Week 2 - Miami: Let’s Groove Tonight

[Dr. Gonzo]

It’s over. Beyond over. BB looks like your grandfather or uncle that doesn’t know what room he is in. The offense is awful. The defense can’t plug these holes and is overrated

Offense looks good so far. Just too many mistakes early on. Points will be there.

D will need to change things up schemewise.

 

[ShaneTrot]

Always playing from behind against good teams.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

I think we’ve held these boys up long enough…

Prom night

 

[GPO Man]

That short motion that Miami runs is so cool. I can’t believe no one has really done it before. It’s so fast that I think you have to stay matched in man to deal with it otherwise you’re playing catchup right away - you can’t just banjo it and hope you catch the motion man, especially with Hill. I’ll be really curious to see how teams start to defend it, because every team in the league is going to be running it by year-end.

You need the personnel to run it. Most teams don’t have what Miami has.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Prom night

Optimist

 

[Obscure Name]

Stop dancing and get the first.

 

[rodderick]

I think he got it, but that was a nice spot

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Easily a first. GTFO

 

[Reverend]

That short motion that Miami runs is so cool. I can’t believe no one has really done it before. It’s so fast that I think you have to stay matched in man to deal with it otherwise you’re playing catchup right away - you can’t just banjo it and hope you catch the motion man, especially with Hill. I’ll be really curious to see how teams start to defend it, because every team in the league is going to be running it by year-end.

View: https://twitter.com/iambrianhines/status/1701644591219294470

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Zeke getting too many touches.

 

[IdiotKicker]

You need the personnel to run it. Most teams don’t have what Miami has.

They might not run the same concepts off it, but there’s a ton of flexibility for what you can do with it. It’s very cool.

 

[Marciano490]

The offense looks fine. They just keep shooting themselves in the dick with turnovers.

Maybe Plaxico can come talk to the team midweek.

 

[shawnrbu]

Bad throw.

 

[Big D]

Telegraphed

 

[8slim]

This team hasn’t been good at blocking for those swing passes this season.

 

[Catcher Block]

I fail to see how that play was supposed to gain yards

 

[8slim]

Bad throw.

His first.

 

[ifmanis5]

FFS

 

[Obscure Name]

Looked like Patricia drew that up.

 

[Section15Box113]

7 wasn’t so lucky on that play.

Never had a chance.

 

[8slim]

This OL sucks. Surprise.

 

[Marciano490]

Can’t decide if Andrew von Ginkel sounds more like a fairy tale or serial killer name.

 

[Average Game James]

Is there any way we could get Juju to use his exploding knee to take out Hill?

 

[Big D]

Failing on every aspect tonight

 

[OnWisc]

And he was lucky not to lose 7 on that play.

 

[shawnrbu]

Offense looks good so far. Just too many mistakes early on. Points will be there.

D will need to change things up schemewise.

0 points in 3 drives.

 

[GPO Man]

We can at least beat the Jets. Right? Right?

 

[rodderick]

Juju is running on quicksand out there

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Zeke completely whiffing on the blitz pick up. Get this corpse off the field.

 

[The Mort Report]

That seemed like too much motion. Why quick throw to the only guy who is motioning around on presnap, drawing all the eyeballs?

 

[Ale Xander]

Lucky that wasn't judged a fumble

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Dumb challenge. Stupid Yalie.

 

[Jnai]

The line is really awful. Or Mac is bad at figuring out the protection scheme. Or both.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Wow.

 

[Salem's Lot]

7th Super Bowl? These stiffs aren’t winning 7 games.

 

[Catcher Block]

Also drove him into the ground and landed on him if that's still a thing they call.

 

[rodderick]

Mac got rid of it, nice play to not lose the ball. Can't possibly overturn it.

 

[Mooch]

That’s a dumb challenge.

 

[OurF'ingCity]

If they call this a fumble though, how can they give it to Miami if they blew the whistle before anyone picked it up?

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Thanks for wasting the challenge, Mike.

 

[Harry Hooper]

The whistle blew with the ball rolling around, so what would a successful challenge do?

 

[staz]

Mac wincing before contact makes me wince.

 

[Seels]

idk why they're dissecting this. Even if they overturned it the play was whistled dead

 

[shawnrbu]

“His hand firmly wrapped around the ball”

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Scoreless first half would be a GREAT approach against an offense like Miami’s.

Zero chance this is overturned, dumb challenge.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Maybe Plaxico can come talk to the team midweek.

Perfectly executed takedown. Well done.

Dumbass challenge by McDaniel.

 

[Just a bit outside]

So Pop was buried and we decided to run the same screen pass to JuJu running half speed. Not ideal.

 

[8slim]

The line is really awful. Or Mac is bad at figuring out the protection scheme. Or both.

It’s the line. They’re turnstiles

 

[ngruz25]

Dumb challenge.

Dumb game, for that matter. Pretty dumb sport, too.

 

[ShaneTrot]

Why no quick game?

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Mac is not the answer folks. No pocket awareness. No mobility.