Worst MLB Franchise of All Time

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Yeah the Yankees suck. But if you had to pick the MLB franchise with the absolute greatest negative value, across time, what would it be and how would you arrive at your decision? What factors would you weigh, and how would you weight them? (e.g., success, fans, management, players, location, stadium, etc.). I'd love to read the takes of people more knowledgable than me, both methodology and conclusions.
 

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Being the favorite team in a top-3 population city that's a top-tier media market for over a century and winning 0 World Series or NL titles and just 5 division titles in that time is a pretty bad showing by the Cubs. OTOH, all 5 division titles are post-1984, with 3 since 2003, so they're showing signs of improvement.
 

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I'm not sure that they are the absolute worst, but if you've ever been to a game at Tropicana Field and/or have heard of Lou Piniella, I have a suggestion...
 

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I'm not sure that they are the absolute worst, but if you've ever been to a game at Tropicana Field and/or have heard of Lou Piniella, I have a suggestion...
Yeah, the Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays and the St. Louis Browns were the 1st 2 teams to come to mind.

Browns had a .428 winning percentage (3414-4465-99) which would rank them dead last among active teams today (San Diego Padres and Tampa Bay Rays have current winning percentages of .464).

We know of the sideshow of the Browns thanks in part to Bill Veeck, who wanted the Cardinals out of town. We know of his stunts, from trotting out Eddie Gaedel to having fans hold up signs to vote on differing gaming situations. However, I am unaware of the fan situation with regards to the St. Louis Browns.

Tampa's stadium is awful, and depressing, and their attendance has never been higher than 7th in the AL, and even then that was their first season. Since then, they have not reached the 2 million attendance mark. Additionally, their attendance per game has been <20,000 the past 5 years, and has never risen above 25,000 in their history (again, except for their debut year.)

I've read arguments that the stadium's locale is the issue, and that if a new stadium was moved to Tampa Bay, as opposed to St. Petersburg, attendance would rise. An outdoor stadium may also be better suited to take advantage of Tampa's weather (AFAIK it to be).
 

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The "all time" piece of this question makes it hard for me to pick a newer expansion team (though with cellar dwelling attendance and that giant flourescent monstrocity in their outfield the Marlins are flying up the list), but for a team that has existed forever, I'm going to counter Sumner's choice of the Cubs with the OTHER Chicago team.

Yes, they've had marginally better postseason success (in that they won a single World Series in our lifetimes) but not really enough to say they've been a successful franchise by any stretch. They play in that same top tier market as Sumner described but consistently draw near the bottom of the league in attendance - in fact, even in their WS year in 2005 they were in the bottom half of the league, and were STILL outdrawn attendance-wise by the Cubs. That they can't outdraw a team nicknamed the "Loveable Losers" in their town is laughable.
 

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Tampa's stadium is awful... (snip)

I've read arguments that the stadium's locale is the issue, and that if a new stadium was moved to Tampa Bay, as opposed to St. Petersburg, attendance would rise. An outdoor stadium may also be better suited to take advantage of Tampa's weather (AFAIK it to be).
I lived in Gainesville for two years and would drive the ~2.5 hrs to Tropicana whenever the Red Sox were in town for a weekend series and I could catch two game if I stayed overnight. The area was by far the best part. Now I know that isn't the same thing as saying the locals would go to more games if it was more convenient for them. However, it was great to see the Sox, terrible to watch baseball in that building, great to visit the Dali museum, great to hang out in Ybor city, etc.

Boo hoo LOL, the stadium isn't walking distance from your work place. Tell that to the Red Sox fan who drives to Fenway from NH or RI or western MA.

edit: best memory of watching Red Sox there was this game.
 
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Being the favorite team in a top-3 population city that's a top-tier media market for over a century and winning 0 World Series or NL titles and just 5 division titles in that time is a pretty bad showing by the Cubs. OTOH, all 5 division titles are post-1984, with 3 since 2003, so they're showing signs of improvement.
I'm surprised that you weight championship success above all else. surely you'd rather be a Cubs fan than Diamondbacks fan.
 

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As a Boston transplant who's lived in Florida for the last 20+ years, the biggest hurdle for the Rays is not location, stadium, multi team spring training available, willingness to spend $, etc. All those things could be changed, if desired. The problem is simply that they came into existence in 1998. Most of the state's population has moved from another part of the country and thus already has their own team. And even native Floridians, unless born after 1990, had already attached themselves to another team, likely the closest team in the Braves or whoever was readily available on tv (braves on tbs, yankees, etc). Maybe in another 20 years the demographic will change as the fan base of the Rays era grows up and expands naturally.
 

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I'm surprised that you weight championship success above all else. surely you'd rather be a Cubs fan than Diamondbacks fan.
The Cubs are a strange one in that we all expect them to be awesome now and break their streak in the next few years. But that Diamondbacks run from 1999-2002 is way better than anything the Cubs have done since the war. It actually happened, rather than us expecting it to happen.

Other than the Royals, none of the 1969 expansion clubs have done very well. The Expos/Nats, Brewers and Padres have three pennants combined, and in those three World Series only the Brewers in 1982 actually looked like they had a hope in hell of winning the thing. The Expos/Nats don't have any, and the 2010s Nats look like a strong contender to join the 80s Expos in historically underachieving franchises.
 

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Being the favorite team in a top-3 population city that's a top-tier media market for over a century and winning 0 World Series or NL titles and just 5 division titles in that time is a pretty bad showing by the Cubs. OTOH, all 5 division titles are post-1984, with 3 since 2003, so they're showing signs of improvement.
yes, pure logic dictates it's the Cubs. interestingly, on the illogical "feels" side of things, it's also the Cubs.
 

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Maybe the question wasn't clear (or maybe your values are just different than mine). I'm talking about "worst" not necessarily in terms of performance, but on some kind of platonic level.

The Cubs can certainly stake their claim to worst performing team, across time. But they have an all-time classic stadium. They have a devoted fan base, in a top city, and even in their underperformance, a historic reputation for being lovable and a solid brand. I don't know a lot about the history of their management, but the team has had its share of stars, too, even if they haven't gotten to the top in forever. I just don't see it.

The Rays and Miami were two teams that came to mind, for the reasons that have been raised, but I think they are too young to rise to greatest absolute negative value.

What about the Padres? They've seen some success over the years, but the Padres just strike me as a non-entity of a franchise. Crappy park. Milquetoast fan base. No winning tradition. Tony Gwynn and....uhhh. Lousy branding. They're freaking clerics, which is pretty much the antithesis of how we think of baseball players.

I guess I'd think beyond championships and performance. I've got a more qualitative angle on this. I'm looking for an overall evaluation of the club's gestalt.
 

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Colorado Rockies. With the exception of 2007 and 2009, they've never won more than 83 games. Still have yet to successfully develop pitching for their home ballpark. Just traded away arguably their biggest star in franchise history (Helton and Walker are the only other candidates, and I'm willing to bet that a lot of people still think of Walker as a Montreal Expo first and foremost). Does anyone see a path to future success for this team?
 

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Joe Sheehan made a pretty good case in his newsletter yesterday that the Rockies are the worst expansion team of all timeupload_2015-12-17_9-27-30.png .

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yes, pure logic dictates it's the Cubs. interestingly, on the illogical "feels" side of things, it's also the Cubs.
No, based on pure logic, it can't be the Cubs because the Cubs remain in Chicago where they've been since 1876. They've had the same team name since 1903, numerous hall-of-fame players and have been successful enough often enough in the regular season to warrant a "curse" legend to explain what keeps them from winning the championship.

The worst MLB franchises have always had to move. They get abandoned and forgotten, not cursed.

Take the Washington Senators. They existed for 60 years, featured the best pitcher of his generation for his entire one-of-the-best-ever career, went to three world series and won once.

But they also finished bottom-three in their league 33 times from 1901-1960, which ineptitude gave rise to a broadway musical depicting the suffering of their fans.

Then the franchise was shipped off to Minnesota to become a different team.

Without looking at any resources at all, how many players for the Washington Senators can you name?
 

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The "all time" piece of this question makes it hard for me to pick a newer expansion team (though with cellar dwelling attendance and that giant flourescent monstrocity in their outfield the Marlins are flying up the list), but for a team that has existed forever, I'm going to counter Sumner's choice of the Cubs with the OTHER Chicago team.

Yes, they've had marginally better postseason success (in that they won a single World Series in our lifetimes) but not really enough to say they've been a successful franchise by any stretch. They play in that same top tier market as Sumner described but consistently draw near the bottom of the league in attendance - in fact, even in their WS year in 2005 they were in the bottom half of the league, and were STILL outdrawn attendance-wise by the Cubs. That they can't outdraw a team nicknamed the "Loveable Losers" in their town is laughable.
I'm going to second this one. Marginally better post-season success with one championship in the last nearly 100 years, which can be argued was the epitome of catching lightning in a bottle. Horrible attendance over the years, and horrible ballparks to boot. They threatened to leave town in order to strong arm the city/state to build them a new ballpark and what do they do? They botch the "retro" trend before it really began by building a soulless replica of their old shit hole rather than going for something new. In retrospect it makes sense considering the stadium that was built to lure them out of Chicago is its own brand of soulless (the Trop).

And can uniforms be considered as part of the mess? As kinda badass as the black and white unis since the 90s are, they don't overshadow the softball unis in the 70s...



Or these things in the 80s...

 

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I'd vote St Louis Browns as long as we're considering them separately from their later incarnation as the Orioles.

Very little success, weak roster of all-time great players even compared to other worst franchise candidates, virtually forgotten in their own city, totally ignored in the city they moved to.

The wikipedia entry on Browns history notes they won their only pennant in 1944, partly because while many of the league's top players were off fighting the war most of the Browns players were declared physically unfit for military service. That has to be the most St Louis Browns thing ever.
 

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I'm going to make a case for the Philadelphia Phillies.

They certainly have the most all time losses (10,650 - despite their being older teams that have played more game than them), they have won only two world series in 132 years and had long stretches where they never saw the postseason. They also have the lowest winning percentage (.472) of any non-expansion team - the only worst teams are Miami, Seattle, Colorado, Tampa Bay and San Diego (who has the worst at .464).

The Cubs may also only have won 2 WS like the Phillies, but their franchise somehow has a lifetime winning percentage of .512, 6th best all time.

I vote Phillies - we need a POLL!
 

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The Washington Senators / Statesmen have got to be in there somewhere. Having grown up in the Shenandoah Valley, this is the "local" team I rooted for a s a kid. To this day, I've probably attended more of their games than any other franchise.

They really should have been called the Phoenixes, given that they rose from the dead not once, not twice, but three times (If you include the 1-year stint in the United States Baseball League in 1912).

They planted the seed from whence the Twins and Rangers bloomed in 1961 and 1972, respectively. And you have to wonder why they left for Minnesota after 1960 season in the first place, only to stat up a new franchise the very next year in Washington.

With a combined W-L record of 1297-1901, they chalked up a .340 win %

The 1st iteration (1891-1899) never finished higher than 6th out of 12 teams.

The 2nd iteration (1903-1960) never finished higher than 4th out of 6 teams, or 6th when the league expanded to 10 teams.

The 3rd iteration (1961-1971) average finish was 5.3 out of 8 teams.
 

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Phily is a good choice, but Cleveland has to be in the mix.
  • Overall (9097-8770 W-L, 1901 - 2015) - 2 World Championships, 5 Pennants, and 11 Playoff Appearances (Same # of WS as Cubs, but far fewer overall pennants and playoff appearances)
In addition to their futility since the last WS win in 1948:
  • Played for years in a largely empty stadium nicknamed the the Mistake on the Lake, which at one point had a movable outfield fence that was adjusted based on the opponent.
  • Were so bad for so long the franchised was the ideal one to be used in the Major League movies.
  • 10 Cent Beer Night
  • 1st Team to lose the world series after having the lead going into the 9th in the 7th game of the series
  • Having the most racist logo in sports
 

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No, based on pure logic, it can't be the Cubs because the Cubs remain in Chicago where they've been since 1876. They've had the same team name since 1903, numerous hall-of-fame players and have been successful enough often enough in the regular season to warrant a "curse" legend to explain what keeps them from winning the championship.
Maybe the Indians then. But even they are a long way from the Major League days.
 

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There are many convincing arguments to the contrary here, the White Sox softball uniforms foremost among them, but I have to go with the flaming Porta-Potty that is the Expos/Nats franchise:

-Olympic Stadium. An absolute hideous playing surface, likely to have been at least partially responsible for the early demises of several great players;

-Nationals Park, aesthetically pleasing, but a mid-June day game there is like watching baseball on the surface of the sun;

-Expos were on the verge of winning the NL East and probably the best team in baseball when MLB went on strike, derailing their one serious bid for a World Series. Not their fault, but another chapter in a horrible history;

-the one other year when they won their division, their season was also marred by a player strike, suggesting they may have also been cursed (I'd have to consult a medium for confirmation);

-sold them off for parts, and taken over by MLB, they then spent portions of a couple of years playing home games at a Double-A park in Puerto Rico;

-they also had no television or radio contracts toward the end of their time in Montreal (which I'd forgotten until I fact-checked on Wikipedia);

-eventually became NATSTOWN, or the Natinals. Inept and awful at the start, they became decent largely through drafting talent that was only available due to their horrible finishes;

-injury and mismanagement continue to plague the franchise to this day, resulting in epic collapses and despondency among a dismal fan base.

Added to all that, the Nationals just feel soulless, in a soulless city. The only way to reverse the suck is to re-build Jarry Park and let them go back to Montreal.
 

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I'd have to vote for the Astros. Meh record overall (.488 win percentage) and what do you think about when you think of them? The Astrodome (which was great for it's time, but isn't being used any more for anyrhing), and the Killer Bs maybe and that's about it. It's the most irrelevant franchise out there. Some other notes:

1. One World Series appearance, got swept in it. And they only made it because Clemens and Pettitte wanted to play close to home.
2. Other than 2005, won only one playoff series (in 2004 with the same core of the team as 2005)
3. They are the kings of good but not great players. Their top 20 in career bWAR for them include Bagwell (should be HOF), Biggio (in HOF) and a bunch of guys like Jose Cruz, Cesar Cedeno, and Roy Oswalt who were all good players, but no one that really could carry a team. Many other great players they had were towards the end of their careers (Ryan, Clemens) or traded too early (Morgan).
4. They are in a major TV market, but nobody cares about seeing them, even their cross-state rivals, the Rangers. They had to practically give away their TV rights in recent years because they sucked so bad and no one cares about them.
5. Despite being in the 4th most populated city in the US, they've only drawn 3M fans 4 times and that despite finishing first or second in their division 12 out of 13 times from 1994-2006

There's just nothing interesting or appealing about anything to do with that franchise ever except the Astrodome (pretty good documentary on MLBN about it, worth checking out)
 

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I'm going to make a case for the Philadelphia Phillies.
The Phils and Cleveland were my #s 2 and 3 picks. I didn't choose them based solely on market size (vs the massive Chicagoland population and affluence) and that the fan base has shown SOME support when they have been winners (which granted hasn't been often).

Seattle is a pretty good call too though... I think I gave them a pass based on childhood memories of Griffey, Johnson, and Edgar.
 

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I'm going to make a case for the Philadelphia Phillies.

They certainly have the most all time losses (10,650 - despite their being older teams that have played more game than them), they have won only two world series in 132 years and had long stretches where they never saw the postseason. They also have the lowest winning percentage (.472) of any non-expansion team - the only worst teams are Miami, Seattle, Colorado, Tampa Bay and San Diego (who has the worst at .464).

The Cubs may also only have won 2 WS like the Phillies, but their franchise somehow has a lifetime winning percentage of .512, 6th best all time.

I vote Phillies - we need a POLL!
The Cubs, as the Cubs and before that the White Stockings back to 1876, were pretty good, making that .512 kind of distorted WRT the modern era.
 

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Without looking at any resources at all, how many players for the Washington Senators can you name?
I would have been able to name at least Frank Howard, Paul Casanova, Don Blasingame, Ed Brinkmann Ken Harrelson, Hank Allen (Dick's brother), Camillo Pasqual...and Gil Hodges as Manager (Casanova and Pasqual became two of my favorite APBA game board players later in HS). But that is because, as I mentioned above, I followed them as a kid. And then, as chance would have it, a HS classmate and teammate of my Dad's - Bob Humphrey, joined the Senators in '66, and he invited us into the clubhouse on a number of occasions. As a 10-11 YO, standing next to Frank Howard was an unforgettable experience.
 

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Another thing about Colorado is that any position player who becomes a Colorado Rocky - homegrown or imported -surrenders all credibility. No matter how good he is, "yeah, but Coors Field, though" will follow him until after he retires. Those other teams have produced Hall of Famers, future Hall of Famers, and should-be Hall of Famers recently - the Astros have Biggio and Bagwell will probably get in, the Padres have Gwynn and Winfield, the Mariners have Johnson, Griffey, Edgar, and A-Rod (call me crazy, but I think those last two will make it in some day), the Expos have Dawson/Raines/Carter. The Rockies have never produced a Hall of Famer, nor will they ever as long as their home field has the reputation that it does. And of course any pitcher who becomes a Colorado Rocky becomes a sympathetic figure who's making a noble sacrifice.

Also they only made the playoffs in 2007 because of a possibly blown call in game 163.
 

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I'm going to make a case for the Philadelphia Phillies.

...The Cubs may also only have won 2 WS like the Phillies, but their franchise somehow has a lifetime winning percentage of .512, 6th best all time...

I vote Phillies - we need a POLL!
Have to co-sign TheYaz67 here --
It would certainly have to go to my Phillies. The oldest continuous, one-name, one-city franchise in all of pro sports who, when they reached 10,000 losses In July of ’07, had just one WS Championship (not until 1980!) in their 125 years. Even the Cubbies didn't take 97 years to win their first-ever WS.
 
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The Marlins run away with this. Sure, they're an expansion team and they've been terrible forever(and 'forever' is a short history), but they've also burned whatever goodwill they earned after each World Series championship they won. The fire sales after the 1997 and 2003 seasons were mind blowing. Then add in the fire sale after 2012, they have to be the worst MLB franchise in history. Any season of remote success results in fire bombing the entire thing.
 

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The Marlins run away with this. Sure, they're an expansion team and they've been terrible forever(and 'forever' is a short history), but they've also burned whatever goodwill they earned after each World Series championship they won. The fire sales after the 1997 and 2003 seasons were mind blowing. Then add in the fire sale after 2012, they have to be the worst MLB franchise in history. Any season of remote success results in fire bombing the entire thing.
Nouveau Riche. They're Martin Shkreli to the Cleveland Indians' Donald Trump.
 

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What about the Padres? They've seen some success over the years, but the Padres just strike me as a non-entity of a franchise. Crappy park.
...either we have very different ideas about what makes a park great or crappy, or you've never been to Petco.

I found it to be a great place to enjoy a game.

And, I find most teams I think of, have that ONE thing that disqualifies them from absolute derision. Marlins have two Championships, Cubs have rabid fans and a classic park...

But, if we're just judging a team over its time in one place (i.e. St Louis Browns, but not Baltimore Orioles), I think one year of the Seattle Pilots merits mention...
 

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...either we have very different ideas about what makes a park great or crappy, or you've never been to Petco.

I found it to be a great place to enjoy a game.
Egg on my face. I was thinking of Jack Murphy. Didn't realize that Petco was an entirely new stadium, not just a rename. So, umm, yeah, that was like 10 years ago.
 

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C'mon! It's gotta be the Seattle Pilots. They existed for just one year during which they posted a .395 "winning" percentage, while playing in Sick's Stadium. They also featured the "immortal" Ray Oyler about whom Wikipedia says: "In April 1969, Jim Campanis of the Kansas City Royals punched Oyler during a game. The Ray Oyler Fan Club sent a telegram to Royals general manager Cedric Tallis, protesting Campanis' actions and saying: "Please do not misinterpret our motto 'Sock it to Ray Oyler,' as this is an expression of encouragement." The Oyler Fan Club also developed and sang songs, such as "Hey Ray Oyler yer Bat's Too Small." Former fan club members still boast that Oyler holds the all-time Pilots records for assists, putouts, and home runs by a shortstop (the Pilots played only one year, and Oyler was their shortstop).In Ball Four, Seattle teammate Jim Bouton wrote that Oyler's nickname was "Oil Can Harry" because "he always looks as though he had just changed a set of rings." Oyler hit a career-high seven home runs for the Pilots in 1969, and increased his batting average to .165.

Yeah, and Jim Bouton played for them. 'Nuff said!
 

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Since we're talking about negative value across time, I have to go with the embarrassment factor - what team would you be most embarrassed to admit that you're a fan of?

Probably the Marlins.
 

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Have to co-sign TheYaz67 here --
It would certainly have to go to my Phillies. The oldest continuous, one-name, one-city franchise in all of pro sports who, when they reached 10,000 losses In July of ’07, had just one WS Championship (not until 1980!) in their 125 years. Even the Cubbies didn't take 97 years to win their first-ever WS.
The Phillies, however, have at least had their share of all-time great players. An all-time Phillies team would stack up awfully well compared to the other franchises called out in this thread.
 

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Have to co-sign TheYaz67 here --
It would certainly have to go to my Phillies. The oldest continuous, one-name, one-city franchise in all of pro sports who, when they reached 10,000 losses In July of ’07, had just one WS Championship (not until 1980!) in their 125 years. Even the Cubbies didn't take 97 years to win their first-ever WS.
and really until 1945 the Cubs had been successful (10 pennants in 40 years or so). they just lost a lot in the world series. the phillies had exactly TWO pennants prior to 1980.
 

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C'mon! It's gotta be the Seattle Pilots.
The Pilots were moved after their one season to Milwaukee and are now the Brewers. The Brew Crew hasn't been great, but they haven't been completely terrible either.

Current- Padres- Never won a WS, never had a no hitter, took them until this year to get a friggin cycle.
The bolded is just weird, not an indicator of how bad a franchise is. Put it this way up until two (or three) years ago, the Mets have never had a no-hitter. The Mets have had Tom Seaver, Nolan Ryan, Dwight Gooden, David Cone, Brett Saberhagen among others on their staffs and never had a no-hitter. That's just crazy.
 

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Gotta be the St. Louis Browns, which played second fiddle in a city that was never big enough to support two MLB teams. They were good during WWII (they won their only pennant in '44) but excluding 1942-45 they had just 9 winning seasons out of 48 -- and an equal number of 100-loss seasons (in the day of the 154 game schedule).
 

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The Phillies, however, have at least had their share of all-time great players. An all-time Phillies team would stack up awfully well compared to the other franchises called out in this thread.
That's only because they've existed for 130 years. Even then I don't know who I'd take them over aside from the expansion teams of the last 30 years and the Padres.

My bottom 3:

3. Rockies. I'm actually convinced they're pretty fucked and will never have a decent team, as they've yet to have a single decent pitcher. And no, I'm not counting Ubaldo.

2. Padres. The only reason they're not #1 is because of Tony Gwynn. Worst all time winning percentage, Andy Ashby is like their 3rd best all time player... only two pennants and only one game win in a World Series....only 14 of 47 years above 500.

1. Phillies. Long history of sucking. Try to name more than a half dozen guys to play for this franchise prior to the 70s. It's harder than you think.


I really thought about putting the White Sox on there. Above .500 all time but...9 playoff appearances in 114 years? oof.
 

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The Pilots were moved after their one season to Milwaukee and are now the Brewers. The Brew Crew hasn't been great...
If we're counting the St Louis Browns and omitting them as the Baltimore Orioles (and, ironically in the context of this thread, the Milwaukee Brewers), you have to consider the Seattle Pilots independent of their later existence as the second incarnation of the Milwaukee Brewers.

(And the Brewers get credit, I guess, for modest success as a MLB team in a MiLB market)

The ONLY good thing to have come from the Pilots is "Ball Four"...
 

terrisus

formerly: imgran
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Yeah the Yankees suck. But if you had to pick the MLB franchise with the absolute greatest negative value, across time, what would it be and how would you arrive at your decision?
Well, I mean, it would seem the Yankees have had an extremely negative value over time, so it would seem to be a perfect pick.

The Cleveland Spiders obviously are a good choice as well. Although without as much time to build up quantity.


Frankly, though, I would have to say the Chicago White Sox.

They not only went 88 years without a World Championship (which you hardly heard a peep out of from anyone nationally, really), but, 2 years after starting that run, they were involved in throwing the 1919 World Series - which has always seemed like a far better reason for having a "curse" than selling a player to another team - and having some potentially/already great players banned from Baseball entirely.
 

YTF

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I want to say the Florida/Miami Marlins, but as much of a train wreck as the franchise has been they've won two World Series. I have to lean toward The Montreal Expos. They had a couple of years where they contended and had some top notch players come through their system but the team was always in a position where they couldn't afford to keep them. They were always a baseball team in a hockey town. Other than going to the NLCS in the strike shortened 1981 season and four winning seasons under Felipe Alou in the early 90s The Expos saw little in the way of on field success. The franchise ended in embarrassing fashion being taken over by MLB in 2002, playing in an empty dump of a stadium, with no television contract and seemingly no one caring that they were on their way out of town. So much so that the in each of the last two seasons before their relocation to Washington D.C., the team from Montreal played a quarter of their home games (22 each season) in Puerto Rico.

Or, what Buckner's boots said 22 posts previously.
 

Spacemans Bong

chapeau rose
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One point of order: The Expos always had contracts for radio and TV in French. It was the English broadcasting that struggled. Partially due to the Blue Jays whining to MLB about it when the Expos were orders of magnitude more popular than the Blue Jays in the early 80s, partially because English is the native language of 7% of Quebec and it's not always profitable. The Canadiens have occasionally struggled with getting contracts to broadcast their games in English too.
 

Yelling At Clouds

Post-darwinian
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2. Padres. The only reason they're not #1 is because of Tony Gwynn. Worst all time winning percentage, Andy Ashby is like their 3rd best all time player... only two pennants and only one game win in a World Series....only 14 of 47 years above 500.
A quick glance at the all-time WAR leaders (Fangraphs edition) might have me changing my vote to San Diego. Their third-best position player of all time is Chase Headley.
 

Spacemans Bong

chapeau rose
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A quick glance at the all-time WAR leaders (Fangraphs edition) might have me changing my vote to San Diego. Their third-best position player of all time is Chase Headley.
Gene Tenace being fifth is even more damning. He's an Oakland Athletic famous for hitting a few homers in the 1972 World Series. I had no idea he even played for the Padres.

Say what you want about the Expos, but their Top 5 in WAR is almost certainly Carter, Raines, Dawson, Vlad and Steve Rogers, and that's four Hall of Famers/Hall of Fame-caliber players and a perennial All-Star. Gene Tenace?