10. Wisconsin's "1st and 10 Wisconsin!" Cheer - More like "3rd and 5 is probably too far for us Wisconsin!" Jump Around is pretty fun though.
9. Oregon's Uniforms - We get it, Nike owns you. Maybe pull out the special unis for, you know, special occasions? Not different unis for each session of a two-a-day in August.
8. Michigan State's 'Go Green, Go White' Cheer - 'Smoke Green, Snort White' is my preferred retort here.
7. Penn State's "We Are, Penn State" Cheer - "We Are, [also] Fox Sports"!
6. Miami's Smoke Entrance - Maybe if they were good this would be cool again. Until then, maybe put out the fire on the field first? Also, 'The U Invented Swagger' is one of the worst things ever.
5. Iowa's Pink Visitor's Locker Room - Pretty par for the course in Iowa.
4. FSU's Chop - I guess it's easy to remember?
3. Dressing fancy (I assume multiple southern schools) - you're attending a football game and have a fairly high likelihood of encountering vomit. Also, it's probably hot out. Honestly, UF's jorts-and-a-tasteless-tank makes more sense.
2. Clemson's Home Field Bus Trip - This is really dumb and I couldn't believe it the first time I saw it.
1. THE Ohio State University - No one's confused about this.
9. Oregon's Uniforms - We get it, Nike owns you. Maybe pull out the special unis for, you know, special occasions? Not different unis for each session of a two-a-day in August.
8. Michigan State's 'Go Green, Go White' Cheer - 'Smoke Green, Snort White' is my preferred retort here.
7. Penn State's "We Are, Penn State" Cheer - "We Are, [also] Fox Sports"!
6. Miami's Smoke Entrance - Maybe if they were good this would be cool again. Until then, maybe put out the fire on the field first? Also, 'The U Invented Swagger' is one of the worst things ever.
5. Iowa's Pink Visitor's Locker Room - Pretty par for the course in Iowa.
4. FSU's Chop - I guess it's easy to remember?
3. Dressing fancy (I assume multiple southern schools) - you're attending a football game and have a fairly high likelihood of encountering vomit. Also, it's probably hot out. Honestly, UF's jorts-and-a-tasteless-tank makes more sense.
2. Clemson's Home Field Bus Trip - This is really dumb and I couldn't believe it the first time I saw it.
1. THE Ohio State University - No one's confused about this.
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