3/29/24 - Red Sox at Mariners

[patinorange]

Got him out of the game anyway. Good job kid.

 

[ngruz25]

What happened to teams pulling their starters at like 80 pitches in their first couple starts? 99 seems pretty mid-season-form-esque.

 

[CR67dream]

Rafaela chases Kirby.

What an outing. Let's ruin it.

 

[LogansDad]

What a performance. Really miss being able to watch him do it in person out here. I kind of adore that kid.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Heisenberg doing MLB commercials?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Oh big fucking deal. Their pitcher got some outs. Fuck him.

 

[Harry Hooper]

This just popped into my head as a way to provide a disincentive to use openers to pitch. If your starting pitcher goes at least 6IP, you are awarded the ability to use one reliever for just one batter. Thoughts?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Pablo is difficult to dislike

 

[CR67dream]

Bobby this is why you're here.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Dalbec goes yard here.

 

[Bergs]

Bobby 3 strikes up.

 

[mauidano]

Justify my love Bobby.

 

[teddykgb]

Who is he kidding talking about a home run? We all know how this ends

 

[RS2004foreever]

Rats

 

[Bergs]

Worst hitter in Red Sox history.

 

[simplicio]

Dalbec goes yard here.

Can we put him out to pasture instead?

 

[Delicious Sponge]

There’s never been anything more predictable than a Dalbec K in that situation.

 

[LesterFan]

Automatic K when he gets to two strikes. That 1-1 pitch was it.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Dalbec is useless. As always.

 

[LogansDad]

Damn. Nasty pitch.

 

[Sprowl]

Dalbec does the inevitable.

 

[ngruz25]

Cron coulda done that.

 

[fiskful of dollars]

I had forgotten how much I hate Bobby fucking Dalbec.

 

[mauidano]

Sigh.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I can’t believe it’s 2024 and we’re still watching this guy K in big spots. Go away.

 

[patinorange]

I'm not mad. I'm at the feeling sorry for him phase. He just can't hit.

 

[bosockboy]

No way he should be on this roster.

 

[mikeford]

Yeah I'd be fine never seeing Dalbec again in my life

Just not a major league player. Never gonna be.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Can we put him out to pasture instead?

He needs to be on a farm where he can chase the horses and birds.

 

[simplicio]

Dear Breslow: Donovan Solano is still unemployed.

 

[Delicious Sponge]

Everyone knew what pitch was coming. Still can’t hit it.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I hope Bobby Dalbec goes deep tonight. Deep into the Oakland A’s farm system.

 

[CR67dream]

 

[Rasputin]

This just popped into my head as a way to provide a disincentive to use openers to pitch. If your starting pitcher goes at least 6IP, you are awarded the ability to use one reliever for just one batter. Thoughts?

Why don't we get rid of the shit-ass three batter rule instead?

 

[MartyBC]

How is he still in baseball?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

They should put Dalbec in a van and drop him off on the other side of the border without a passport.

 

[mikeford]

He has struck out in 53 of his last 109 MLB plate appearances

That he is on this roster is an early indictment on Breslow's eye for hitting talent.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Leave Shatner out of this

I didn’t say a toupee wearing Donkey overdosing on cocaine. The donkey had a full head of hair

 

[CR67dream]

Absolute filth there from Winck.

 

[RS2004foreever]

He has struck out in 53 of his last 109 MLB plate appearances

That he is on this roster is an early indictment on Breslow's eye for hitting talent.

Wow.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

And furthermore, what sort of grown-ass man calls himself “Bobby”. You’re not eight years old anymore, Bobby.

 

[mikeford]

And furthermore, what sort of grown-ass man calls himself “Bobby”. You’re not eight years old anymore, Bobby.

on the contrary, he hits about as well as i'd expect from an 8 year old

 

[RS2004foreever]

Can Wink go two innings

 

[LogansDad]

Sick.

Runs, please.

 

[Harry Hooper]

done and dusted.

 

[TrotNixonRing]

I like that George Kirby isn’t on the mound to start this inning.

 

[Sprowl]

He has struck out in 53 of his last 109 MLB plate appearances

That he is on this roster is an early indictment on Breslow's eye for hitting talent.

Hand-eye co-ordination is a problem WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE.

 

[Rasputin]

on the contrary, he hits about as well as i'd expect from an 8 year old

But his walk rate is seriously deficient.

Also, his rate of getting hit with a pitch and just exploding.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

They should put Dalbec in a van and drop him off on the other side of the border without a passport.

I want some value for Dalbec after all the FFS moments we’ve had to watch for the last 3 years. Would a little league team take him as like a player coach, and maybe in return the LL team buys the Sox players an ice cream after a really good game?

 

[strek1]

Yeah I'd be fine never seeing Dalbec again in my life

Just not a major league player. Never gonna be.

He's looked pretty good in the minors which is where he should stay.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

And furthermore, what sort of grown-ass man calls himself “Bobby”. You’re not eight years old anymore, Bobby.