The Bill Simmons Thread

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There is a school of thought that "you are the position you guard on defense" and Luka is never guarding point guards, only forwards (and Jokic is always guarding centers FWIW). Not sure what that means when it comes to switching, but I think would be his counter argument.
 

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Simmons comes off as somewhat of a luddite in some of his NBA views. For instance, in recognition of the current trend of "positionless" basketball, voters can select the five best players for the All-NBA teams, but Bill insists he will vote for one center, two forwards, and two guards. Which in part is where this "Luka is too big to be a guard" stuff comes from. But keeping those distinctions for the sake of tradition seems silly since the game isn't played the same way it was when he was growing up.

But maybe his attitude is just all part of reaching the age when one's kids start going off to college---what's in the rearview mirror starts to command more attention than the view the windshield provides. Of course, that's no way to drive.
I don't necessarily agree with Bill but his logic here is pretty sound--All-NBA has been going on for over 70 years under the same format, two guards, two forwards, one center. No matter how the game has changed and evolved, it has kept that consistency and going back all the way to very beginning of the league, it is a consistent ranking of who the best are at their positions, in any given year. The NBA changing that is frustrating for Simmons, one of the few prominent NBA pundits who deeply cares about the history of the league and preserving that, and so he is going to continue to vote that way.
 

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There is a school of thought that "you are the position you guard on defense" and Luka is never guarding point guards, only forwards (and Jokic is always guarding centers FWIW). Not sure what that means when it comes to switching, but I think would be his counter argument.
To this point, what would Magic be considered? He rarely guarded the opposing PG.
 

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To this point, what would Magic be considered? He rarely guarded the opposing PG.
I'm not saying I really agree with it, it's just an old basketball saying that I could see Bill referencing dogmatically. I think he'd find a loophole to call Magic a PG regardless of who he defends or how big he is.
 

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I don't necessarily agree with Bill but his logic here is pretty sound--All-NBA has been going on for over 70 years under the same format, two guards, two forwards, one center. No matter how the game has changed and evolved, it has kept that consistency and going back all the way to very beginning of the league, it is a consistent ranking of who the best are at their positions, in any given year. The NBA changing that is frustrating for Simmons, one of the few prominent NBA pundits who deeply cares about the history of the league and preserving that, and so he is going to continue to vote that way.
Yeah, I respect Bill for his dedication to maintaining the history of the sport on stuff like this. He clearly cares more than some - most (?) - modern pundits about his vote.
 

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I don't necessarily agree with Bill but his logic here is pretty sound--All-NBA has been going on for over 70 years under the same format, two guards, two forwards, one center. No matter how the game has changed and evolved, it has kept that consistency and going back all the way to very beginning of the league, it is a consistent ranking of who the best are at their positions, in any given year. The NBA changing that is frustrating for Simmons, one of the few prominent NBA pundits who deeply cares about the history of the league and preserving that, and so he is going to continue to vote that way.
We can agree to disagree, but to me it smacks a little of the old arguments to dismiss or downgrade a DH's chances of getting into the HoF because they rarely or never played the field. The game has changed, so the considerations for the honors should evolve as well. It sucks that Wilt and Russell had a zero-sum competition with each other to be on the All-NBA first team, but that doesn't mean the league has to submit Jokic and Embiid to that same situation if they are now willing to define that team simply as consisting of the five best players.

But as a voter, Bill has just as much right to do as he pleases as the old hidebound baseball writers were back in their day.
 

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Yeah, I respect Bill for his dedication to maintaining the history of the sport on stuff like this. He clearly cares more than some - most (?) - modern pundits about his vote.
I think a big thing for Bill is he feels like Silver gave into pressure from social media, especially with people getting mad that Embiid/Jokic can't both be first-team NBA, so Silver changed the rules. He said something on a recent pod about it, and was like "I'm sorry Jokic and Embiid are two of the three best players and they are both Centers so they can't both make first team All-NBA. I'm pretty sure it didn't bother Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain."

And he's right in the sense that 30 years from now, it's possible that Jokic/Embiid would have made more first-team All-NBAs than any other legendary center in NBA history, and people can point to that and say that they were better than Russell or Wilt or whoever, without understanding that they changed the rules to make that possible.
 

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just out of curiosity, how would you define Nikola Jokic? He constantly initiates the offense. Last night against the Pistons, he scored 4 points and had 16 assists. Is he a point guard?

Just askin.
I think the difference for me is, dead ball full court inbounds - where is the ball going, who is bringing it up? In Dallas it’s like 95% going to be inbounded to Luka and he will dribble it over half court and call the play/run the offense. With Jokic, they look to get him the ball of course, but it’s more often in the spots for “traditional passing big men” where the offense flows through them (foul line, top of key and ATB 3 in the modern game). They will run stuff to deliver the ball to Jokic in those spots, vs him directly initiating it. Thinking old school Sabonis, Bill Walton, Kings era Valde Divac, probably a lot of Wilt looked like this (I never saw him) in being the center pieces distributing for their various teams. Of course those guys aren’t bringing the ball up, and handling it a ton in the backcourt, they aren’t ball handlers. Luka is definitely a ball handler. That is how I segment it. Back to the Magic example, their offense when starting full court dead ball was similar. Ball inbounded to Magic, he brought it up while everyone else got in position.
 

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I think a big thing for Bill is he feels like Silver gave into pressure from social media, especially with people getting mad that Embiid/Jokic can't both be first-team NBA, so Silver changed the rules. He said something on a recent pod about it, and was like "I'm sorry Jokic and Embiid are two of the three best players and they are both Centers so they can't both make first team All-NBA. I'm pretty sure it didn't bother Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain."

And he's right in the sense that 30 years from now, it's possible that Jokic/Embiid would have made more first-team All-NBAs than any other legendary center in NBA history, and people can point to that and say that they were better than Russell or Wilt or whoever, without understanding that they changed the rules to make that possible.
Is it just social media? When all-NBA status was added into the CBA that made it something that players need to care more about, right? Obviously that wouldn't change the Embiid/Jokic calculus, but it has impacts down the line for whomever the 4th best center was.
 

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Is it just social media? When all-NBA status was added into the CBA that made it something that players need to care more about, right? Obviously that wouldn't change the Embiid/Jokic calculus, but it has impacts down the line for whomever the 4th best center was.
The positions rule definitely hindered Jokic/Embiid the last few years, but it absolutely benefited centers in the modern NBA. Rudy Gobert and DeAndre Jordan have never been considered among the 15 best players in the league, but have made a combined 7 all-NBA teams. The days of guys like them making All-NBA is over, and that is unequivocally a good thing for the league. Tyson Chandler, Andrew Bogut, Al Jefferson....there has been a lot of thoroughly average players make all-NBA in the last 15 years because they were solid centers in a league in which that position was no longer of great importance.
 

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People who stick up for Simmons no matter what (and man is it tough to do that at this point because he’s a fucking idiot) but how do you feel about his latest pos with Lowe?
 

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People who stick up for Simmons no matter what (and man is it tough to do that at this point because he’s a fucking idiot) but how do you feel about his latest pos with Lowe?
The one on Simmons feed he did a week or two ago? I thought it was entertaining.

I certainly don’t think Bill is the smartest guy ever or anything, but his podcasts routinely give me more enjoyment than most other outlets. :unsure:
 

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The one on Simmons feed he did a week or two ago? I thought it was entertaining.

I certainly don’t think Bill is the smartest guy ever or anything, but his podcasts routinely give me more enjoyment than most other outlets. :unsure:
He guested on The Lowe Post this week, but I half listened and don't recall anything egregious. The OP should provide more context.
 

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I might be misremembering, but wasn’t alpha brain a Bill Simmons podcast sponsor for a while? I found that humorous in light of the parents corner this week.
 

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Seems like every Ringer podcast (Simmons and Russilo anyway) has a moment where all of a sudden the previous 15 seconds or so repeats itself. Am I the only one that hears this?
 

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Seems like every Ringer podcast (Simmons and Russilo anyway) has a moment where all of a sudden the previous 15 seconds or so repeats itself. Am I the only one that hears this?
I've had this happen to me as well and thought i was losing my mind.

Alert/fyi, for the occasional listeners, Larry is on the new episode.
 

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Something like this happens on a few podcasts I listen to (most blatantly, the Spade / Carvey show). I believe it has to do with the way each podcast inserts dynamic ads. If it’s done in a way your player app can’t deal with well you can get jumps.
 

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Larry genuinely believing the people who watch wrestling thinking it's real is an all time batshit crazy take.
 

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Larry genuinely believing the people who watch wrestling thinking it's real is an all time batshit crazy take.
Eh, for someone of Larry's generation I don't think its that crazy. For decades the main notion by promoters was that if the fans knew that the matches were fixed, they would stop coming to the shows and the business would collapse. That obviously isn't the case anymore and hasn't been for some time, but for someone that is basically unfamiliar with the industry, who comes from an older generation, the take doesn't surprise me.
 

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Eh, for someone of Larry's generation I don't think its that crazy. For decades the main notion by promoters was that if the fans knew that the matches were fixed, they would stop coming to the shows and the business would collapse. That obviously isn't the case anymore and hasn't been for some time, but for someone that is basically unfamiliar with the industry, who comes from an older generation, the take doesn't surprise me.
Yeah but even given his age/generation that is an incredibly stupid take for such a smart person.

Does he also think star wars fans believe the force is real, etc? It's just dumb.
 

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I've had this happen to me as well and thought i was losing my mind.

Alert/fyi, for the occasional listeners, Larry is on the new episode.
I had written it off as part of my ongoing cognitive decline after it happened a second time.
 

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I enjoyed the exchange where Simmons proposed that Larry doesn’t “get enough credit” for being a huge sports fan— a very Simmons-verse thing to say. Larry replied incredulously, “what kind of credit should I get?” and said half-jokingly that it “speaks of an immaturity” to be an adult who is so fixated on sports.

A snall moment, but I found it refreshingly self-aware in the face of Simmons’ “custodian of sports and culture” act.
 

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I had no idea Simmons knew Larry well enough to have his number and text about sports. I’m not normally a jealous person, but making hundreds of millions of dollars talking sports and movies, AND becoming friends with Larry David? Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
 

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I had no idea Simmons knew Larry well enough to have his number and text about sports. I’m not normally a jealous person, but making hundreds of millions of dollars talking sports and movies, AND becoming friends with Larry David? Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Right? That was a big takeaway for me as well since we know that Bill loves to say 'the Jets fans in my life think...' and now we can connect those dots back to Larry David.
 

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The Bill vs. Pat feud slowly gaining some momentum?
View: https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1757108294945018196

Pat McAfee took aim at Bill Simmons over his FanDuel parlay: "I think Bill Simmons, who has it all figured out, I think he had like 8,000 people riding alongside him. That's a huge number that did not hit. That's really big. Really good, Bill. You still have it... Keep running your mouth, Bill."

Was interesting that Bill hinted the next Guess The Lines season with Cousin Sal might be his last.
 

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Jesus Christ. I'm not the biggest Simmons fan, but I'll take him every day of the week and twice on Sundays over fucking McAfee.
 

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He did indeed. He mentioned that their next year (Season 18) of Guess The Lines was already renewed but then he wondered aloud if it might be the last on the podcast and that maybe it would just be them on the phone again like the old days insead. Cousin Sal seemed surprised to hear that.
 

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He did indeed. He mentioned that their next year (Season 18) of Guess The Lines was already renewed but then he wondered aloud if it might be the last on the podcast and that maybe it would just be them on the phone again like the old days insead. Cousin Sal seemed surprised to hear that.
Which ep was this? The last regular-season GtL? I missed this.
 

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He mentioned it off the cuff. Didn’t seem like Sal heard that before. Or he did but didn’t realize Bill was sharing more publicly. Bill made comments a few times this year about post-podcast life that made clear he doesn’t picture himself continuing to do this as an older man. So I didn’t hear Monday’s comment as a planned announcement that next year is likely the last, but rather as part of a pattern that he’s looking to slow down sooner than later.
 

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Small request, but with the new Pearl Jam album coming out and tour dates, can we get read of Pearl Jam in this title's thread? It fucks up any search.
 

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Small request, but with the new Pearl Jam album coming out and tour dates, can we get read of Pearl Jam in this title's thread? It fucks up any search.
I feel like their tour is “news” and since you have a “view” about it while also wanting to view a thread about it, the tour thread should be moved to V&N because I am thinking I am getting Simmons gossip every time I see the Seattle classic rock band thread.
 

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I feel like their tour is “news” and since you have a “view” about it while also wanting to view a thread about it, the tour thread should be moved to V&N because I am thinking I am getting Simmons gossip every time I see the Seattle classic rock band thread.
This is the exact post I’d expect from a Bill Simmons fan in 2024. Well done.