I was so very sad to see this thread bumped, because it meant that I had to think about this utter waste of a season more than I already had.
OCST summed it up beautifully. The midfield was a mess and everyone (apart from Walcott and Tosun, thank the transfer gods) was so slow and plodding that it was painful to watch. I had my gripes with the Martinez era, but at least those teams made me feel something (occasionally ecstasy, mostly frustration, but at least something). The reign of Big Sam has been one giant shrug, and I stopped posting here because I couldn't even be bothered to be pissed.
As an Everton fan I say this every year, but this offseason will be crucial. Find a manager, wish Rooney a safe flight to the District, bring in suitable replacements at LB and midfield, and let the chips fall where they may. If Mino Raiola's involvement with the team is to be believed, then it could be another Fall where there's optimism around the club. And honestly, that's all I want. I'm realistic enough to know that crashing the top 6 party will require everything to go right PLUS at least one other entrenched team to backslide, but make me care for fuck's sake.
I became a fan of this team during the Moyes era when they were objectively shit, but I honestly believed that they made the best of what they had. That's what Everton was to me - a hardscrabble bunch of second-class citizens in their own city who gave it their best. Their style of play turned an American rando like myself, who's never even been to Liverpool, into a fan. I found beauty in the struggle, in the desire to punch above one's own weight and every once in a blue moon nip one of the entrenched powers at the top of the table. It's been a long time since I've felt that thrill (the false dawn of Martinez' first season notwithstanding). The collection of talent guaranteed to remain next season is far and away better than any of Moyes' teams: give them a leader who can instill an identity into this squad other than "play not to lose." There's no reason that this team can't be fun again - mediocre teams are fun all the damn time. Please just give me a reason to watch and occasionally keep next year's SOSH thread alive.