Game 122
The Nats games were bad, and they left us all cranky.
Our team looked so sad. They could have used a hanky.
Now we’re at The Toilet - a place kind of skanky.
Though our offense, of late, has been kind of clanky,
this Bronx squad has bombed and proved even more janky,
so let’s steal us some wins while they’re playing stanky.
Tonight, we pitch Bello. He is thin and he’s lanky.
(Much more an Alfalfa than he is a Spanky.)
He will pitch intensely with no hanky-panky,
so batters, like Linus, will cry for their blankie.
A three-game sweep and things will start to look swanky.
We just need to Relax. (I heard that from Frankie.)
I’d much rather be a Red Sock than a Yankee.
The Nats games were bad, and they left us all cranky.
Our team looked so sad. They could have used a hanky.
Now we’re at The Toilet - a place kind of skanky.
Though our offense, of late, has been kind of clanky,
this Bronx squad has bombed and proved even more janky,
so let’s steal us some wins while they’re playing stanky.
Tonight, we pitch Bello. He is thin and he’s lanky.
(Much more an Alfalfa than he is a Spanky.)
He will pitch intensely with no hanky-panky,
so batters, like Linus, will cry for their blankie.
A three-game sweep and things will start to look swanky.
We just need to Relax. (I heard that from Frankie.)
I’d much rather be a Red Sock than a Yankee.
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