BornToRun said:There are 4 basic rules to firearms safety. Shooting your own finger off requires you to pretty much break all 4 at once. What a dumbass.
Making a comeback as Mordecai Brown.DeJesus Built My Hotrod said:
Jose Canseco laughs at your basic rules to firearm safety. I wonder if this will affect his ability to pitch effectively or continue his MMA career.
Next time Jose wants to give someone the finger, he may actually give them the finger.rajendra82 said:I guess he is going to need to keep Ozzie around all the time now, just in case he needs to give someone the finger.
JimD said:I don't understand the qualifier in the thread title - did Jose ever 'accidentally' shoot himself with something other than a gun?
Good thing Jose wasn't watching porn when he had his accident, else it might've been worse than a finger.Monbo Jumbo said:There's a "digital" joke in here somewhere but I just can't seem to put Jose's finger on it.
rajendra82 said:I guess he is going to need to keep Ozzie around all the time now, just in case he needs to give someone the finger.
I thought he was upset because he doesn't want to be portrayed as someone who would actually cry over losing a finger or two.Andrew said:Does he think that the fact that he wasn't aware anyone else was around or that he almost shot another person somehow makes this better for him? Why is this a story he is upset at 'the media' for not telling?
Laser Show said:So...
JohntheBaptist said:This isn't news to many of you but if you follow Jose on twitter you know there's a non-zero chance he is pretty seriously mentally ill.
Was well aware haha. Just thought his theories about comets were worth sharing. Educate the masses you know.JohntheBaptist said:
Yeah.
This post deserves a little more love than it got.Spelunker said:If only his other hand had a gun.
Canseco is an amateur compared to the Iron SheikLaser Show said:I won't post all of the tweets again, but if you go to Canseco's twitter feed he's talking about how his finger fell off a poker tournament last night...
Genie :. Your wish is my command...Buh -bye, Farrell.soxhop411 said:I so want Canseco to be hired as an MLB manager
Reggie's Racquet said:Can you imagine if the bullet that missed his fiance somehow lodged itself in Kim Kardashian's ass?
Now that would bring down the Internet.
Well shit, there went the finance. No wonder he's selling the gun.YTF said:Jose and the woman he seemed to care so much about have apparently split up over the weekend. Oh and according to the link the whole "my finger just fell off during a poker game" thing was a lie. I'm shocked by both revelations.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/jose-canseco-and-fiancee-break-up-after-huge-fight/ar-BBfOoRU