- Dec 16, 2010
Peter King ain't that slim.
Is there no other way to say "Hey, this bobblehead is a writer!" than to awkwardly jam a pen and pad into his hands? Aside from the fact that King hasn't done any of that type of reporting since AIDS was called GRID, it creates a totally surreal and creepy statuette.
Boss, I did the research.One day, a long time from now, future historians are going to come across a cache of bobbleheads and they're going to wonder what they were, what they represented and what that person did in order to get this tribute.
They're going to be awfully sad when they realize that the Lowell Spinners honored a man who spends every Sunday night writing about watered-down coffee, pedestrian types of beer and his kids' softball games.
"Where are the Bill Gates, Albert Einstein or Nelson Mandella bobbleheads," they'll wonder.
Why the FUCK are they doing this? He's not a serious candidate for the job. He's not a baseball writer. He doesn't have good pipes.Boston Red Sox @RedSox
Hey @SI_PeterKing we heard you're the "Guest in the Chair" tonight, good luck on the #Fenway mic!
I wonder if King knew Beane.There are people we're going to invite who don't have interest in this long term. They want to, first and foremost, pay tribute to Carl. And secondly, experience what it's like to sit in the best seat in the house
First Meterperell and now this? It's getting harder and harder to like this fucking team.Why the FUCK are they doing this? He's not a serious candidate for the job. He's not a baseball writer. He doesn't have good pipes.
What a fucking farce this organization has become.