ALCS: Yankees vs Astros (Non-Yankees Fan Version)

[soxhop411]

Here comes the coke job

 

[fineyoungarm]

Ok, I'm back; what did I miss?

The Triumph of the Will.

 

[cheekydave]

If the Yankees don't take the lead in this inning, I would be shocked and grateful. This is why I turned this shit off, seen a billion teams bend over for the Yankees in Der Terlet.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Here comes the coke job

Keith Hernandez is on the post game show.

 

[fineyoungarm]

Houston will win, it's not my fault Altuve bet on the Yankees. That's way out of anyone's control.

Uh - huh

 

[johnmd20]

Keith Hernandez is on the post game show.

With Ozzie and the Straw.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

If the Yankees don't take the lead in this inning, I would be shocked and grateful. This is why I turned this shit off, seen a billion teams bend over for the Yankees in Der Terlet.

I think they will only tie it.

Like it fucking matters.

 

[strek1]

Keith Hernandez is on the post game show.

 

[LynnRice75]

Here comes the coke job

 

[54thMA]

The Triumph of the Will.

How did you know his name was Will?

 

[mauidano]

Strike this lead pipe guy out.

 

[TFisNEXT]

I guess that is better than a hit.

 

[fineyoungarm]

Brett Gardner - martyr.

 

[Maximus]

Astro's will proceed to shat themselves in 3, 2, 1.

 

[johnmd20]

Dreamboat.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

This is the same Houston team that beat the Sox, right?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Hinch has shortened his bullpen way to much. Should have started this inning with Harris or Gregorson or Peacock instead of trying to get anything else from Musgrove.

 

[mauidano]

Squeezed

 

[TFisNEXT]

Fuck this ump. That was a strike.

 

[Lowrielicious]

Reddick throw Ells out at the plate on a sac fly attempt pls.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Hinch has shortened his bullpen way to much. Should have started this inning with Harris or Gregorson or Peacock instead of trying to get anything else from Musgrove.

Should have used Musgrove to start the seventh

 

[sean1562]

the yankees are a good team. it really sucks but they are.
the Astros are still a better team though

 

[TFisNEXT]

Elevated heat now....

 

[54thMA]

My advice is DO NOT switch to TNT, Hayward broke is leg and it's beyond gruesome.

 

[TFisNEXT]

Of course. Pants shitting complete.

 

[strek1]

Houston can kiss my fat ass

 

[canderson]

Houston’s bullpen is kyryptonite - too bad Boston SP give up 900 runs.

 

[mauidano]

Toss the fan.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Of course. Pants shitting complete.

Not quite yet. Soon. But not yet.

 

[Madmartigan]

Go Dodgers?

 

[LynnRice75]

Of course. Pants shitting complete.

Well, they are crowning at least...

 

[BornToRun]

Remember when Judge came up as the tying run in the 9th against us during the regular season and Kimbrel blew his ass away on three straight heaters at his eyes? That was more fun than this garbage

 

[Max Power]

Why not throw more shitty sliders, you fucking idiot? It's not like you have a 100 MPH fastball.

 

[johnmd20]

Hayward just shattered his leg in one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life. I'm not sure I can even care about this game anymore. That was awful. Fuck the Yankees.

 

[paulb0t]

No recourse on the shitbag fan in LF?

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Go Dodgers?

That’s all we have left at this point. Houston is done,

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

That homer by Judge was worth more than a run.

Papi had a couple like that -- the kind that said, "we're not fucking done yet."

Astros won't come back from this. In the end, they are who we thought they were.

 

[fineyoungarm]

That homer by Judge was worth more than a run.

Papi had a couple like that -- the kind that said, "we're not fucking done yet."

Astros won't come back from this. In the end, they are who we thought they were.

Indeed - they are the Astors.

 

[sean1562]

lol the game isnt over and this just ties the series

 

[canderson]

Game. Probably series.

 

[soxhop411]

Fuck you astros. Bunch of chokers.


You should be ashamed.

Hang your heads in Shame and think about what you have done

 

[TFisNEXT]

4 run inning now. Never in doubt.

 

[johnmd20]

EAD Houston. You suck and should die.

 

[paulb0t]

Giles sucks, huh?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

lol the game isnt over and this just ties the series

Uh huh.

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[johnmd20]

That homer by Judge was worth more than a run.

Papi had a couple like that -- the kind that said, "we're not fucking done yet."

Astros won't come back from this. In the end, they are who we thought they were.

You were right and I was wrong and I am sorry.

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

Disastros

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

You were right and I was wrong and I am sorry.

Hooray.

 

[shawnrbu]

Houston always chokes. Shame on the Sox for losing to this cowardly team.

 

[Greg29fan]

EAD Houston. You suck and should die.

Hurricane Harvey tried