The Mets first, since I have a 26 year old nephew who is an excellent Mets fan (lives in upstate NY, but still comes down and sees several games a year) and who has obviously never seen them win.
Then the Cards, because one of my best friends is a huge Cardinals fan, and he couldn't have been more gracious about 2004 and 2013.
Then the Jays, since their last championship can buy a beer.
Then the Royals, since they came so close last year, and I rooted for this team a lot in the playoffs in the 70's and 80's as the hoped for preventer of the next MFY championship.
Then the Dodgers for both the Jays and the Royals reasons.
Then the Cubs. I would have this team right behind the Cards on this list were it not for Joe Maddon, whose face I cannot see without instinctively curling my hand into a fist. I hate that smarmy fuck.
Then the Pirates, because once we were family.
Then the Angels, because once, when world really needed them to, they denied the MFYs another trip to the World Series. (RALLY MONKEY!)
Then the Rangers or Astros, because they are from Texas, and I hate Texas for giving us Bush and killing Kennedy, but a win for either of them would not be the worst thing.
Then ISIS, or Al Qaeda, or the Klan, or the Nazis, or the assembled hordes of Hell, because I would rather see any of those bastards win than endure another fucking MFY championship.
Now that Yogi has passed away, it can truly be said that the only good Yankee is a dead Yankee.