Right? His grammar is really, really, off all over the place. It's just lazy and awful.
I mean, take this one, which is kind of the crux of the whole piece:
So, he has a hard time explaining to people not from the Northeast, [who are] commemorating the first battles of the Revolutionary War?
It's just awful. It's like he throws a comma in there and thinks "Good enough." There are FIVE commas in that shitty sentence.
Any editor at all would have broken that down into something like:
"Patriots Day commemorates the first battles of the Revolutionary War, which took place in nearby Lexington and Concord in 1775. I've often found it necessary to explain this to those not from the Northeast, who are often curious why, in addition to being the day of the Boston Marathon, this local holiday is the day that the the Red Sox play the earliest ballgame on the pro sports calendar (at 11:05 AM)."
I mean, it's not perfect, but fuck off whydoncha.
I mean, take this one, which is kind of the crux of the whole piece:
Patriots' Day in Boston, a local holiday, with the earliest ballgame annually on the pro sports calendar (11:05 a.m. at Fenway Park), and the Boston Marathon, is the kind of day I always had to explain to those not from the Northeast, commemorating the first battles of the Revolutionary War in 1775, in nearby Lexington and Concord.
So, he has a hard time explaining to people not from the Northeast, [who are] commemorating the first battles of the Revolutionary War?
It's just awful. It's like he throws a comma in there and thinks "Good enough." There are FIVE commas in that shitty sentence.
Any editor at all would have broken that down into something like:
"Patriots Day commemorates the first battles of the Revolutionary War, which took place in nearby Lexington and Concord in 1775. I've often found it necessary to explain this to those not from the Northeast, who are often curious why, in addition to being the day of the Boston Marathon, this local holiday is the day that the the Red Sox play the earliest ballgame on the pro sports calendar (at 11:05 AM)."
I mean, it's not perfect, but fuck off whydoncha.