8/19 Beat the MFY
- Thread starter Curt S Loew
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In the extreme (almost) northeast part of the country, we have a baseball game (in a George Carlin routine voice). And in the extreme southwest, we have a hurricane bearing down on us! Is this a great country, or what?
Stone Cole killer Raffy, get it started for us in a barrage of Red Sox home runs game!
Stone Cole killer Raffy, get it started for us in a barrage of Red Sox home runs game!
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- Alex Verdugo (L) RF
- Rafael Devers (L) 3B
- Justin Turner (R) DH
- Masataka Yoshida (L) LF
- Triston Casas (L) 1B
- Pablo Reyes (R) SS
- Jarren Duran (L) CF
- Connor Wong (R) C
- Luis Urias (R) 2B
- MF LeMahieu (R) 1B
- MF Judge (R) RF
- MF Torres (R) 2B
- MF Stanton (R) DH
- Isiah Kiner-MFer (R) 3B
- MF Bader (R) CF
- Greg Allen (S) LF
- MF Volpe (R) SS
- MF Rortvedt (L) C
These games are so unpleasant. They are no win propositions.
Even if we win, it comes at the cost of having the filth and slime of that toilet all over us. So it is break even.
And if we lose, we walk out both having lost and covered in a patina of gross. It’s a double loss.
So dumb. Well, break even at least, I guess.
Even if we win, it comes at the cost of having the filth and slime of that toilet all over us. So it is break even.
And if we lose, we walk out both having lost and covered in a patina of gross. It’s a double loss.
So dumb. Well, break even at least, I guess.
I was going to post the pitcher splits, but fuck it. They are the Spawn of Satan. Just beat the fuckers.
- Alex Verdugo (L) RF
- Rafael Devers (L) 3B
- Justin Turner (R) 1B
- Masataka Yoshida (L) LF
- Adam Duvall (R) DH
- Jarren Duran (L) CF
- Pablo Reyes (R) SS
- Connor Wong (R) C
- Luis Urias (R) 2B
For those who understand no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation is possible
Game 123
A win streak has started. Let’s not spoil it.
Carved up their pitching: It’s time to broil it.
The Yanks plan revenge. We’re gonna foil it.
Our lineup’s so hot: we need to oil it.
We’ll make each guy in pinstripe pants soil it.
Boone’s neck’s in a noose. We can help coil it.
Got “water” last night. Today, we’ll boil it.
Let’s flush these bums right out of the toilet.
A win streak has started. Let’s not spoil it.
Carved up their pitching: It’s time to broil it.
The Yanks plan revenge. We’re gonna foil it.
Our lineup’s so hot: we need to oil it.
We’ll make each guy in pinstripe pants soil it.
Boone’s neck’s in a noose. We can help coil it.
Got “water” last night. Today, we’ll boil it.
Let’s flush these bums right out of the toilet.
Couldn't they have shot him up? A power LHH like Casas could hit five home runs in that fucking place.
I wish Merloni and McDonough were able to take over full time for Flemming. He's abysmal. His verbosity is is the verbal equivalent of stomach flu diarrhea.
And he comes across as so pretentious. Plus he has a calm yet negative/pessimistic tone that is grating
when he talks about baseball in pregame settings, I don’t mind him as much bc he’s smart and makes valid points, but he’s brutal as an announcer
