2023 LCS Game/Discussion Thread: Battle of Texas, Philly vs NL West WC Redux

[Kliq]

Cater/Texas with a perfect display of the value of speed in baseball.

 

[AMS25]

I enjoyed watching Heim this year. Between him and Smith from the Dodgers, my fantasy team was strong in the catching position.

 

[simplicio]

Come on, 9 guy, embarrass these jerks.

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

Good eye.

 

[simplicio]

That'll do!

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

Dang.

 

[canderson]

Huge squander.

 

[Pablo's TB Lover]

At some point in the future teams are going to realize how awful the LED "light show" looks and stop doing it, right?

Right?

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

 

[InsideTheParker]

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Need a Like Button.

 

[simplicio]

Dear fox, I sincerely do not give a shit about dubon's postseason BA over like 3 games, please show a relevant stat.

 

[mauidano]

And the crowd goes wild for a one out walk in the third.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Dear fox, I sincerely do not give a shit about dubon's postseason BA over like 3 games, please show a relevant stat.

They show the SSS stats and the announcers still act like RBIs are still meaningful. Meanwhile most local broadcasts show OPS and no RBIs in lieu of the standard stat lines now.

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

Uh-oh.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Bregman is the most annoying player in the MLB.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Montgomery changes his grip right before throwing. Pretty nifty.

 

[simplicio]

I'd like Alvarez to get 0 hits in this series, I still haven't forgiven him for the M's series last year.

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

Sweet!

 

[simplicio]

Also, please buy Montgomery next month.

 

[derekson]

HUGE pitch to get Alvarez there!

 

[staz]

It's possible I would hate Astro fans more than I do MFY fans.

And sit.

 

[canderson]

Sit!

 

[canderson]

It's possible I would hate Astro fans more than I do MFY fans.

And sit.

Have pity on them - they live in Houston. A shithole with horrible weather.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Montgomery is the pitcher the Orioles should have gotten at the deadline

 

[InsideTheParker]

Also, please buy Montgomery next month.

Like. Pretty please!

 

[InsideTheParker]

That first-inning stranding looming large as Verlander improves as the game goes on. Rats!

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

This inning should be giving Rangers fans agita.

 

[LogansDad]

Uh oh

 

[mauidano]

Got lucky on that hit...McComack got held up.

 

[canderson]

Texas is about to be behind methinks

Edit or not!

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Pitchers that can get through the line-up more than once are so, so valuable.

 

[LogansDad]

Why do they tjink live ump cam is smart?

 

[staz]

Have pity on them - they live in Houston. A shithole with horrible weather.

Also, poor electrical infrastructure.

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

K!

 

[staz]

SIT

 

[E5 Yaz]

Gonads

 

[InsideTheParker]

Really good. I couldn't believe he walked Maldonado earlier.

 

[LogansDad]

Huge K. Just enormous.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Every out is so, so prescious.

 

[LogansDad]

Oh, fuck you, blue.

What a great at bat by Jung.

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

Well, all right!

 

[InsideTheParker]

Yay! The ump can't take that one away!

 

[LogansDad]

Leody!!!!!

 

[canderson]

Ka boom!

 

[mauidano]

Kate Upton sobs quietly in her luxury suite.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Kate Upton sobs quietly in her luxury suite.

Yep. Crying all the way to the bank.

 

[mauidano]

Penelope Cruz commercial yes, Derek Jeter commercial no.

 

[Deweys New Stance]

Always cracks me up to see Jeter doing commercials for cars he wouldn’t be caught dead driving in real life. Back in his playing days YES broadcasts would have non-stop ads with him driving a Ford Edge. Now Jeeps. Yeah, right.

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

Shut up, Smoltz.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Fox booth gasses up the Breg-dawg. Alex rolls over.

 

[InsideTheParker]

The ump is favoring the Astros.