Pittsgburgh 4/21, the Nod Goes to Winck

[BornToRun]

Together in a bowl I hope.

of course. You think I’m some sort of commie?

 

[Van Everyman]

Natch

 

[RS2004foreever]

Poor Bobby

 

[canyoubelieveit]

Snake bit. Poor kid.

 

[BornToRun]

So clearly god hates Bobby.

 

[Sprowl]

Dalbec avoids the triple play!

 

[mauidano]

Bobby rips it right to third. Shit luck.

 

[teddywingman]

Man I feel bad for Bobby.

 

[CR67dream]

Fucking BABIP.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Should have bunted.

 

[YTF]

Gotta feel bad for Dalbec on that one.

 

[fenwaypaul]

You “think” it got him, Dave?

 

[RS2004foreever]

Good help us if Reyes would have had to leave

 

[simplicio]

DOB thinks that might have possibly hit Pablo.

 

[Coachster]

Damn. If Reyes gets hurt we’ll have Kenley playing first.

 

[BornToRun]

Hit it out, Reese. I wanna see some more masturbation jokes.

 

[pk1627]

Cora giving up the DH is very Cora

 

[brandonchristensen]

Cora giving up the DH is very Cora

He’s a bum

 

[RS2004foreever]

That was ball 4 Reese Though whether it would've been called that way, I don't know

 

[pk1627]

REESE

 

[brandonchristensen]

Reese tugs one

 

[YTF]

Cora giving up the DH is very Cora

Except he didn't

 

[RS2004foreever]

It dropped!!!

 

[simplicio]

Runs!

 

[Rovin Romine]

We'll take it.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Folks, I figured out Bobby's slump...

It's my fault. I used to sing "Bobby you are the greatest evah!" and other such encouraging stuff a couple years ago when he came to the plate and typically he would do something better than striking out. I stopped doing that when the season ended. I remembered that just now and started signing just before Bobby made contact and lined to third. I feel really shitty for letting the Sox, Bobby, and you all down.

Rest assured, next at bat, i'll be singing Bobby's praises.

 

[BornToRun]

It dropped!!!

Pretty sure they make pills for that.

 

[mauidano]

Nice stroke!

 

[MonstahsInLeft]

BABIP is merciful!!!

 

[teddywingman]

Nice spot.

 

[Pedroia's Itchy Nose]

BABIP taketh away, but also giveth

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Hit it out, Reese. I wanna see some more masturbation jokes.

His just coming to the plate is enough for a masturbation joke: Batter UP!

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Good at bat.

The guy hits, plays catcher, and also finds time to make a pretty good peanut butter cup.

 

[canyoubelieveit]

I'm glad Reese didn't pull it.

 

[simplicio]

Awful AB from Valdez.

 

[mauidano]

Golf may be your sport Valdez.

 

[BornToRun]

Good at bat.

The guy hits, plays catcher, and also finds time to make a pretty good peanut butter cup.

That’s not peanut butter.

 

[Coachster]

Man, does Valdez put up some awful at-bats.

 

[pk1627]

Except he didn't

I know nothing. Obviously. But I’m quite sure at one point if you PH for DH, you lost it

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

That’s not peanut butter.

Gross!

 

[Pedroia's Itchy Nose]

4 runs in 5 innings from a lineup with 5 guys OPS'ing under .510 is some kind of miracle

 

[Ferm Sheller]

That’s not peanut butter.

Damn, you just killed Halloween.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I know nothing. Obviously. But I’m quite sure at one point if you PH for DH, you lost it

I think it is only if the pinch hitter fields.

 

[mauidano]

That’s not peanut butter.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Damn. If Reyes gets hurt we’ll have Kenley playing first.

Wasn't Kenley originally a catcher?

 

[simplicio]

Isn't Oneil super fast? Love seeing him give up on that one.

 

[Sprowl]

Wasn't Kenley originally a catcher?

I don't think Kenley has the build to crouch anymore.

 

[E5 Yaz]

I don't think Kenley has the build to crouch anymore.

He could just sit

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

GET THE STARTERS OUT, JOE

Wrong thread, I dont care

 

[mauidano]

BOOSER! Another good outing and he gets to stay on the roster after tomorrow we hope.

Would be cool if he gets to pitch at Fenway!