Why Do I Continue to Read Peter King?

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EDIT:  His explanation (see, e.g., "I don't grade the draft! No way to tell!") is, essentially, that it's impossible to see into the future.   
 
Unless you're....prescient.
 

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So, let me get this straight, Peter King wants to be known as the Dean of Football Writers, but when fans come to him with honest questions due to his so-called status as an expert, he gives them these wiseass percentages instead?  
 
What the fuck?
 
Come on, these were borderline retarded questions, except the Chiefs one. I have no problem with the way King answered these tweets.
 

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John Marzano Olympic Hero said:
Come on, these were borderline retarded questions, except the Chiefs one. I have no problem with the way King answered these tweets.
 
What kind of answer would King have given if the tweets were prefaced with: "Long time reader, love the column"?
 

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The 3.16% chance of Tebow going to Jacksonville is moderately funny, which makes it the cleverest thing King's written in months.
 

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Coffeenerdness: Terrific espresso, Gregorys Coffee. My first trip to the Manhattan coffee\maker the other day, and the brew reminded me of the black gold at the Buttery in Boston's South End, where I used to live.
 
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I'm late on this one. But I thought of my play-by-play announcer friend Howie Rose this week as the Mets (he does their games on radio) and the Islanders (he's their TV voice) had their schedules collide in games against the Pittsburghers in Pittsburgh, in Queens, and in the heart of Long Island. He ended up doing the Isles-Penguins Thursday night in Pittsburgh, the Mets-Bucs Friday night at Citi Field, the final game of the Isles-Pens Saturday night in Uniondale, N.Y., on Long Island, then the Mets-Bucs series finale Sunday afternoon back in Queens.
 
"But that's not such a tough schedule,'' Rose said Sunday night. "The second week of April, I drove [from New York] to Philadelphia to do a Mets-Phils Monday night game. I drove home after the game. Then I did the Islanders against the Flyers on the island Tuesday night. Then I drove back to Philadelphia Wednesday to do the Mets again. I don't know why -- sleeping in my own bed, I guess -- but I drove home after the game. Then Thursday morning, I flew to Boston to do the Islanders and Bruins Thursday night. Friday morning, I went to the airport in Boston to fly to Minnesota, where the Mets played the Twins Friday night. The flight was delayed five hours. I ended up getting into the broadcast booth in Minneapolis 25 minutes before the first pitch. There was some travel tension I didn't need."
 
At what point is he going to realize we don't give a fuck?
 

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He ended up doing the Isles-Penguins Thursday night in Pittsburgh, the Mets-Bucs Friday night at Citi Field, the final game of the Isles-Pens Saturday night in Uniondale, N.Y., on Long Island, then the Mets-Bucs series finale Sunday afternoon back in Queens.
 
What's the big deal with doing a game Friday night in NY, Saturday in Uniondale, then a Mets game again Sunday?
 
It's like 35 miles from where Citi Field is up to Uniondale.
 

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What's the big deal with doing a game Friday night in NY, Saturday in Uniondale, then a Mets game again Sunday?
 
It's like 35 miles from where Citi Field is up to Uniondale.
 
21 miles. It's a very short commute. Not seeing the trouble there.
 

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Not to mention, the job itself sounds, you know, like its a lot of fun.
 
There are people in sales/distribution that sometimes visit multiple cities in a single day (say, fly from NYC to Chicago at 6:00 AM, lunch meeting at 12:00; then fly to Minneapolis at 4:00, dinner meeting at 7:00, etc...), several days per week.   I used to work with several of them (and had to make frequent trips myself throughout the country, sometimes (*gasp*) on weekends).   This is hardly uncommon, and those people often are working under tight quotas, or sales figures,  that they struggle to make and live in a near-constant state of stress.  The personal lives of the ones that stick with it past about 35, if they can't get to a managerial position that requires less travel, tends to be pretty shitty.  
 
But hey, I really feel for this fucking guy who has to travel a lot, but generally within a 90-minute drive of his house, to go watch professional sports for a living.  Tough break, dude.
 

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5. I think if Geno Smith wins the Jet starting job to start the season, I wouldn't be remotely surprised if the Jets traded Mark Sanchez for a low-round draft pick or cut him before Week 1.
 
 
Of course, if Peter took 2 minutes to look it up he would see the massive cap hit that would be accrued if Sanchez is cut. And I'm sure the Jets would love for a team to give them anything, even a 7th to take Sanchez off their hands. But will it happen? I don't know. Maybe?!?!
 

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Not to mention, the job itself sounds, you know, like its a lot of fun.
 
There are people in sales/distribution that sometimes visit multiple cities in a single day (say, fly from NYC to Chicago at 6:00 AM, lunch meeting at 12:00; then fly to Minneapolis at 4:00, dinner meeting at 7:00, etc...), several days per week.   I used to work with several of them (and had to make frequent trips myself throughout the country, sometimes (*gasp*) on weekends).   This is hardly uncommon, and those people often are working under tight quotas, or sales figures,  that they struggle to make and live in a near-constant state of stress.  The personal lives of the ones that stick with it past about 35, if they can't get to a managerial position that requires less travel, tends to be pretty shitty.  
 
But hey, I really feel for this fucking guy who has to travel a lot, but generally within a 90-minute drive of his house, to go watch professional sports for a living.  Tough break, dude.
 
The thing that bugs me is that Howie Rose has two jobs (hockey and baseball) that only briefly intersect, but Peter King seems to be using Howie as an example of how difficult the job is for everyone in the business, or more accurately as an example of how difficult Peter King's job is.  Of course, Peter King only covers football which has the easiest schedule and fewest games by far of the four major sports. 
 
I'm sure the hockey season is a bit of a grind to cover since it's winter and it's three or four games a week.  Baseball is a bit easier to cover than hockey since it's likely nice weather and you are probably staying in one location for a couple of days in a row but that being said it's a long season, so, yeah, that might be hard at times.

Covering football, where there are at most three days of actual games to cover a week, would be a piece of cake at least in comparison to covering hockey or baseball.
 

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I'd like to blast King for this inanity:
 
"I think other teams have the same skeletons, and potential skeletons, in their closets. But to me, the Lions are different. They'd blown so many receiver picks over the years -- granted, in the Millen administration, not Martin Mayhew's -- and you can't go drafting scared. But Young missed much of his second season at Boise State for fighting a teammate. I liked the pick at the time, because he filled a major need to take pressure off Calvin Johnson. Young, if well-adjusted, would have been a great asset to Detroit. But I couldn't know what the Lions knew then; when you pick a player 44th overall, you've done significant work on him, and you should know of the problems that could surface later on. Character problems, maturity issues. Those are flaws we in the media can't know nearly as well as the teams. The Lions, I'm betting, knew what a risk Young might be.
 
King knew or should have known that Young had missed a lot of time for getting in trouble, he thought the pick was worth it at the time, but now that he has the benefit of hindsight he crushes the team. 
 
If your defense is "I can't know what the team knows about character" then it's pretty hard to ever rip a team for any pick. But he's anything but consistent on that: he's more than willing to praise the Chargers because he likes Manti's character.  And the lesson of Titus Young (that reporters and fans can't actually know that much about these players' off the field woes) seems to be lost on him, as he has praised the Ogletree pick a couple dozen times in the past week despite the fact that Ogletree has a checkered off the field record.
 

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Meet the vets, Manti.
Bolts' full squad reports today.
Local forecast: haze

 
 

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p. Beernerdness: I know I've recommended a good beer when tweet after tweet tells me how good Allagash White is. You're welcome.
 
He's exhausted his recommendations list from the five different beers he's ever tried, apparently.
 

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e. If I were tweeting, I'd write: The Office finale > Seinfeld finale.
 

You do tweet, and your stance on The Office vs Seinfeld isn't exactly novel.  The Seinfeld finale is regarded as one of the most disappointing in television history.
 

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Mr. Starwood Preferred Member Travel Note of the Week
 
Best thing about living in Manhattan: walking.
 
I was in a hurry twice in the past week. The first time, I was rushing from my East Side apartment to the SI offices in midtown. It's a walk of about 17 minutes. I didn't have 17 minutes. Midday. Jumped in a cab. Got three blocks. Turned right onto 51st Street. Sat for a minute. Big bottleneck at 51st and Lexington ahead. Inched forward through two, three four light changes. Paid the guy. Got out and walked. Aaaargh.
 
The second time, I was late getting home from the office. About 5:15 p.m. and Avenue of the Americas (you might know it as Sixth Avenue) was a parking lot. I knew I wouldn't save time in a cab. Walked again.
 
I like walking. It's just that, when you're in a hurry in New York, it doesn't matter. Everything above ground is in quicksand.
 
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a walk of about 17 minutes. I didn't have 17 minutes.
 
So, what was the big NFL emergency that caused him to suddenly need to get to his office?
 

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And regarding the above, does he like walking or not?  He spent nearly 150 words on that "story" and I can't tell if he enjoys walking or not.  I think it was just an excuse to tell us (again) that he lives on the East Side of Manhattan and works in Midtown.
 

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That Travel note doesn't make sense at all.
The best thing about Manhatten: !alking! What is my note about? 2 instances where I hopped in a cab and then was forced to walk the last couple blocks when the cab got stuck. If it's so awesome to walk then why not just walk from the start?
 

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Reddi-Wip Factoid of the Week That I'm Certain Does Not Interest Only Me

According to WAVE TV in Kentucky, a homeless man hid in a Kentucky
grocery store at closing time, waited until the last employee was out of
the place, then ate six steaks, smoked some cigarettes, drank some
beer, consumed the contents of 57 cans of Reddi-Wip, soiled himself,
changed clothes, climbed into the rafters of the stores and proceeded to
fall asleep. He was arrested the next morning.
 

Peter King:  not clear on the concept of whip-its.
 

the second time, I was late getting home from the office. About 5:15 p.m.
and Avenue of the Americas (you might know it as Sixth Avenue) was a
parking lot. I knew I wouldn't save time in a cab. Walked again.
Boo fucking Hoo, King had to leave the office at 5:15.  He works so hard!
 
And the entire Travel Note is inane.  "Manhattan has traffic and sometimes its faster to walk" is about the most uninspired observation I've ever heard.
 

l. The Charlotte Hornets: I don't get that nickname
 
What a fucking moron.
 
 

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What kind of an NYC (excuse me, MANHATTAN) resident calls it "Avenue of the Americas"? Are you fucking kidding me? It's sixth goddamn avenue. 
 

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I like walking. It's just that, when you're in a hurry in New York, it doesn't matter. Everything above ground is in quicksand.
 
If only there were some mode of transport under the ground.
 

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Should a travel note of the week describe the commute from your home to your office when they are both in the same city? 
 

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A 17 minute "commute" that entails leaving the office at 5:15.  He's got it tough, except for when you compare him to that heroic guy who somehow gets from Islanders games on Long Island to Mets games in Queens. 
 

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A 17 minute "commute" that entails leaving the office at 5:15.  He's got it tough, except for when you compare him to that heroic guy who somehow gets from Islanders games on Long Island to Mets games in Queens. 
 
You dont get it. He had to leave  ("I was late getting home . . . ." )
Perhaps Mrs. King's Pon Farr was scheduled to conclude at 530.
 
 
 
 
If I get home at 530 I get suspicious looks from the wife and kids. ("You didn't get fired, did you?")
 

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A 17 minute walk is an AWESOME commute. It's not like he's walking from Tribeca to midtown, where a cab ride of 12-20 minutes turns into a 45 minute walk. A 17 minute walk means you never don't have time to get there. He's just a self important dick. He couldn't afford the 17 minute walk but he could afford the 8 minute cab ride, which is about how long it would take to drive from 2nd Avenue to the Avenue of the Americas?(assuming NO traffic)
 
So basically he's making it seem like he couldn't afford the 9 minutes. What was going on that couldn't wait 9 minutes?
 

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I can't believe that a human being would express excitement over Peter King's upcoming Father's Day book list.
Fucking flyover country, man. ktwhitt0914 is probably from East Bumblefuck, Kansas. 
 

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Fucking flyover country, man. ktwhitt0914 is probably from East Bumblefuck, Kansas.
 
 
Wasn't Rev just asking for book recommendations the other day? I guess he had to go to a higher power.
 

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In northern California for a few days. Family vaca of sorts. In a Starbucks an hour north of San Francisco Sunday, I was amazed at Giants fever. Woman with a Brian Wilson jersey walked in. Guy with a Giants hoodie looked up and said: "How 'bout that game! What a finish!'' Talking about the walkoff, inside-the-park home run by Angel Pagan that won the game Saturday.
 
Another woman, not in Giants gear, walked out of the store a few minutes later and said to a guy with a Giants World Series t-shirt reading the San Francisco Chronicle at a table near the door: "Think Cain can win it today?'' Matt Cain, she meant.
 
Driving through the Giants-garbed city Saturday and listening to the chatter an hour away on Sunday, I thought: Hard to imagine a region in the country right now more excited about its baseball team.
 

They're the defending World Champions, you idiot.  Of course they're excited about their team.
 

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Is there any doubt Peter's coworkers make fun of him behind his back the way they do Jerry on Parks & Rec?