De Panzer continues Week 10 vs Colts

[Investor 11]

It’s Saturday afternoon, there’s still no game thread. I’ve spent the entire day bouncing around Frankfurt consuming a lot of beverages. Ran in to old friend Malcolm Butler in the Hilton lobby and grabbed a photo. I’m not sure I want us to win in the grand scheme of things, so I’ll say, just play.

 

[Ale Xander]

Consume Colt (45)’s

 

[tims4wins]

Just lose, baby.

 

[koufax32]

It’s Saturday afternoon, there’s still no game thread. I’ve spent the entire day bouncing around Frankfurt consuming a lot of beverages. Ran in to old friend Malcolm Butler in the Hilton lobby and grabbed a photo. I’m not sure I want us to win in the grand scheme of things, so I’ll say, just play.

Pics or it didn’t happen

 

[Investor 11]

Pics or it didn’t happen

 

[koufax32]

Just what we’ve all been assuming this whole time: that you’re an emoji bot.

That’s pretty cool. Any time to chat him up at all?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

I have that T-shirt!

 

[Ale Xander]

Double breasted winter coat? Awesome

 

[Justthetippett]

What's Malcolm up to in Deutschland? Come to whip the CBs into shape? Love that guy.

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

Boutte is active.

View: https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1723690469605929467?s=20

Patriots inactives: LB Ja’Whaun Bentley (hamstring) CB Alex Austin DT Sam Roberts 3rd QB/emergency Will Grier WR DeVante Parker (concussion) OT Trent Brown (personal/ankle) CB J.C. Jackson (personal) Bentley’s inactive status leads to Calvin Munson’s elevation from p-squad.

 

[ifmanis5]

View: https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/1723688855654580365

 

[Investor 11]

Baringer warming up. He seems awful on placing it in the corner, kicking it from the hash on his 40.

Scoreboard does seem to be in play when they are punting long from the middle of the field

 

[ifmanis5]

View: https://twitter.com/ByChrisMason/status/1723683200843587702

JC Jackson wasn't just late for curfew. According to @MikeReiss, he didn't show up to the team hotel at all.

 

[kartvelo]

The game broadcast had better be higher quality than this pregame.

 

[ifmanis5]

Seems like it will be a Pats home crowd.

 

[Investor 11]

Seems like it will be a Pats home crowd.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a 20-1 ratio inside of here. I think I’ve seen more Seahawks jerseys than Colts.

Disclaimer: this is not scientific evidence. Drinks have been consumed.

 

[Pandemonium67]

Can't believe I'm getting up at 7:20 a.m. on a Sunday to watch a 2-7 team go to 2-8.

 

[Reardon's Beard]

NATO Color guard is awesome.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I'm up!

Glad to see that the shame and disappointment will be over by lunch!

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Play the fucking game already. Let’s get this shit over with.

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

I actually get the game this week. Not sure if that's a blessing or a curse, but let's fucking go!

 

[ifmanis5]

Why do we keep running it out?

 

[Reverend]

I’ve been so focused on remembering what time this game started that I forgot that they suck until just now.

 

[brandonchristensen]

We never make the 25.

Why take it out ever?

 

[Average Game James]

I’m really amused the announcers literally have no idea who our lineman are…

 

[ifmanis5]

Not a 3 and out. Shocking.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Rham used to be a monster. Now he goes down faster than Mac.

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

I was pleasantly surprised to find NFL Network is available to me. Hopefully the Pats don’t sour that surprise too much…

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Jacked up.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Getting a first down without having to convert a third down? Who are these guys?

 

[JOBU]

What is this? Offense?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Shit, it just hit me that I should have thought ahead and got stuff to make Bloody Marys for this one. Rookie mistake.

 

[8slim]

Nice play by Zeke to turn that into something.

 

[Tim Salmon]

Their protection looks, uh, weirdly protective so far.

 

[Average Game James]

Zeke looks like he’s in turbo mode compared to Rham

 

[JOBU]

That was a horrible angle. Was sure he was gonna get tackled for a loss

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Zeke!

 

[ifmanis5]

Zeke!

 

[8slim]

It’s amazing how much more dynamic Zeke has looked this season vs Rham.

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Yeah Zeke looks actually not cooked.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Play action to Henry. One time.

 

[staz]

ja zupa!

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Colts lol

 

[Reverend]

It would seem they saw something on Indy’s film.

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Holy shit halfway through the year and only 19 red zone trips? Can that be right?

 

[Reverend]

It must be fun to play a home game in Germany.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

It must be fun to play a home game in Germany.

Surely better than a road game in Indy.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Holy shit halfway through the year and only 19 red zone trips? Can that be right?

We're just that good.

 

[Zincman]

Call a cop. Somebody is impersonating the Pats

 

[johnmd20]

Call a cop. Somebody is impersonating the Pats

Body switch!