ALCS: Yankees vs Astros (Non-Yankees Fan Version)

[AimingForYoko]

Another would be awesome

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

yeah but the astros are going to find a way to blow this because 2017 is awful. right?

Well no, if they blow it it's because their bullpen is awful.

 

[staz]

Another baserunner and Kahnle’s done

Cancel that, nobody warming. (Really?)

 

[johnmd20]

Huge hit and run. Colossal.

 

[patinorange]

Nice dance.

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Another fine example of Sanchez’s “framing”.

 

[AimingForYoko]

Oh please oh please oh please

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Watching on his new big screen tv, Remy is smiling at that hit and run

 

[Al Zarilla]

I missed Gurriel’s path to MLB. Guy can rake.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

if Betances was right he should be in right now.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Officially, Altuve is 3 inches shorter than Pedroia.

He's maybe 5'4"

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Guys, I just want to let you know that even if the Yankees lose this series, all we are going to hear about for six months is how they are poised to dominate the game for the next decade.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I would enjoy this YED no matter how hollow it may be

 

[canyoubelieveit]

So glad they sent the runner. That hit reminded me of Trot Nixon's single to right with Roberts running in the 8th inning of game 5 against Gordon (right before Tek tied it with a sac fly against Mariano).

 

[Jordu]

Break this open.

 

[since '75]

neither buck nor smoltz with a judge jersey on, huh?!

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Guys, I just want to let you know that even if the Yankees lose this series, all we are going to hear about for six months is how they are poised to dominate the game for the next decade.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Option 1: Yankees win the world series and we hear how great they will be for the next generation.

Option 2: Yankees don't win the world series and we hear how great they will be for the next generation.

This one seems easy to me.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Gattis needs a fly ball. At least need to get the runner in from 3rd

 

[SumnerH]

He's maybe 5'4"

Officially, they're 5'6" and 5'9" respectively.

5'4" and 5'7" seems more likely.

 

[canderson]

Huge run at 3rd

 

[Al Zarilla]

neither buck nor smoltz with a judge jersey on, huh?!

Aaron Boone and Jessica bought them all.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Option 1: Yankees win the world series and we hear how great they will be for the next generation.

Option 2: Yankees don't win the world series and we hear how great they will be for the next generation.

This one seems easy to me.

Yeah really. Trick question?

 

[canyoubelieveit]

I hope there's an identical play at the plate and Sanchez drops the throw.

 

[AimingForYoko]

Officially, they're 5'6" and 5'9" respectively.

5'4" and 5'7" seems more likely.

Judging solely from my tv, I'm a tick under 5"4 and there's no way Altuve is taller than me. None.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I hope there's an identical play at the plate and Sanchez drops the throw.

Can he get Carlos Santana'd?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Fucking Astros you're going to need a big fucking hit.

 

[since '75]

I hope Gattis smashes another one the fuck on out of here

 

[johnmd20]

Gattis didn't look right that entire at bat. Squander.

 

[patinorange]

What the fuck was that?

 

[staz]

Sanchez just doesn’t seem to possess the processing power to handle quarterbacking the infield while calling a game.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

So fucking rotten. This is a game of missed chances.

They have a shit pen and need 12 outs. They can't keep fucking coming up small. Two solos is not enough.

 

[Al Zarilla]

What the fuck was that?

Guess wrong probably.

 

[BigSoxFan]

A run is a run but this squander is going to be annoying

 

[canyoubelieveit]

I guess he wasn't looking for a crushable fastball there.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

And now more squandering

 

[AimingForYoko]

Dont duck this up

 

[Orel Miraculous]

I missed Gurriel’s path to MLB. Guy can rake.

8-10 years ago he was probably one of the 15-20 best players on Earth. It's rumored that MLB GMs had their players secretly communicate dollar amounts to him during every WBC to try to get him to defect.

 

[canyoubelieveit]

Can I choose this moment for Sanchez' passed ball of the day?

 

[Al Zarilla]

I’m OK with a no RBI run here.

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Sanchez is such a shit receiver.

 

[staz]

Squeeze?

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

He’s going to get out of it isn’t he? Edited: or not.

 

[johnmd20]

McCann, nice work. Huge hit!

 

[patinorange]

He’s going to get out of it isn’t he?

No

 

[since '75]

He’s going to get out of it isn’t he?

nope

 

[canderson]

YES!

 

[johnmd20]

He’s going to get out of it isn’t he?

No sir!

 

[AimingForYoko]

HELL YEAH

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Boom indeed

 

[Boston Brawler]

Wooooooo

 

[LogansDad]

FUCK YES!!!!!