Wily Mo Pena signs in Japan

[Don Buddin's GS]

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/02/wily-mo-pena-to-sign-with-rakuten-eagles.html
 
In other news, Wily Mo Pena is still playing baseball.

 

[Pilgrim]

He's been there for three years already.

 

[AlNipper49]

If a WMP hits in Japan and nobody is watching, did that hit really happen?

 

[santadevil]

If a WMP hits in Japan and nobody is watching, did that hit really happen?

And does it deserve it's own thread? Or just a mention in the Former Red Sox one instead?

 

[AlNipper49]

I personally like new threads.  Megathreads are the work of satan and communists.

 

[santadevil]

I personally like new threads.  Megathreads are the work of satan and communists.

What's wrong with communists?

 

[BroodsSexton]

If a WMP hits in Japan and nobody is watching, did that hit really happen?

 
Could we please deal in facts here, and not unrealistic speculation?

 

[AlNipper49]

What's wrong with communists?

 
They like to start megathreads and co-mingle with satan, for starters.

 

[Snodgrass'Muff]

What's wrong with communists?

They are red... Like Satan.

 

[crystalline]

They are red... Like Satan.

Well, his ass is gigantic and red. But you could be confusing them with Liza Minelli.

 

[Frank Fenway]

Who doesn't like a good communist with a side of hollandaise?

 

[Rasputin]

What's wrong with Satan?

Also, I don't get what's bad about mega threads, especially for stuff like this where a post is going to get ten replies if its lucky.

 

[SoxJox]

What's wrong with Satan?

Also, I don't get what's bad about mega threads, especially for stuff like this where a post is going to get ten replies if its lucky.

You must be unlucky.  You were reply #11.

 

[mt8thsw9th]

If a WMP hits in Japan and nobody is watching, did that hit really happen?

 
Yes
 
http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2014/05/14/75453676/watch-wily-mo-pena-hit-a-490-foot-homer-off-the-osaka-dome-ceiling

 

[Rasputin]

You must be unlucky.  You were reply #11.

Nope, I'm Satan.