When The Patriots Were The Punch Line - Alternative Title: Be Grateful, You Have No Frigging Idea How Bad They Once Were

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Up until the 73 season teams alternated home field, even if the other team had a better record. It was dumb and unfair. From 74 on they changed it to the team with the better record(Or a Div. Titlist vs. the Wild Card). Had the Pats not got ripped off in Oakland in 76, they would have had to travel to Pittsburgh to play the Steelers in the Title game because they were a Div. winner and the Pats were a WC. The Steelers were missing both Harris and Bleier so the Pats would have had a good chance. In 05 of course had the Pats gotten by the Broncos, they would have hosted the title game. And the Steelers who had the better record were a WC.
But many Steelers of that 76 team say that was their best team. At least defensively. They started out 1-4 and then gave up only 28 points!!! The rest of the year???? Is that nuts?? Went 9-0. Harris and Swann and Lambert and others all say that was their best team. They crushed a good Colts team 40-14., in the playoff game. (That was the infamous game when that small plane crashed into Memorial Stadium after the game. Luckily no fans were there I believe) But like I said maybe those Steelers do give the Pats trouble even without Harris and Bleier. The Pats beat them 30-27 early in the year in Pittsburgh, but that was before they went on that incredible roll. And the game would have been at Three Rivers Stadium.
 

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They called it roughing the passer if I'm not mistaken. And it was a late flag I think.
The officiating the entire game was atrocious-Francis got mugged across the middle on a big 3rd down play - even in those days an obvious call.
 

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The Fairbanks situation was beyond bizarre, aka, typical New England Patriots, fired prior to the final game in Miami, game they lost, then rehired back to coach them in the playoff game vs Houston, they got demolished and Fairbanks was booed off the field at the end of the game.
The ‘74 team was decimated by injuries—Cunningham went down, Stingley broke his leg, and Windsor tore his knee—they had an incredible run against a brutal first half schedule—beating Miami, the Rams, Vikings—lost two really close games to the Bills, who I think got the wild-card.

even after all the injuries they almost beat the Steelers and Miami late in the year. Really exciting team—nobody was as thrilling to watch as Mini-Mac! Such high hopes for ‘75....
 

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Because of where the Patriots played in those days, the Boston Red Sox’s shadow was everywhere. For instance, the legendary Sherm Feller supplied his distinctive calls as the public address announcer for the Patriots in the mid-1960’s. In addition, the great Ned Martin served as the team’s play-by-play man. (Such Red Sox radio announcers as Art Gleason, Bob Starr, and Curt Gowdy also broadcasted Patriots games through the years on either WHDH or WBZ). The regular Fenway ushers worked the same sections throughout the ballpark each fall. It felt like old home week every time you walked into Fenway during those years.
Shaun, this whole post is terrific! I knew about Martin, Starr, and Gowdy...but Art Gleason, really??
My most vivid memories are from the very beginning with Bob "going for all the marbles!" Gallagher. You can catch him on youtube narrating highlights from those years.
We had it good. Cheers
 

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Shaun, this whole post is terrific! I knew about Martin, Starr, and Gowdy...but Art Gleason, really??
My most vivid memories are from the very beginning with Bob "going for all the marbles!" Gallagher. You can catch him on youtube narrating highlights from those years.
We had it good. Cheers
Thanks so much. Pete! You remember. I remember. And you share it. I really appreciate your comments. And God bless Art Gleason!
 

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Bumping this to coincide with the first game of the 2022 regular season for those who haven't read it. Season 59 for me (I first saw them play in person in September 1964). Enjoy!
 
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Jack, Just want to say how much I appreciate your posts on the history of the Pats and I also enjoy sharing them with my Dad. Although he didn't attend many games in person like you did, he was an instant fan at 12 years old in their inaugural season and can recall with clarity many of your anecdotes. We recently did a back and forth on the Mount Rushmore of top-4 Patriots ever by each position (QB, Oline, LBs, etc.). My takeaways were 1. He mentioned a few guys I had legit not heard of and insisted even after all their 21st century success, these guys were on Mount Rushmore at their position and 2. He is still dumbfounded how much this kind of conversation has changed since 2001. I think he can still not wrap his mind around how much has changed for the Pats and how a safety like Fred Marion doesn't have a spot atop Rushmore because of all the great safeties they've had since.
 

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Jack, Just want to say how much I appreciate your posts on the history of the Pats and I also enjoy sharing them with my Dad. Although he didn't attend many games in person like you did, he was an instant fan at 12 years old in their inaugural season and can recall with clarity many of your anecdotes. We recently did a back and forth on the Mount Rushmore of top-4 Patriots ever by each position (QB, Oline, LBs, etc.). My takeaways were 1. He mentioned a few guys I had legit not heard of and insisted even after all their 21st century success, these guys were on Mount Rushmore at their position and 2. He is still dumbfounded how much this kind of conversation has changed since 2001. I think he can still not wrap his mind around how much has changed for the Pats and how a safety like Fred Marion doesn't have a spot atop Rushmore because of all the great safeties they've had since.
Thanks, my friend. Tell your Dad that to this day, Fred Marion remains one of my all-times favs.
 

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Thanks, my friend. Tell your Dad that to this day, Fred Marion remains one of my all-times favs.
Fred Marion was one of my dad's favorites too (he'd be turning 82 this year). Fred's run-up to the Bears Super Bowl in particular was immense. That secondary carried a blah team throughout some amazing ball luck and ball skill in those playoffs.
 

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Fred Marion was one of my dad's favorites too (he'd be turning 82 this year). Fred's run-up to the Bears Super Bowl in particular was immense. That secondary carried a blah team throughout some amazing ball luck and ball skill in those playoffs.
The back end of the 1985 Patriots defense was really good in the regular season and the post season.

Led by Pro Bowlers Fred Marion and Raymond Clayborn the group was rounded out by Ronnie Lippett and Roland James who were solid players as well.The foursome started all 16 games in the regular season and totaled 20 interceptions and scooped up 3 fumble recoveries (all Marion) in that run.

In the Wild Card victory over the Jets Marion came up with an interception and Roland James had a fumble recovery. The Patriots were the beneficiaries of 4 Jets turnovers that day including a fumble recovery for a TD (special teams) which were significant factors in the 26-14 win.

In the Divisional Round 27-20 victory over the Raiders the Patriots again won largely on collecting 6 turnovers. Lippett had two interceptions. Marion had one interception and one fumble recovery.

In the AFC Championship the Patriots again benefited from 6 Dolphins turnovers in 31-14 surprise squish the fish win over the favored Dolphins at the Orange Bowl. Marion and Clayborn each came up with an interception in the game.

Sadly the fun came to a screeching halt against the Bears in the Super Bowl where the Bears won the turnover battle 6-2 and the game as well by a wide margin. The Patriots secondary was underwhelming in the game as was the entire defensive unit as Chicago dominated by hoovering up turnovers and pounding the ball on the ground including four rushing touchdowns. Raymond Clayborn did come up with one fumble recovery.

All told the 1985 Patriots secondary came up with 23 turnovers in the regular season and 9 turnovers in the post season. The 1985 squad and the defense in particular was among my all time favorite Patriots teams.
 

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In the AFC Championship the Patriots again benefited from 6 Dolphins turnovers in 31-14 surprise squish the fish win over the favored Dolphins at the Orange Bowl. Marion and Clayborn each came up with an interception in the game.
I also vaguely remember an illegal forward pass that was so blatant, even 8-yo me had a "WTF?" moment.

The '85 Pats, AFC champs though they were, personified just how bad the franchise was. To illustrate as much to fans of other teams that don't remember the pre-2001 team's ineptitude, I often tell folks that this was the year my family moved from Boston to Virginia. I was confused by all my new friends talking about plans to watch the Redskins on Sunday (this was the beginning of the Joe Gibbs-led dominant period for the franchise) because I thought everyone just got a random smattering of games on Sunday...since the Pats were so frequently blacked out at home.
 

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The back end of the 1985 Patriots defense was really good in the regular season and the post season.

Led by Pro Bowlers Fred Marion and Raymond Clayborn the group was rounded out by Ronnie Lippett and Roland James who were solid players as well.The foursome started all 16 games in the regular season and totaled 20 interceptions and scooped up 3 fumble recoveries (all Marion) in that run.

In the Wild Card victory over the Jets Marion came up with an interception and Roland James had a fumble recovery. The Patriots were the beneficiaries of 4 Jets turnovers that day including a fumble recovery for a TD (special teams) which were significant factors in the 26-14 win.

In the Divisional Round 27-20 victory over the Raiders the Patriots again won largely on collecting 6 turnovers. Lippett had two interceptions. Marion had one interception and one fumble recovery.

In the AFC Championship the Patriots again benefited from 6 Dolphins turnovers in 31-14 surprise squish the fish win over the favored Dolphins at the Orange Bowl. Marion and Clayborn each came up with an interception in the game.

Sadly the fun came to a screeching halt against the Bears in the Super Bowl where the Bears won the turnover battle 6-2 and the game as well by a wide margin. The Patriots secondary was underwhelming in the game as was the entire defensive unit as Chicago dominated by hoovering up turnovers and pounding the ball on the ground including four rushing touchdowns. Raymond Clayborn did come up with one fumble recovery.

All told the 1985 Patriots secondary came up with 23 turnovers in the regular season and 9 turnovers in the post season. The 1985 squad and the defense in particular was among my all time favorite Patriots teams.
Thanks for this. Feels like I'm there again. I was a senior in high school and remember that run like it was yesterday (narrator: it wasn't).

You named a bunch of ballhawking above in those playoff games, but Fred had a turnover or two in all three run--up games to the Super Bowl. He was everywhere, and it was always timely. It wasn't a "bend don't break" defense. It was a "hold, until we can steal the ball away" defense. Awesome stuff.

Cinderella turned back into a pumpkin after a brief 3-0 lead in the big game.
 

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Thanks for this. Feels like I'm there again. I was a senior in high school and remember that run like it was yesterday (narrator: it wasn't).

You named a bunch of ballhawking above in those playoff games, but Fred had a turnover or two in all three run--up games to the Super Bowl. He was everywhere, and it was always timely. It wasn't a "bend don't break" defense. It was a "hold, until we can steal the ball away" defense. Awesome stuff.

Cinderella turned back into a pumpkin after a brief 3-0 lead in the big game.
The most disappointing thing about that Super Bowl was how poorly the D played. Yes, the offense should have gone up 7-0 instead of 3-0 (the Eason to Morgan slant should have been completed). But the Bears' offense wasn't THAT good that year. They had good rankings, but a lot of that came from their defense setting them up all game long. For the Pats to give up *46* points was just.....ugh, awful. It should have been more like the regular season game that year that ended 20-7 Chicago. It should have been a game that clearly Chicago controlled - they were a far better overall team - but not one that was a horrendous blowout.
 

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The most disappointing thing about that Super Bowl was how poorly the D played. Yes, the offense should have gone up 7-0 instead of 3-0 (the Eason to Morgan slant should have been completed). But the Bears' offense wasn't THAT good that year. They had good rankings, but a lot of that came from their defense setting them up all game long. For the Pats to give up *46* points was just.....ugh, awful. It should have been more like the regular season game that year that ended 20-7 Chicago. It should have been a game that clearly Chicago controlled - they were a far better overall team - but not one that was a horrendous blowout.
It was quite emblematic of what the Pats were as a franchise at that time that they followed up a miracle run to the Super Bowl (first NFL playoff wins in franchise history and first win in the Orange Bowl since the 1960s) with an absolute shellacking in the game and an immediate cocaine scandal (I feel like it broke the Monday after the Super Bowl?).
 

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The most disappointing thing about that Super Bowl was how poorly the D played. Yes, the offense should have gone up 7-0 instead of 3-0 (the Eason to Morgan slant should have been completed). But the Bears' offense wasn't THAT good that year. They had good rankings, but a lot of that came from their defense setting them up all game long. For the Pats to give up *46* points was just.....ugh, awful. It should have been more like the regular season game that year that ended 20-7 Chicago. It should have been a game that clearly Chicago controlled - they were a far better overall team - but not one that was a horrendous blowout.
Yeah there were internal issues that kinda burst that day. Reported disagreement on Eason as the QB, and half of the team knowing that McDonough was about to drop a piece that a bunch of players were abusing coke. Just bad juju overall. Wheels started to fall off, and they didn't have a response in them imo.
 

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It was quite emblematic of what the Pats were as a franchise at that time that they followed up a miracle run to the Super Bowl (first NFL playoff wins in franchise history and first win in the Orange Bowl since the 1960s) with an absolute shellacking in the game and an immediate cocaine scandal (I feel like it broke the Monday after the Super Bowl?).
Yep, Globe ran that story the day after the game.

I grew up in Foxboro, and the rumor was that we'd get the day off from school if the Pats won. Instead we got a cocaine scandal.
 

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The most disappointing thing about that Super Bowl was how poorly the D played. Yes, the offense should have gone up 7-0 instead of 3-0 (the Eason to Morgan slant should have been completed). But the Bears' offense wasn't THAT good that year. They had good rankings, but a lot of that came from their defense setting them up all game long. For the Pats to give up *46* points was just.....ugh, awful. It should have been more like the regular season game that year that ended 20-7 Chicago. It should have been a game that clearly Chicago controlled - they were a far better overall team - but not one that was a horrendous blowout.
Defense started out OK. First Bears drive ended in a fumble on the 2nd play. Had Lin Dawson not torn his ACL on the first Pats offensive play, or if Eason completes the unhurried pass to Morgan, Pats are up 7-0.

Next drive, McMahon's pass bounces off Don Blackmon's chest; had he been able to take the ball, he would have had a pick 6. Gault broke a big one next play, but D still held Bears to a FG.

Bears punt on their 3rd drive. The 4th Bears drive is a short field set up by Eason fumble, but Pats held Bears to FG again. The 5th Bears drive is another short field, and led to the Bears going ahead 13-3 before the start of the 2nd period, and the Pats defense simply never recovers. Even still, Clayborn recovered a fumble that could have allowed the Pats to at least make it somewhat interesting (trailing 20-3 at the time), but the Pats offense couldn't accomplish anything on the subsequent drive.

Bottom line is that 2 ultra-short fields in the first half were too much for the defense to overcome, especially when combined with the ineptitude of the Pats offense. And the Pats defense had no answer for covering Willie Gault.

Do wonder what McDonough's column had to do with it.
 

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Defense started out OK. First Bears drive ended in a fumble on the 2nd play. Had Lin Dawson not torn his ACL on the first Pats offensive play, or if Eason completes the unhurried pass to Morgan, Pats are up 7-0.

Next drive, McMahon's pass bounces off Don Blackmon's chest; had he been able to take the ball, he would have had a pick 6. Gault broke a big one next play, but D still held Bears to a FG.

Bears punt on their 3rd drive. The 4th Bears drive is a short field set up by Eason fumble, but Pats held Bears to FG again. The 5th Bears drive is another short field, and led to the Bears going ahead 13-3 before the start of the 2nd period, and the Pats defense simply never recovers. Even still, Clayborn recovered a fumble that could have allowed the Pats to at least make it somewhat interesting (trailing 20-3 at the time), but the Pats offense couldn't accomplish anything on the subsequent drive.

Bottom line is that 2 ultra-short fields in the first half were too much for the defense to overcome, especially when combined with the ineptitude of the Pats offense. And the Pats defense had no answer for covering Willie Gault.

Do wonder what McDonough's column had to do with it.
Wasn’t it Borges who broke the story?
 

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I attended nearly every Boston/New England Patriots game from 1964 until ventured off to college in the autumn of 1973. For nine seasons, I saw the Pats play in four different venues in four different communities within the confines of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Some might say I was a glutton for punishment, given the perpetually wacky state of the Patriots in those days. Perhaps I enjoyed a healthy dose of tragicomedy with my football.

When I started attending their home games as a nine-year-old, the Boston Patriots were prominent members of the American Football League, a league that was often called “rinky-dink” by most scribes. By the time I was a senior in high school, the New England Patriots were part of the AFC East, a conference within the greater National Football League.

Change in professional sports came faster in those days.

As a child, I attended home games at Fenway as the guest of my father. By the time I was 15, I was, according to longtime Patriots beat writer Ron Hobson of The Quincy Patriot Ledger, the youngest season-ticket-holder in all of the professional sports. In 1970, after my father had given up his own season tickets because he could no longer be subjected to the pathos that had come to define the team, I secured a job at the Wellesley (MA) Supermarket so that I could pay my own way as a Pats season-ticket holder. Ultimately, I would spend 60 dollars yearly out of my $1.60 an hour job in order to follow what could only be depicted as disorganized insanity.

Legendary Boston Globe columnist Will McDonough, the most acclaimed chronicler of the franchise in its 60-years-plus-history, once famously called those seasons that I bore witness as “The Goofy Years.”

Indeed, they were. In fact, that may have been an understatement.

In the first five seasons of my Patriots adventure, Dad would usually drive us to their games in the Back Bay. Occasionally, however, we would take the MBTA from Woodland to Fenway Park. The local transportation authority never had extra subway cars for the team when they played at the Fens. At the time, the Pats were deemed too inconsequential by most Bay Staters. In reality, the New York Giants were the region’s number one football team for more than two decades. From 1952 until the end of the 1969 season, every Giants contest was televised live on Channel 5, WHDH Boston. Most football fans I knew growing up in the Boston area referred to the Giants as “us.”

Not me.

Of course, when we finally sat in our seats in Section 12 at Fenway Park, my father would invariably recite from Shakespeare’s Henry V, “We few; we happy few…”

Temporary bleachers covered the left-field wall at Fenway Park during the football season – room for about 5,000 fans. The left end zone stretched from short left field to the Red Sox batter’s circle. The other end zone was situated between mid-center-field to the right-field corner, 15 yards beyond the legendary Pesky Pole.

When I began following the Patriots, nearly one-third of the team was either from BC, BU, Holy Cross, or Northeastern. To save expenses for the then financially challenged Patriots, those local colleges and even high schools in the area would alternate their marching bands for the halftime entertainment. Not surprisingly, Harvard invariably found an excuse not to have its own celebrated band perform for the people at Fenway. As Dad explained before one game, “Harvard probably doesn’t accept payment in green stamps.”

If you sat in the temporary bleachers covered the left-field wall, at the end of the game, you could actually walk across the field in order to get to the exits behind the Red Sox dugout. In a game against the New York Jets in 1965, I did just that, sidling up to Broadway Joe Namath because that I wanted to see for myself if his famed white cleats were painted that way – or had he instead taped them? (They were taped on; his cleats were as white as snow).

I’m sure that wasn’t the juiciest secret from his playing days.

Because of where the Patriots played in those days, the Boston Red Sox’s shadow was everywhere. For instance, the legendary Sherm Feller supplied his distinctive calls as the public address announcer for the Patriots in the mid-1960’s. In addition, the great Ned Martin served as the team’s play-by-play man. (Such Red Sox radio announcers as Art Gleason, Bob Starr, and Curt Gowdy also broadcasted Patriots games through the years on either WHDH or WBZ). The regular Fenway ushers worked the same sections throughout the ballpark each fall. It felt like old home week every time you walked into Fenway during those years.

When I started to attend football games in the Back Bay, Dom and Emily DiMaggio had season tickets a few seats from my parents. At the time, Dom, a former Red Sox outfielder and the younger brother of the legendary Joe, was pining to purchase the Patriots outright from Billy Sullivan. From 1963-67, the younger DiMaggio was a part-owner of the team. (Sitting behind us was the young wife of Patriots defensive back, Ross O'Hanley. When Ross was on the field, the young Mrs. O'Hanley would regularly chant hall-Mary's.)

Please don't get the idea, however, that the Boston Red Sox rolled out the carpet for their neighboring football brothers. The Patriots normally practiced at decrepit White Stadium near Logan Airport because Red Sox owner Tom Yawkey refused to let them use Fenway for anything but games. In actuality, “Uncle Tom” tolerated the Patriots during those years, thus mirroring his views on African-Americans at the time. They were allowed on his field, but only at his expressed invitation.

The ever-popular Twins’ Souvenir Shop, situated on what was then known as Jersey Street, was open before all AFL games and did sell a few Patriots jerseys and banners near the famed front entrance. However, their Patriots section was pitiably small in comparison to their sizable Red Sox inventory. Nevertheless, I did purchase a Jim Nance jersey there one Sunday afternoon prior to an important Bills game in 1966.

In my first year as a fan of the Boston Patriots, 1964, the team ended up with an impressive 10-3-1 record, tied with the hated Buffalo Bills for the AFL Eastern Division. That year, they were led by such veterans as quarterback Babe Parilli, wide receiver and placekicker, Gino Cappelletti, local linebacking legend Nick Buoniconti, and the four members of “The Boston Pops,” defensive linemen Houston Antoine, Jim Hunt, Bob Dee, and Larry “Ike” Eisenhower.

In the end, the Patriots hosted an AFL game in mid-December against the rivals, the Bills, in an unforgiving blizzard – yes, we took the Green Line in for that game. (It was the only way we could have made it.) In a contest that would decide the AFL East Division Championship, over 15 inches of snow fell at Fenway that afternoon. Sadly, the Pats lost by 8 points to a Buffalo team led by their intrepid quarterback, the late Jack Kemp, who would later serve in Congress and as the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development in the Reagan Administration. Kemp was pretty successful in his first career as well. (By the way, he was “Jackie Kemp” back then until he entered politics). The ’64 Bills went on to defeat the San Diego Chargers in the league championship game, and, with a 13-2 overall record, they are still regarded as one of the most dominant AFL teams of their time. Such was the Patriots' luck.

During the Fenway days, backup offensive lineman Justin Canale used to kick off Lou Groza style. (That’s straight-on, boys and girls.) Ol’ Justin’s kickoffs would inexorably soar and then tumble out of the sky. One time, he struck a pigskin so long that it landed deep in the end zone and one-hopped into the Red Sox bullpen where it was retrieved by the legendary Fenway usher, “The Whale,” a three-hundred-pound behemoth from Southie. Needless to say, he did not attempt to return the kick.

Because the Pats were members of the American Football League, their games were occasionally covered nationally by NBC with Curt Gowdy and color man Al DeRogatis at the mike. The AFL officiating staff all wore orange and white striped shirts – the league’s official colors at the time. It was said that Al Davis chose the fierce black, silver, and white colors of his Raiders because he was so embarrassed by the AFL’s pastel color scheme.

In 1965, I witnessed the Patriots play in a classic, wide-open style AFL game – a 42-42 tie with the Oakland Raiders at Fenway that featured 13 touchdown passes, a contest that renowned football raconteur Angelo Coniglio of Buffalo once called…” the quintessential AFL game.“

In 1966, Billy Sullivan, the Patriots principal owner, a man who had once been the Boston Braves publicity director, made a big deal about having two former Heisman Trophy winners on the squad – Joe Bellino and John Huarte. Because quarterback Babe Parilli got hurt at the end of a game, Huarte was announced as the starter for the next contest. Sullivan did a big PR push on “our two Heisman winners in the Pats’ backfield.”

Of course, the first time that Huarte got the ball, he flubbed the handoff to Bellino who promptly fumbled it. One can imagine how loudly Sullivan must have groaned at that moment.

Nevertheless, for the first three years that I saw them play, the Patriots were one of the two or three most respected AFL franchises. In retrospect, they were probably the best team in the league in 1966 until they were derailed on the way to a championship by Joe Namath and the Jets on the last game of the season at Shea Stadium. Broadway Joe later admitted that he played that important game in a drunken stupor, a pre-Suzy Kobler moment for the legendary quarterback. If Namath had been sober for that game, the Pats might well have gone to the first Super Bowl. Instead, it was the Kansas City Chiefs who represented the AFL against Vince Lombardi and the mighty Green Bay Packers of the NFL. Once again, the Pats were merely a footnote in history.

In 1968, when the Patriots, who had won only 3 games the previous season and were averaging 23,000 fans at Fenway, decided to host a “home game” in Birmingham, Alabama. My father pointed out that it was nothing but Billy Sullivan trying to make another fast buck on the fly. “Look who they are playing,” he exclaimed to me before the contest, “the New York Jets! He’s trying to sell out a stadium in Alabama to take advantage of the Joe Namath connection to the Crimson Tide.” Donald Trump would have approved Billy’s acumen. And, of course, Dad was right. Fate had its revenge on Mr. Sullivan, however. Only 22,000 fans showed up at Legion Field in Birmingham that day. In retrospect, the Patriots’ “home game” turned out to be a road game. Not surprisingly, everyone in the stadium was rooting for Broadway Joe and the Jets that afternoon.

That December, in a contest between the Pats and the then-expansion Cincinnati Bengals, the city of Boston would host its last professional football game on December 20, 1968. At the end of that season, the Red Sox unceremoniously kicked the Pats out of their Back Bay perch. The rumor was that Tom Yawkey had had enough of Billy Sullivan’s shenanigans, but the public explanation was that the Red Sox field was getting too torn up as a result of some “challenging autumnal usage.”

Thus, Boston College’s Alumni Field became the Patriots home for the 1969 season with the capacity at their new venue listed as 26,500. Because the fortunes of the team had taken a turn for the worse the previous two seasons, the team had less than 13,000 season-ticket holders at the time. Therefore, the franchise would not be inconveniencing anyone with a move to nearby Chestnut Hill. As my father said when the Pats relocated to BC, “At least they’re still located on the Green Line.”

In those days before it was entirely rebuilt, Alumni Stadium was nothing more than an outsized high school field. In reality, when NBC used to show a Patriot or opposing player punting the ball, all one could see on TV was the football spiraling into the air with a veritable forest of evergreen trees in the background. (Yes, the stands were that low.) When a family friend from Ohio witnessed a game on TV at Alumni Field back in Cleveland, he remarked, “The Patriots really do play in the sticks.”

By that time, we could only shake our heads. Despite the fact that the team had played pretty well over the previous five years, the bush-league element that had always defined the owner of the Patriots worked its way down, with unexpected consequences, no matter who was representing the organization on the field. As the Pats entered a period of unswerving ineptitude that would come to define them, humiliation and embarrassment would then form the emotional bookends for us Patriots fans.

From this lens, it all began to truly unravel in 1969, when the late Clive Rush (pronounced Cleeve – not Clive), ended up coaching the team. The former offensive coordinator of the then World Champion New York Jets, Rush brought in such ex-Jets as Randy Beverly and Bake Turner to bring “a winning attitude” to the Pats.

He should have brought an electrician instead.

At a press conference introducing new General Manager George Sauer, Sr., Clive Rush almost died when a live wire he touched electrocuted him to his very core. According to those who knew him, he was never the same man again. He would last 21 games as the Patriots coach, losing 16 of them.

As the Patriots began to sputter pathetically that season, the volatile Rush began to drink – heavily. When the Pats lost a blowout game in San Diego late in the 1969 season, ol’ Clive actually ordered the bus driver to drive down the off-ramp of a California freeway in the opposite direction in order to punish the players. “We hung on for our lives,” reported one survivor of the experience. “The BC and Holy Cross graduates on the team all began to say prayers as the bus sputtered along the highway with every car whizzing by the other way.” Sadly, Coach Rush’s devotion to Scotch coupled with a team ladened with mediocrity had become a heady concoction for disaster.

The next season, 1970, the team announced that it would play its regular-season schedule at Harvard Stadium, the Crimson having acquiesced on their previous disdain for the Patriots after the team offered to front the university a rental fee in cash. However, the Stadium was not available for the preseason as the university’s president, Dr. Nathan Pusey, did not want the NCAA to somehow think that a professional team would corrupt his Harvard varsity players through repeated exposure. “Perhaps Pusey means that he doesn’t want the Crimson to play like the Patriots,” my father surmised.

Accordingly, the Pats played a well-attended game against the mighty Washington Redskins on a blistering August afternoon at BC’s Alumni Field that turned suddenly hotter.

Yes, I was there – running for my life after some malcontent had discarded a cigarette in a trash heat under the stands which had then ignited the wooden structure that served as the frame of Alumni Stadium at the time. In a scene out of a Mack Sennett short, some 10,000 of us hurled ourselves onto the field while the game was still being played, literally running for our lives. The play was immediately stopped, and we all began to mingle with the stunned players on the field. I ended up chatting with Skins’ quarterback Sonny Jurgensen as the smoke engulfed much of the Alumni Stadium.

When I returned to my seat that still felt hot to the touch, I flipped on my transistor radio to find out what had just happened. It has been left on to the local rock station in Boston at the time – WRKO. When I heard what Dale Dorman, one of the station’s deejays, was playing when I returned to my seat, all I could do was smile. Yes, it was “Fire,” by the Crazy World of Arthur Brown. Even our local rock station thought that the Pats were a joke.

Needless to say, Billy Sullivan’s Patriots never played at BC again.

However, they did play a preseason game in Alston at Harvard Stadium – due, of course, to the Alumni Stadium fire – against the Philadelphia Eagles in which “access” to the locker rooms was denied because the Crimson’s varsity squad was conducting preseason tryouts. Consequently, the two professional football teams had to dress for the game at the Colonnade Hotel in Cambridge.

Imagine if you were a guest in the hotel when two dressed-and-ready-to-play NFL squads began to show up in the lobby, waiting for a bus ride to Harvard Stadium. When both teams began to alight from the buses outside the Stadium for the game in full dress, my father began to shake his head and mumble to himself, “Oh, Billy, Billy…‘

A week later, at the opening game at Harvard Stadium against the Miami Dolphins, one of the Patriot's special team players, Bob “Harpo” Gladieux, who had been cut by Clive Rush the previous Thursday, decided to make a sentimental visit to see his old team play. He had “pahtied hahd” the night before, had smoked a lot of pot with a girl from Brighton, and was finishing his sixth beer in the stands before game time when he heard a blaring announcement over the Stadium’s PA system, “Bob Gladieux, please report to the Patriots locker room!”

A shout that sounded like a rifle came from the stands as “Harpo” stumbled to the locker room below the stands. He had been one of the more popular players the previous season (his long, stringy blonde hair was instantly recognizable and thus, he been given the nickname, “Harpo,” after the third Marx Brother). Remember, for the previous hour, Gladieux had been cavorting with the fans in the stands. Those same fans now found themselves erupting in laughter as Gladieux rushed to get dressed for the game. Five minutes later, much to our astonishment, we saw Harpo race in full gear onto the field just as the team lined up for the opening kickoff.

Wobbly, pale, and completely looped, Gladieux ended up making a solo tackle on the opening kickoff. The entire section at the Stadium where Harpo had been drinking shouted out in unison, “Holy shit!”

When the great Johnny Unitas and the World Champion Baltimore Colts came to Cambridge to play the Boston Patriots in October that year, the Pats miraculously played their best game of the season. With less than a minute left in a spirited contest, Gino Cappelletti struck a field goal to make the score, 7-6, Colts. Pats’ Head Coach Clive Rush then logically called for an onside kick. To his enormous surprise, the kick went to one of the up-men, Tom Matte, who picked up the ball and ran untouched for six points – and the game.

How had that occurred? Because the entire Patriots kickoff team had overrun the ball. The Colts fan sitting next to me laughed so hard that he cried. The concept of tears of joy remained unfamiliar to Patriots fans.

A few weeks later, Henry Olken, who owned the famed sporting goods store, Olken's in downtown Wellesley, paid Patriots starting quarterback Mike Taliaferro two-hundred dollars to appear at his store on Friday night. I took note and showed up with my older brother, Mark, to get his autograph and chat for a spell. When we showed up, Henry Olken practically treated us like royalty. Just two fans had shown up to shake Taliferro's hand the previous hour - with countless others avoiding the native Texan altogether. When we left, Henry Olken said, "I owe you one, Shaun." Eventually, he hired me to work there part-time, thanks to my "kindness" in showing up and greeting the Pats' QB that evening.

Later that season, when Billy Sullivan decided to sign holdout Joe Kapp, the celebrated former quarterback of the NFC Champion Minnesota Vikings, he had the temerity to put Kapp in a Patriots’ uniform after arriving in Boston two hours before game time in front of 40,000 drunken louts at Harvard Stadium.

For the next two hours, Pats fans continuously screeched and bellowed for Kapp to get into the game. When Mike Taliaferro had his bell rung in the fourth quarter, the people in the stands began to scream for Kapp to come onto the field, simultaneously cheering when Taliaferro was helped to the sidelines on a stretcher.

Of course, ol’ Joe entered the huddle not knowing a single Patriots play. Thinking quickly, Kapp fingered in the Stadium dirt where each receiver and running back should go. As Dad remarked at the time, “Only the Patriots would reintroduce the concept of pick-up football to the professional ranks.”

For the rest of the 1970 season, Kapp proved to be a failure (what a surprise). While he was a determined leader in Minnesota, he was a mediocre (at best) quarterback with an arm that reminded Dad of noodle-armed Red Sox utility man, Jose Tartabull. As my father exclaimed after watching the Patriots’ quarterback warm-up before a game, “Kapp’s throws look like kickoffs and move like hanging sliders.”

Ironically, Joe Kapp’s best game as a Boston Patriot occurred against his old Vikings team the day after a raging snowstorm in December when he nearly knocked Minnesota lineman Alan Page out after tackling him following an interception.

Another funny thing about that game: the employees of Harvard Stadium forgot to plow the ancient concrete stands. Thus, we all sat in three-foot snowdrifts, which made snowball-throwing that day a must. The referees almost called the game for the Vikings when two entire sections of fans decided to target a solitary Viking in order to hurl their snowballs at the unfortunate player, quarterback Gary Cuozzo. I well remember an entire section of fans targeting Cuozzo during one TV timeout. We (me included), threw on “three,” as is in “1, 2, 3!” and Cuozzo was nearly encased in an instant drift. A PA announcement soon warned that any more throwing of snowballs would result in a forfeit. We all thought long and hard about ending the game right there and then. When the gun finally signaled the end of that contest, another Patriot loss, it would prove to be the last game ever played by the Boston Patriots.

For the previous five years, there had been some talk that the city of Boston would build a stadium for the Patriots in South Boston. In fact, a design for a domed stadium in South Boston had even been approved by the Massachusetts Legislature in 1966, only to see funding halted when the local reps came to their senses.

By 1969, legendary sports icon, Bill Veeck, who ran Suffolk Downs at the time, actually offered the infield of his racetrack to be converted to a playing field for the Pats. “We could have a series of horse races at halftime!” Veeck exclaimed to stunned reporters one afternoon. Never a man to say no, owner Billy Sullivan actually considered the idea for a spell.

However, by 1970, the wheel of fortune had turned for the franchise. When Phil and David Fine offered a generous land grant on the grounds of the Foxboro Racetrack, the Pats announced a move to that Southeastern Massachusetts community for the 1971 season.

One day, my brothers and I decided to scout out the team’s new location as construction began that winter. We soon noticed a sign on the Bay State Racetrack that proclaimed proudly, “Welcome – Bay State Patriots!”

Yes, Billy Sullivan had impulsively changed his team’s home name in order to honor the racetrack that had saved his franchise. Thankfully, it took an intervention on behalf of NFL Commissioner Pete Rozelle to have the Pats’ owner change the name from the Bay State to the New England Patriots.

We were there in August of 1971 for the opening game – a preseason contest against the hated New York Giants. A stadium that had been built in less than 200 days and cost only six million dollars had a myriad of problems that day, not the least, of course, were toilets that would not flush and a traffic flow that would not budge. The two season-ticket owners next to me finally arrived midway through the third quarter after fighting traffic for three hours on Route 1. Not surprisingly, there was a flood in one underground restroom which seeped out of one of the exits and began slowly to spill onto the field – on the Patriots side, of course.

When Schaefer Stadium officially opened up with a regular season contest against the hated Oakland Raiders a few weeks later, some Pats fans hired a local airplane sign firm out of Norwood Airport that flew over the Stadium with a banner that read, “Keep Gayle Knief!” At the time, Gayle Knief was a hardworking, overachieving, diminutive wide receiver who had just been cut earlier the previous week by Head Coach John Mazur.

“Who the fuck is Gayle Knief?” a Raider fan asked me when he saw the plane’s sign lingering overhead.

Mazur, who had taken over when Clive Rush resigned in November 1970, had his problems with bigger-name players as well. Enigmatic running back Duane Thomas of the Dallas Cowboys was traded to the Patriots early on in Coach Mazur’s tenure. During the 1971 training camp at Amherst, the Patriots’ coaching staff insisted that Thomas get down in a three-point stance, something the former Cowboy hadn’t done since junior high school. Coach John Mazur kicked Thomas off the field, and Thomas then returned to Dallas on the next plane where he later helped Dallas win another Super Bowl.

While 1971 saw the team improve with its heralded pair of Stanford rookies, quarterback Jim Plunkett and wide receiver, Randy Vataha, the team suffered another setback the subsequent year. Ultimately, former Green Bay Packers Coach Phil Bengtson replaced John Mazur as the interim head coach in the middle of that horrendous campaign. Bengston, who had been Vince Lombardi’s number one assistant and had even replaced him as the Packers coach, quit as Patriots head coach at season’s end saying, “That’s it. I am never going to do anything connected to pro football again.” A man who had devoted his life to the sport for almost four decades refused to associate himself with football on any level ever again. Like many people, the Patriots had killed his spirit for the game.

One of the most popular players on the team during the Mazur-Bengtson years was Steve Kiner, the team’s own version of the Red Sox’ iconoclastic pitcher, Bill Lee. Kiner also happened to be a pretty damn good linebacker at the time. In reality, Steve was a long-haired, mustached Californian who actually resided in a VW bus in the Schaffer Stadium parking lot along with his hippie girlfriend from San Mateo. According to people in the know, he and his babe used to smoke pot mixed with granola on the bus and then take long walks around the parking lot. It was well known that Steve was an avowed Deadhead; “Truckin'” and “Box of Rain” could be heard blaring from his VW bus all hours of the day. When you walked by his digs in the parking lot back then, it invariably reminded you of Woodstock. Thus, when I sauntered by his van one day on my way to buy season tickets, it was not at all surprising to see him out there smoking a bone. After I greeted him one afternoon, Steve Kiner shouted out to me, “Dude!”

Kiner’s best buddy on the Pats at the time was fellow linebacker Jim Cheyunski, who had been working at a local gas station in nearby Canton, MA when one of the team coaches stopped by for a fill-up. The coach was so impressed with “Chey’s” physique that he invited him to try out for the team. The former gas attendant soon found himself in the starting lineup. “It beats filling up 500 cars with gas each work shift,” he admitted to Will McDonough that fall.

In 1972, in their first foray in Foxboro on ABC’s Monday Night Football the day before the presidential election, the Pats decided to hire a circus performer named “Jumping Joe” Garlick to jump from 300 feet above the stadium and free-fall to a large ballooned mattress in the middle of the field during halftime. Just as the circus aerialist jumped, a gust of wind picked up, and his descent suddenly seemed out-of-kilter, Jumping Joe ended up landing half on the edge of the mattress and nearly died. After Garlick staggered off the field, the fan next to me muttered, “I wonder if that guy works for the McGovern campaign?”

At the end of the 1972 season, I gave up my season tickets, knowing that I would be heading 1,300 miles south for college the next season. While I had seen the Patriots in triumph, it had been the lovable losers – the Mel Witts, the Ike Lassiters, the Halvor Hagans, and the Johnny Outlaws who had won me over beginning with the first time I saw them in person in September 1964. They might have been hapless, but they were mine.

And, so, when I see what the franchise has achieved over the last two decades – Colin Cowherd recently called them the greatest dynasty in professional sports’ history since the dawn of free agency – I still shake my head in wonder.

What would my late father, who died more than 35 years ago, say about all of this? Probably something along the lines of - “Well, son, it’s obvious that Billy Sullivan doesn’t own the team anymore. And it’s sure a hell of a long way from the days of ‘Bring Back Gayle Knief!“
Thanks so much for this, @jacklamabe65. There's a wonderful book to be written from this material.
 

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It was Borges, not McDonough. And Borges got frozen out by the team and ended up covering boxing and horse racing.
Did his return to the beat coincide with the Sullivans selling the franchise? He sure was around the team for their first 3 Super Bowl wins. Remember a famous article cursing them out for not drafting David Terrell in favor of Richard Seymour... and he wasn't too fond of their pick of Matt Light the same year as well.
 

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It was Borges, not McDonough. And Borges got frozen out by the team and ended up covering boxing and horse racing.
Yeah I got my post Super Bowl media bombs confused. McDonough wrote the one about Parcells leaving town around the Packers SB.

Remember back in the days when we didn't even have time to sleep off our Super Bowl loss hangovers before horrible bad news was hitting the street. Wow have times changed.
 

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Did his return to the beat coincide with the Sullivans selling the franchise? He sure was around the team for their first 3 Super Bowl wins. Remember a famous article cursing them out for not drafting David Terrell in favor of Richard Seymour... and he wasn't too fond of their pick of Matt Light the same year as well.
"On a day when they could have had impact players David Terrell or Koren Robinson or the second-best tackle in the draft in Kenyatta Walker, they took Georgia defensive tackle Richard Seymour, who had 1.5 sacks last season in the pass-happy SEC and is too tall to play tackle at 6-6 and too slow to play defensive end. This genius move was followed by trading out of a spot where they could have gotten the last decent receiver in Robert Ferguson and settled for tackle Matt Light, who will not help any time soon."

- Ron Borges, 2001 (Never forget)
 

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I mean, that's an all time miss.

Just so everyone is reminded. We know Seymour is a HOFer, and Light was a 3x pro bowler and 1x all-pro, never mind a 3x SB champ. But what about the other guys that Borges wanted them to draft?

David Terrell: 5 seasons, 54 games, 39 starts, 128 rec, 1,602 yds, 9 td, 12 career AV
Koren Robinson: 8 seasons, 96 games, 70 starts, 294 rec, 2,944 yds, 16 td, 39 career AV (not bad at all)
Kenyatta Walker: 6 seasons, 75 games, 73 starts, 32 career AV
Robert Ferguson: 8 seasons, 83 games, 34 starts, 151 rec, 1,993 yds, 13 td, 20 career AV

Meanwhile...

Seymour: 12 seasons, 164 games, 157 starts, 498 tackles, 57.5 sacks, 113 career AV
Light: 11 seasons, 155 games, 153 starts, 109 career AV

So they turned down either Terrell, Robinson, or Walker - the best of whom had 39 career AV - and took Seymour (HOFer and 113 career AV). They turned down Robert Ferguson (20 career AV) and chose Light instead (109 career AV).

Those dummies!


(Though I will say that the guys that Borges wanted them to select weren't busts by any means. Robinson was a good player, and Ferguson wasn't terrible either. Walker was a solid starter for a 6 year career...not terrible.)
 

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It was the cocksure attitude by Borges that was the issue. Everyone misses their picks. Borges acting contemptous that the Pats took Seymour and Light instead of those guys is what makes dunking on the take so much fun.
 

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It was quite emblematic of what the Pats were as a franchise at that time that they followed up a miracle run to the Super Bowl (first NFL playoff wins in franchise history and first win in the Orange Bowl since the 1960s) with an absolute shellacking in the game and an immediate cocaine scandal (I feel like it broke the Monday after the Super Bowl?).
I mean....they made the playoffs the following year. Eason was still the starter. 11-5 record. They won 7 games in a row. They won the AFC East. Which included a win IN MIAMI in the final game of the season.

The ineptitude of that team gets grossly overstated. They didn't abruptly collapse after the SB and the coke scandal.
 

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I mean....they made the playoffs the following year. Eason was still the starter. 11-5 record. They won 7 games in a row. They won the AFC East. Which included a win IN MIAMI in the final game of the season.

The ineptitude of that team gets grossly overstated. They didn't abruptly collapse after the SB and the coke scandal.
For sure. It was a slow decline post-1985. The '86 team was good, although they couldn't run the ball at all. '87 they were 8-7, '88 they were 9-7. Wasn't until the horrifically injury-plagued '89 season that the wheels came off. Eason turning into a pumpkin post '86 was the killer.
 

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I mean....they made the playoffs the following year. Eason was still the starter. 11-5 record. They won 7 games in a row. They won the AFC East. Which included a win IN MIAMI in the final game of the season.

The ineptitude of that team gets grossly overstated. They didn't abruptly collapse after the SB and the coke scandal.
The 1986 Pats team were one of the better AFC teams. Statistically, they were better than the Broncos. But, the OL was a problem all season. John Hannah retired; TE Lin Dawson missed the entire season with the knee injury he suffered in the opening Patriots drive in the Super Bowl; Steve Moore was battling the weight problems that would end his career. They could not run the ball at all despite both Tony Collins and Craig James returning, and Eason was sacked 43 (!!) times, which eventually led to the injuries that ended his career.

Then they had to open their playoff drive in Denver of all places, and a John Elway punt eventually resulted in Tony Eason getting tackled in the end zone. Granted, there is no way the Pats or any other AFC team would have beaten the Giants (the NFC was simply dominant in that period), but this team does get an unfair rap. Eason was truly starting to come into his own and had a chance to cast away both the shadow of Steve Grogan and the "dress" nonsense from the Super Bowl but instead never recovered from the beating he took that season. And the player strike the following season was a fiasco for the team, with half the locker room ready to come to blows with the other half while the owners chortled.