Kevin Youkilis is going to sign with the Rakuten Golden Eagles: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2013/12/rakuten-golden-eagles-to-sign-kevin-youkilis.html
Albeit a solid guy, Youk never struck me as a real outgoing personality. Americans playing baseball in Japan is about the equivalent of Japanese players in MLB now. Not such a big deal. Youk is in it strictly for the money and nothing else. Go get what you can Youk!WayBackVazquez said:I have to believe he could have signed a major league deal with someone. I think this is truly a choice, and a very interesting one. If he can stay healthy, I think the country will really take to him, he'll put up monster numbers, and probably pile up several million dollars in endorsements in addition to what I imagine is already a pretty lucrative salary.
Smiling Joe Hesketh said:I guess you could say he's now....
the Greek God of Woks.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Smiling Joe Hesketh said:I guess you could say he's now....
the Greek God of Woks.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
$428,571 per game. Nice. That would work out to be a $69M one year deal. Methinks they overspent a bitInsideTheParker said:$5 million isn't chump change. Good for you, Youkie. Fare thee well.
Edit: I hadn't realized that he'd only worked 28 games for the Yankees. Good job fleecing them of $12M!
Smiling Joe Hesketh said:I guess you could say he's now....
the Greek God of Woks.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Here's to hoping he has a long, successful Japanese career like Mike Greenwell! Oops.Rudy Pemberton said:Hope he lasts longer than Kapler did.
John Marzano Olympic Hero said:
That was pretty good.
And Youk isn't even Greek! This joke is so meta.DrewDawg said:
Yeah, but woks are Chinese.
Comeback Kid said:And Youk isn't even Greek! This joke is so meta.
One of the best nights of my life for pure sports fandom. Almost completely obliterated by the 2003 ALCS. I'm glad I can look back on it with him having some rings with the Sox though.Van Everyman said:Beers and wings with Youk? Sign me up.
terrisus said:Good luck in Japan, Yuukirisu
LeoCarrillo said:
I was gonna go with Youkohama.
Rakuten's roster also includes Andruw Jones, Kaz Matsui and Takashi Saito, incidentally.
wolfe_boston said:After 45 abs he is putting up 205/311/333. It seems as though there are fewer MLB players putting up big numbers over there. I remember guys like Randy Bass hitting like Babe Ruth. Even Gail Hopkins, who played sparingly for the Royals in the 70s, put up Harmon Killibrew numbers.
Orel Miraculous said:Balentien was once a top prospect who bashed at every level of the minors but was only given 500 at bats at the MLB level. Maybe he is just another Randy Bass putting up huge numbers against inferior competition, or maybe he's just a late bloomer who would've eventually exploded in the same way over here. It's quite easy to imagine an alternate history in which the single season home run record in NPB wasn't broken by Balentien, but by Chris Davis, or Joey Bats or . . . David Ortiz.
Takashi Saito is still pitching!?! Not bad for a 44-year-old who avoided Tommy John surgery at 38 by getting platelet injections instead. It's a surprise that we haven't heard about more players getting platelet injections...
The Japanese broadcasters had better not mike Youkilis at bat, lest he strike out and deliver an internationally understood F bomb.[/quote
I lived in Japan for a few years and found them to be oblivious to F bombs. I was in stores where songs with "fuck" in the lyrics were being played and drama shows that were in English during prime time and on major networks would include it in the dialog.
cromulence said:
Meh. Matt Murton has been (and continues to be) a beast in Japan. I think you'd be hard pressed to argue he would consistently put up anything even close to these numbers in MLB. I think these guys still exist.
Year of Yaz said:I lived in Japan for a few years and found them to be oblivious to F bombs. I was in stores where songs with "fuck" in the lyrics were being played and drama shows that were in English during prime time and on major networks would include it in the dialog.