Week 16: Broncos Is Caleb Spelled Like Joe Judge Scrawled It On A White Board

Gash Prex

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Fuck the Patriots. You fucking idiots. This is Jets-esque shit.
I’m very curious what you actually expect to happen - do you honestly believe that any coach, let alone BB would actually try to lose? What does that look like to you? What do you expect them to do?
 

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Dickens, who wanted to be an actor, was a great admirer of Shakespeare. He used overt Shakespearean antithesis to open “A Tale of Two Cities.” This, an execrable victory, honors that spirit of exultant grief, cold fire, hot ice and finally; an addled Chad Ryland splitting the uprights from distance with the virtually meaningless present pitted against the possibly momentous future. There may be an abstinence Heaven but there’s definitely a fucking hell. I mean… Fucking hell!

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I’m very curious what you actually expect to happen - do you honestly believe that any coach, let alone BB would actually try to lose? What does that look like to you? What do you expect them to do?
No. It’s all emotional reaction to the 1% chance at drafting the next Tom Brady.

The only thing to root for in my current Boston sports (Sox and Pats) are the Pats draft pick. The Sox are boring and stuck in “full throttle”, the Pats are terrible. Might as well have SOMETHING - but we don’t even get that.
 

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Dickens, who wanted to be an actor, was a great admirer of Shakespeare. He used overt Shakespearean antithesis to open “A Tale of Two Cities.” This, an execrable victory, honors that spirit of exultant grief, cold fire, hot ice and finally; an addled Chad Ryland splitting the uprights from distance with the virtually meaningless present pitted against the possibly momentous future. There may be an abstinence Heaven but there’s definitely a fucking hell. I mean… Fucking hell!

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This is the type of content you don’t find in just any old game thread.
 

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Zappe is an NFL QB in the making. Probably a backup, but he belongs and could develop into more. And we released him like 9 times to trot Mac Jones out there for 12 weeks.
This is where I’m at. Zappe belongs. That TD to Gesicki was a thing of beauty. He can play. He also seems to compete hard and he’s scrappy AF.

Do I want him as QB1 in 2024? Probably not. But lets’s watch these final two games.
 

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This is where I’m at. Zappe belongs. That TD to Gesicki was a thing of beauty. He can play. He also seems to compete hard and he’s scrappy AF.

Do I want him as QB1 in 2024? Probably not. But lets’s watch these final two games.
Jesus fucking Christ...
 

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Besides the Mannings and a relocated Matthew Stanford, the highest drafted QB to win a Super Bowl from 2000 on has been Trent Dilfer at 6, from “won the Super Bowl despite having Dilfer at QB“ fame.

I would have preferred to see the Pats lose out to get the highest picks possible in each round, but they have been a very good defensive team, despite losing their best rusher and best corner. If it wasn’t for monumentally stupid plays on offense, shaky special teams, and uncharacteristically bad coaching, they could easily be in the playoff hunt.

I don’t think Zappe is the guy, but he has produced wins. I would like to see the Pats select an RPO quarterback who can threaten a defense with both his arm and his legs.
 

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Besides the Mannings and a relocated Matthew Stanford, the highest drafted QB to win a Super Bowl from 2000 on has been Trent Dilfer at 6, from “won the Super Bowl despite having Dilfer at QB“ fame.

I would have preferred to see the Pats lose out to get the highest picks possible in each round, but they have been a very good defensive team, despite losing their best rusher and best corner. If it wasn’t for monumentally stupid plays on offense, shaky special teams, and uncharacteristically bad coaching, they could easily be in the playoff hunt.

I don’t think Zappe is the guy, but he has produced wins. I would like to see the Pats select an RPO quarterback who can threaten a defense with both his arm and his legs.
Super small sample size and even without the distortion of one Brady, Tom, though, yeah? Plus the game is designed to have a certain variability—look at the shape of the damn ball (even properly inflated).

What about playing, win or lose, in conference championship games? What do the draft position stats on that look like?
 

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If you look at QB who went to many super bowls pre-2000

Montana pick 82
Kelly pick 14
Staubach pick 129
Tarkenton pick 29


But yeah, Bradshaw, Elway, Aikman, (and Peyton) all went 1 (and Big Ben went 11)
 
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If you look at QB who went to many super bowls pre-2000

Montana pick 82
Kelly pick 14
Staubach pick 129
Big Ben pick 11
Tarkenton pick 29


But yeah, Bradshaw, Elway, Aikman, (and Peyton) all went 1
How many Super Bowls did Big Ben go to before 2000?
 

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I was at a Christmas Eve open house last night at my Sisters house and we were watching the game.

I just can't bring myself to root for this team to lose, it's not in me.

Beating those assholes in Denver and ending they playoff hopes was a nice early Christmas gift even if was a big stocking full of coal , that team has tortured me for decades.

I've been a fan since I was 7 years old back in 1968, through thick and thin (and A LOT of thin from 1968 through 2001), they have always been my team since the day my Dad took me to my first game vs the Oilers in 1968 at Fenway park.

And they always will be win or lose.

They bring me joy, that's all that matters.

Merry Christmas everyone, enjoy your time with your families, no one is promised a tomorrow.
 
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I'd rather have Verse than Maye or Nix (or god forbid JJ McCarthy). Sorry. Mahomes, Hurts, Allen, none were top 2, or even top 5, picks.

It's Caleb or bust this year, and Panthers aren't winning again. Bears may have a QB, but he's going first regardless.

How many Super Bowls have the Texans, Jags, or Bengals won?
how competitive would the Texans be without Stroud, Jags without Lawrence or Bengals without Burrow?

the whole “Allen, Mahomes etc weren’t first overall picks or the first QB taken therefore it’s better to take a non-QB” thing makes no sense

no one is saying you can’t find a QB after the top 2-3 picks. No one is saying the other QB’s drafted surely won’t succeed. But that’s like saying “Brady was a 6th, so clearly day 3 QB’s can win”. Sure, the rare exception can but the hit rate is tiny. It would take extraordinary luck or a huge sample to find a good 6th round QB.

you need a franchise QB to win in the NFL these days. And there’s a much higher hit rate on QB prospects the higher up you go in the draft. Brock Purdy and Brady are great stories because of how rare they are.

The idea that Maye or Daniels is less likely to be a transformative acquisition than Jared Verse, Joe Alt or whomever is just wrong. Every draft pick comes with large bust potential but if you hit on your QB, the upside vastly outweighs any other position.

the talent difference between teams 4-24 in this league is thin except at the QB (and perhaps WR now). Look at how badly some of these otherwise tough competitive teams look without their franchise guy.
 

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how competitive would the Texans be without Stroud, Jags without Lawrence or Bengals without Burrow?

the whole “Allen, Mahomes etc weren’t first overall picks or the first QB taken therefore it’s better to take a non-QB” thing makes no sense

no one is saying you can’t find a QB after the top 2-3 picks. No one is saying the other QB’s drafted surely won’t succeed. But that’s like saying “Brady was a 6th, so clearly day 3 QB’s can win”. Sure, the rare exception can but the hit rate is tiny. It would take extraordinary luck or a huge sample to find a good 6th round QB.

you need a franchise QB to win in the NFL these days. And there’s a much higher hit rate on QB prospects the higher up you go in the draft. Brock Purdy and Brady are great stories because of how rare they are.

The idea that Maye or Daniels is less likely to be a transformative acquisition than Jared Verse, Joe Alt or whomever is just wrong. Every draft pick comes with large bust potential but if you hit on your QB, the upside vastly outweighs any other position.

the talent difference between teams 4-24 in this league is thin except at the QB (and perhaps WR now). Look at how badly some of these otherwise tough competitive teams look without their franchise guy.
Plus: Brady had Belichick.
 
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I’m more upset about dropping out on Harrison than Maye tbh.
Harrison very well could be the best prospect in the draft but there’s a chance he’s around at 4 and without a QB his value is pretty limited.

Calvin Johnson was incredible and the only other WR prospect on the same level but he hardly moved the needle for the Lions.
 

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I was at a Christmas Eve open house last night at my Sisters house and we were watching the game.

I just can't bring myself to root for this team to lose, it's not in me.

Beating those assholes in Denver and ending they playoff hopes was a nice early Christmas gift even if was a big stocking full of coal , that team has tortured me for decades.

I've been a fan since I was 7 years old back in 1968, through thick and thin (and A LOT of thin from 1968 through 2001), they have always been my team since the day my Dad took me to my first game vs the Oilers in 1968 at Fenway park.

And they always will be win or lose.

They bring me joy, that's all that matters.

Merry Christmas everyone, enjoy your time with your families, no one is promised a tomorrow.
Love this and love all you degenerates too. Merry Christmas SoSH.
 

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If you look at QB who went to many super bowls pre-2000

Montana pick 82
Kelly pick 14
Staubach pick 129
Tarkenton pick 29


But yeah, Bradshaw, Elway, Aikman, (and Peyton) all went 1 (and Big Ben went 11)
Staubach was only that low because teams were afraid of his Naval obligations.