9/5 - I despise Tropicana

[patinorange]

Cora would send up a blind right-handed pinch hitter to get the match up.

 

[bosockboy]

Assuming no Kenley tonight. Should be fun.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Going to be thinking about the terrible swings ahead in the count by Masa and Wong if they don’t pull this one out.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Swing the fucking bat Jesus Tory Christ

Jesus Labor Christ may be better positioned for this.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Unreal. So many called third strikes.

Five

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Unreal. So many called third strikes.

Fuggin' infuriatin', it'n it?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Pinto means penis in Portuguese.

 

[Bergs]

Jesus Labor Christ may be better positioned for this.

Nice.

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Annnnd we've got ourselves a frozen app! Man, the quality of the streaming for sox games is JUST SO GOOD.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Well those never hurt so that’s fine.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Take

 

[soxhop411]

Pinto means penis in Portuguese.

What about pinto beans

 

[patinorange]

Oof. Walking the .216 lefty.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Pinto means penis in Portuguese.

Do they catch on fire and explode there, too?

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

4 walks tonight to guys batting .186 and .216.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

What about pinto beans

We call those penis beans

 

[Bergs]

Do they catch on fire and explode there, too?

That's a deep old man cut right there.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Do they catch on fire and explode there, too?

Especially on prom night.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

What exactly is the plan after this? Pivetta the rest of the game?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

What exactly is the plan after this? Pivetta the rest of the game?

Isn't he the likely starter tomorrow?

 

[JOBU]

Ring his bass up. Be fair man

 

[Bergs]

goddammit.

 

[Mr Jums]

I'm excited to see the Umpire Scorecard tomorrow

 

[Rovin Romine]

That's a deep old man cut right there.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!!!!!!

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Yoshi!

 

[Bergs]

What exactly is the plan after this? Pivetta the rest of the game?

Martin for 2?

 

[katnado]

Yyyeeesssss

 

[JOBU]

Brought to you by the Red Sox school of base running

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

When reading the scouting report goes wrong.

 

[mauidano]

RaysBaseball strikes again! Finally a team worse on defense and the base paths than the Red Sox!

 

[fenwaypaul]

Rays doing all they can to hand this game to the Sox.

 

[patinorange]

Tampa playing the role of the Sox in the field and the bases tonight.

 

[oumbi]

I can't watch the game. How did the Sox get a double play with Yoshi involved?

 

[bosockboy]

I can't watch the game. How did the Sox get a double play with Yoshi involved?

Sliding catch and runner doubled off second.

 

[Rovin Romine]

When reading the scouting report goes wrong.

I think that's exactly what happened there. Yoshida has them right where he wants them.

 

[Brohamer of the Gods]

That was epically bad base running

 

[Buster Olney the Lonely]

Rays fans would be booing if they were in attendance.

 

[JOBU]

Rays doing all they can to hand this game to the Sox.

WMB is reading SoSH

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Rafaela didn’t see sliders like that in Worcester.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Tough ab for Chase Rate Rafaela.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

That’ll work

EDIT: Just realized I’m way behind

 

[E5 Yaz]

At least they're striking out swinging ... progress?

 

[Bergs]

That’ll work

EDIT: Just realized I’m way behind

Yeah, thanks for that, Adam. lol

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Gapper scores one.

 

[McBride11]

Ohhh

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Yeah, thanks for that, Adam. lol

My bad.

 

[katnado]

Turner and Casas just overmatched

 

[Max Power]

Sadly that was the good version of Crazy Eyes.