I didn't even get to Mr. Starwood Preferred Member Travel Note of the Week II, I just came straight here after reading #1 to check out the reaction. He really is a contemptible wanker. Plus he used the word "gal".
Martha's Vineyard is an island, not a town.I dunno, I define "Tourist Trap" as a place that's destination unto itself. There aren't many towns that qualify. Maybe Jackson Hole. Martha's Vineyard. Aspen.
And the EvoShield hat!BTW, there are 10 separate mentions of EvoShield in today's column. Ten.
And I am very annoyed.Martha's Vineyard is an island, not a town.
It's staggering that Sports Illustrated's editors and management haven't noticed that their lead football writer is a complete and total asshole.It's staggering that he doesn't realize what a complete and total asshole he comes across as.....
That piece embodies so much of what sucks about his attitude and writing, and why this thread is sadistically fun to read, thanks in particular to your posts. I feel like joining in and ranting on this one.That might be my most-hated "King Travel Notes" piece ever, because he is A) specifically shitting on one person that is clearly less-advantaged than he is, specifically calling out her level of intelligence. And in so doing, he is clearly making the evil assumption that she is stupid because of the job he holds, on the basis of one isolated incident that occurred in the middle of the night.
Yes, it is truly unbelievable when these damn plebs have mundane mental lapses. Why bother rubbing those couple empathy neurons of yours together? You're the weary, haggard, industrious, eminently cultivated traveler. You're the one perturbed by this momentary disruption of your slumber AND this encounter with an epic folly. Who wouldn't be flabbergasted? All you want is to resume drooling and dreaming - of Sean Payton returning your calls again, to frolic together in an elegant biergarten alongside a Starbucks - when you get smacked in the face by this tsunami of dumb.Not quite believing she asked this question
So he seizes the opportunity to try chiding her with a sarcastic, belittling gag and this is the creative name he pulls out? Not Hoomanawanui or Spooneybarger or Skimbleshanks or Cockshott? I wouldn't be surprised if Spaceballs reflects what the inside of this asshole's mind looks like. Or if it just looks like a rectum. Either way, my guess is it's full of parodies and polyps. Also, he'll be kicking himself when he realizes he could've gone with Vandelay.Schwartz
His "just curious" might as well be "I know I'm deliberately trying to sneer at your intelligence and blatantly insult you based on a trivial gaffe, but prefacing my question to you like this absolves me of any affront. So retard..."Just curious -- why'd you ask me my last name when I just handed you my license and my credit card?
An acquaintance works for ESPN. Once I told him that he must get this all the time, but that I just despise Stuart Scott and think that Scott makes the network look like buffoons. His answer? Their goal is for everyone to have opinions about all their talent, good or bad.Why do you think that? As if they give a fuck.
Oh, you remember sitting with him, do ya? Must have really had to rack your brain to remember all the way back to late February, huh?I remember sitting with Luck at the Scouting Combine in the hotel room of his agent, which overlooked Lucas Oil Stadium.
Have you considered The Lurker Challenge?That piece embodies so much of what sucks about his attitude and writing, and why this thread is sadistically fun to read, thanks in particular to your posts. I feel like joining in and ranting on this one.
Yes, it is truly unbelievable when these damn plebs have mundane mental lapses. Why bother rubbing those couple empathy neurons of yours together? You're the weary, haggard, industrious, eminently cultivated traveler. You're the one perturbed by this momentary disruption of your slumber AND this encounter with an epic folly. Who wouldn't be flabbergasted? All you want is to resume drooling and dreaming - of Sean Payton returning your calls again, to frolic together in an elegant biergarten alongside a Starbucks - when you get smacked in the face by this tsunami of dumb.
Surely she's thrilled to be working the nightshift of a tedious job for little money and hasn't likely been standing here for hours bored out of her fucking mind. It's not like you could possibly be one of the few people she'll be interacting with during her entire shift. Maybe, just maybe, she's glad to have someone to talk to briefly, even if it is a wretched sack of shit such as yourself? Nah. How dare she ask for your name after instead of before! How dare she not serve you - in the form of a mindless, error-free drone like you had expected to encounter in this Sandusky palace - when you're merely wanting as few obstacles as possible between your chauffeured SIESNFLTCT van and plodding your globular ass towards the kind of crude room and shoddy pillows that only a $119-a-night hotel has to offer.
Thank you, Peter King, for mocking this woman both to her face and publicly. She's indeed guilty of saying the stupidest thing ever, and the consequences couldn't have been more dire. Consider this a job well done, sir. Now you can also add Arbiter Of Stupid and Brain Fart Prosecutor to your résumé to boot, all before breakfast.
So he seizes the opportunity to try chiding her with a sarcastic, belittling gag and this is the creative name he pulls out? Not Hoomanawanui or Spooneybarger or Skimbleshanks or Cockshott? I wouldn't be surprised if Spaceballs reflects what the inside of this asshole's mind looks like. Or if it just looks like a rectum. Either way, my guess is it's full of parodies and polyps. Also, he'll be kicking himself when he realizes he could've gone with Vandelay.
His "just curious" might as well be "I know I'm deliberately trying to sneer at your intelligence and blatantly insult you based on a trivial gaffe, but prefacing my question to you like this absolves me of any affront. So retard..."
His little story (and his column at large) wreaks of someone who is so delighted by his observations that he thinks he can write about the most humdrum matters and his readers will be entertained or even enlightened. He's proud that he noticed this inconsequential logical inconsistency. It's a detail that non-douchebags would probably notice and simply filter out subconsciously because IT DOESN'T MATTER. Most people let innocuous shit like that go without a second thought. Most people are also aware that they've had similar brain farts and would, if anything, playfully joke about it. Meanwhile, he's turning into a giddy schoolboy and antagonistic pissant because a woman asked for his name when she didn't need to. It must be nice to suck a cushy living out of bullshit like this.
Dude. You're making me feel like Dirk Diggler when he catches Burt Reynolds and Julianne Moore wooing some new guy to be the next big porn star.Have you considered The Lurker Challenge?
You have nothing to fear. In truth, I couldn't even engage--as you alluded to above, King is breaking new ground in everything that has gone wrong in his tone and attitude. Every time I, or someone else, refines something that is offensive about what he's doing, he seems to double down on it. Like, just in case you thought it was some misunderstanding, no, really, it's that awful.Dude. You're making me feel like Dirk Diggler when he catches Burt Reynolds and Julianne Moore wooing some new guy to be the next big porn star.
You should feel like Reed Rothchild, not Dirk. That way, you can be the Chest Rockwell to Winkle's Brock Landers. Not enemies. Not amateurs. Friends, compatriots, stars.Dude. You're making me feel like Dirk Diggler when he catches Burt Reynolds and Julianne Moore wooing some new guy to be the next big porn star.
I think you underestimate how fast Phelps can swim.I apologize for the following digression, but this little gem of King's from last week has been bothering me off and on since I read it:
d. Michael Phelps should be everyone's hero
Might I ask why? Because he swims so well? Because he won a lot of Olympic medals? Why the hell should I or anyone else consider Phelps to be a hero due to his swimming performances at the Olympics? Is King suggesting that physical achievements=heroism? Perhaps to him, but not for many of us. How about these candidates for hero"
Stephen Siller: An FDNY firefighter, he was off duty and ran through the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel on 9/11 with sixty pounds of equipment on his back in order to help people at the WTC. He left behind a wife and five children. http://tunneltotower...ens_legacy.aspx
Or Welles Crowther: A young man who worked at Sandler O'Neill in the South Tower of the WTC. He led at least two groups of people to safety after the second plane hit and was on his way back up with a group of firemen when the tower came down. If you haven't seen this video, you should:
Or finally, how about US Navy LT Michael Murphy http://www.navy.mil/moh/mpmurphy/ or MA2 Michael Monsoor; http://www.navy.mil/moh/monsoor/?
All the guys I suggested did was help to save lives and served a cause greater than themselves.
Speak for yourself, consumer of shitty journalism. I read dr.leather every week. I haven't spent a click on Peter King's articles in several months.Why do you think that? As if they give a fuck.
His column's read by a zillion people a week - including us - and that's all they care about, as long as he doesn't say anything that means they have to fire him.
I don't disagree with you that King is a whiny assface. But like I said, read the comments at the end of MMQB, just as many people thought that King was in the right on this issue. So apparently his is the asshole contingency.And editors should really care about the quality of the product. Allowing King to become a kvetching, whiny assface in every column is lazy.
That wouldn't surprise me either. He does exhibit some traits of the Jonah Lehers of the world. The pressure to provide his loyal readers a witty Mr. Starwood Preferred, Coffee Nerdness, or Beer Nerdness must be immense.* It wouldn't surprise me if King made this entire episode up, or at least heavily embellished it. I'm not sure why, probably because I don't trust Peter King's story where he has the "witty" one-liner that (he feels) will break up his audience.
I'm right with you.Yeah.
If you haven't go back and read some of the comments at the end of MMQB. There are some people taking King to task about the way he treated the hotel worker and there are just as many who are defending him, "You can't help stupid, Peter!". Ha, ha! Get 'er done!
I would love for someone to track this girl down* and find out her side of the story. Because like many people in this thread have said, I am sure that there is a perfectly logical reason for her asking King his name. Because when you sit down and think about it for more than 20 seconds, who the fuck wants to make small talk with some fat asshole at three in the morning? I honestly wished that she took a pen and stabbed him in his oversized hand.
* It wouldn't surprise me if King made this entire episode up, or at least heavily embellished it. I'm not sure why, probably because I don't trust Peter King's story where he has the "witty" one-liner that (he feels) will break up his audience.
Well, KSK has made some pretty good hay out of crushing him every week. I'm sure they're aware, but agree they don't care, and, just the opposite, love it. Drew didn't do this week's - has he stopped? I haven't been paying attention.King is so milquetoast on first glance, though. I don't think they'd care, but I bet King's editors/colleagues would be shocked to find this level of vitriol directed at King.
Brandon Pettigrew is "meh"? The guy had 83 receptions last season, good for 3rd most in the NFL by a tight end. I don't think the Lions are exactly disappointed with taking him in the first round.Detroit: Running game, meh. If it's mediocre again, the Leos need someone like tight end Brandon Pettigrew (speaking of meh) to finally play worthy of his first-round pedigree.
I'll bet they were initially--some random guy sends in a snail mail screed just going apeshit on a field hockey article and they sit around saying "the hell was that"--but King has been so prominent a douche for so long that they must know by now.King is so milquetoast on first glance, though. I don't think they'd care, but I bet King's editors/colleagues would be shocked to find this level of vitriol directed at King.
Extra pillows often either doesn't exist anymore in $119/night rooms in Sandusky palaces or only does if there are extras from people who booked rooms at the Great Wolf Lodge.I'm right with you.
I'm 99% sure what happened is this: half-asleep, bored-stiff, 20-year-old Toledo State Sophomore is thinking about some guy she may or may not want to bang last weekend.
*Ding*
"Oh, what the fuck..."
*DING DING* "HELLO!
[walks to the front desk]
Girl: "Hello sir. Um...what um...are you checking in?"
[Fat man doesn't look up, thumbs frantically on blackberry, holds up finger] "One sec....Heheh....heheh....heeee...yeah, ok."
"What can I do for you?"
"Checking in."
"Oh, ok. Can I see your license and credit card?"
"Oh, sure, uh...hold on." [drops shoulder bag, rifles around pockets, throws keys and blackberry on counter. After 10 seconds of frantic scrambling, pulls out requested items from velcro wallet. Hands to girl.]
[Girl takes the cards, without looking at them, places them down next to computer]
"What's the name on your reservation?"
[Man types obliviously on blackberry]
"Sir, what's the name on your reservation? Sir?"
"Huh? King."
"Thank You."
"Hey, why didn't you just look at my license?"
"Well, sometimes reservations are made under different names than the person checking in. It's easier to just ask."
"Well, what if I said, oh, I dunno. Brett Favre?"
"Well, we don't have a Brett Favre in the system. Besides, you don't LOOK like Brett Favre."
[Frowning] "What's THAT supposed to mean?"
"Nothing, just...you don't look like an NFL quarterback."
"What a rude thing to say! Why don't you give me an extra pillow."
"Um. Ok. Here it is. And your key, room 322. You're all set. Good night sir."
"Hmph. What a dump."
Love it.Well, KSK has made some pretty good hay out of crushing him every week. I'm sure they're aware, but agree they don't care, and, just the opposite, love it. Drew didn't do this week's - has he stopped? I haven't been paying attention.
The van we’re driving around the country in is courtesy of EvoShield, the protective-equipment manufacturer.
Oh sorry, apparently there’s a pop-up ad in the middle of this football column. HO HO JUST KIDDING – IT’S JUST PETER KING HAVING NO PROFESSIONAL INTEGRITY.
Magary stopped doing it around the Super Bowl and Christmas Ape took it over. While he's not as good as Drew, he's gotten much better since February.Well, KSK has made some pretty good hay out of crushing him every week. I'm sure they're aware, but agree they don't care, and, just the opposite, love it. Drew didn't do this week's - has he stopped? I haven't been paying attention.
-43 DYAR and -12.6% DVOA last year, 66% catch rate, very average YAC for a tight end. Those catches aren't leading to much production - FO's numbers have him below luminaries like Greg Olsen last year.Brandon Pettigrew is "meh"? The guy had 83 receptions last season, good for 3rd most in the NFL by a tight end. I don't think the Lions are exactly disappointed with taking him in the first round.
To be fair to King, his original article did mention the punt at the 4 yard line being called a touchback. And while that's a bit bigger deal than the ref flubbing the team name, does King really not think the guy knows the rules? There was no allowance given for the replacement refs also being in, not only the first preseason game of the year, but based on what was going on, a situation with even more chances for nerves etc.Not to mention that his response totally misses the point of the criticism. If King's original article had given the replacement ref a hard time for calling a punt spotted at the 4-yard-line a touchback, that might have been closer to a legitimate point.