Insufficiently hip, it would appear. Completely missed it.
 

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Ouch, my kneecap is out of place! Let's slide it back into place by gently extending the knee and applying pressure. We can get an x-ray to look for fractures and an MRI for possible tendon damage in a day or two, but I am probably fine.

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Holy fuck my entire knee joint has dislocated! All of the nerves and blood vessels behind the knee are at high risk of severe damage! I need a CT scan of the blood vessels of my leg immediately and almost certainly have one or more ligament injuries.
Fucking excellent post. Well done and thank you. Informative, educational, and a bit amusing in phrasing. Hits all the big three.

Although, yes, I winced too, in full disclosure.
 

Deathofthebambino

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My QB has been sacked 9 times. We're down by 21 with 10 minutes left.

Let's run a slow developing play action stretch play to Royce Freeman. What could go wrong?
 

Deathofthebambino

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Flacco should just say fuck it, ignore the next snap, let it fall to the ground, pull out a white hanky and waive it around in surrender.
 

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Flacco is tough to watch. Broncos should have signed that QB/TE that the Pats just cut from the PS.
 

Deathofthebambino

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You know what works great when the opposing defense is pinning their ears back, and destroying your offensive line and quarterback?

Screen passes, draws, and quick passes to the outside.

You know what Denver has done tonight? None of those things.