White Sox vs. Red Sox 5/6/22 - 7:10 ET

[simplicio]

How is Vaz the guy to PH here? I mean... yikes.

He's 3 points higher than Arroyo, our other option.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Why Vazquez? Where is arroyo?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Yay, see Duran one more time.

what's the HR% chance, Apple?

 

[Daniel_Son]

Here we go, Duran. Get hungry.

 

[Ale Xander]

Here we

what a Super Genius Cora

lean into one JD

 

[JCizzle]

C'mon kid. Don't try to be a hero, just extend the inning.

 

[ngruz25]

I can't believe they scored Duran's hit as a triple.

 

[Ale Xander]

I’m hungry like the wolf for a home run

 

[DeadlySplitter]

C'mon kid. Don't try to be a hero, just extend the inning.

Nah go for it all with Story on deck

 

[Rovin Romine]

LaRussa looks like one of those trash monsters from Fraggle Rock.

 

[patinorange]

Yay, see Duran one more time.

what's the HR% chance, Apple?

Two percent homer. Three percent inside the park homer.

 

[Obscure Name]

They should use more outlandish outcome percentages. Make it more interesting.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Hendricks doesn't have it tonight

 

[JOBU]

Hour and a half drive to Worcester? Lol ok.

 

[gattman]

Someone might want to tell Duran that Story’s on deck. Hack away

 

[ngruz25]

I honestly completely forgot that Chris Young played for the Sox. For two years, at that!

 

[Daniel_Son]

Fuck.

 

[Ale Xander]

This season has come undone

 

[Rovin Romine]

They should use more outlandish outcome percentages. Make it more interesting.

Chance of pitcher hitting a low flying seagull.

 

[JCizzle]

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[JOBU]

STINK.

 

[budcrew08]

Overpowers Duran and we are officially in last place in the AL east

 

[Beomoose]

We're shit-tastic

 

[patinorange]

Hendricks doesn't have it tonight

Other than striking out the side.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Other than striking out the side.

Manifesting gone wrong, I guess.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Completely overmatched that inning. Worst team in the AL East, folks.

 

[mr_smith02]

Not the way I wanted to spend a Friday night. Fuckity fuck!

 

[JOBU]

Completely overmatched that inning. Worst team in the AL, folks.

Fixed

 

[patinorange]

Manifesting gone wrong, I guess.

I can’t believe he walked Vaz. If I was a white Sox fan I would be furious.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

When do the players start checking out? Have they already? (Looking at you, X)

 

[Harry Hooper]

This season has come undone

There's no sign of life.

 

[Vandalman]

This season has come undone

When they found what they were heading for, it was too late.

 

[Doc Zero]

Starting game threads should be a punishment from here on out.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Only the Reds and Nats are farther from first than the Sox.

 

[gattman]

Rebound p

Hendricks doesn't have it tonight

And fortunately for him, he doesn’t need it. Here’s a thought experiment— what would happen if Barnes pitched against the Sox lineup? I think I just made the universe fold in upon itself . . .

 

[E5 Yaz]

Starting game threads should be a punishment from here on out.

You're up

 

[Doc Zero]

You're up

Ugh you’re probably right.

 

[Ale Xander]

Took em over 3 and a half hours to score 2 runs

 

[Diamond Don Aase]

Only the Reds and Nats are farther from first than the Sox.

Still right there for that eleventeenth wild card, though. It will be a Mother’s Day miracle if they win a game this series.

 

[Jerry’s Curl]

Completely overmatched that inning. Worst team in the AL East, folks.

Worst team in the AL.

 

[Ale Xander]

I think they’re better than Detroit. Not by much though

 

[DeadlySplitter]

I don't think it's coincidence either that their only series win of the season is against those Tigers.

 

[mauidano]

Someone at MLB.com didn't get the memo about Duran being optioned back. He's the lead on the Red Sox page.
https://www.mlb.com/redsox

 

[InsideTheParker]

never mind.