4/2 - Baltimore @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS PART DEUX

Jed Zeppelin · Apr 2, 2023

Nice manufactured run there.

LogansDad · Apr 2, 2023

Well, now I am concerned.

InsideTheParker · Apr 2, 2023

I am going outside. Good luck, all.

BornToRun · Apr 2, 2023

Don’t fuck this up

shawnrbu · Apr 2, 2023

Can Kenley save us from Ort?

strek1 · Apr 2, 2023

DON'T use this stiff. Just bring Jansen in. FFS

bluefenderstrat · Apr 2, 2023

Any MLB quality pitcher can close out a game with a 4 run lead!

soxin6 · Apr 2, 2023

Putting Ort in is a great way to blow a four run lead

JCizzle · Apr 2, 2023

Cora is being a good manager and getting his closer a save situation with an out or two. Very generous.

Ale Xander · Apr 2, 2023

JCizzle said:
Cora is being a good manager and getting his closer a save situation with an out or two. Very generous.

Two? Hahahahaha

soxin6 · Apr 2, 2023

bluefenderstrat said:
Any MLB quality pitcher can close out a game with a 4 run lead!

So we put in a pitcher that isn’t quality?

reggiecleveland · Apr 2, 2023

shawnrbu said:
DOB doesn’t know the 82 Brewers.

People know almost nothing about before their time. I had six Muslim kids on my hoops team who didn't know who Hakeem was.

JohnnyTheBone · Apr 2, 2023

Ort, comin' up short.

soxin6 · Apr 2, 2023

Get someone up now

strek1 · Apr 2, 2023

JCizzle said:
Cora is being a good manager and getting his closer a save situation with an out or two. Very generous.

OR he's risking an easy win for a groin kick loss.

Doc Zero · Apr 2, 2023

Was “Ort or Jansen” the only choice, here?

jmcc5400 · Apr 2, 2023

Scoring a run was the worst thing the Sox could do

moonshotmanny · Apr 2, 2023

Can’t believe Ort is in.

LogansDad · Apr 2, 2023

OMG kill me.

shawnrbu · Apr 2, 2023

Didn’t see this coming.

reggiecleveland · Apr 2, 2023

What a bad read he jogged as if it was an easy play

strek1 · Apr 2, 2023

Their Ort to be a law against this guy.

Joe Shlabotnick · Apr 2, 2023

Why, Cora, Why?

The Gray Eagle · Apr 2, 2023

If we Ort this game away, it's all on Cora. Start the inning with Jansen, win the series.
And it begins.

BornToRun · Apr 2, 2023

For the love of god, Ort

JohnnyTheBone · Apr 2, 2023

G-G-G-G-G-GOT HEEM!

reggiecleveland · Apr 2, 2023

Not a save situation. You put in a guy to create a save situation.

Coachster · Apr 2, 2023

There is no way this meatball can get out of this without giving up runs.

shawnrbu · Apr 2, 2023

Ort throws harder than every reliever on the 04 Sox.

frankubus · Apr 2, 2023

I still have no idea how Ort made this team. I’d rather they kept Feltman up with the club.

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · Apr 2, 2023

This Ort guy looks good. Use him more!

BornToRun · Apr 2, 2023

Dude looks like former serviceable reliever Robbie Ross

The Gray Eagle · Apr 2, 2023

Ort's fabled heater topping out at 96, a few MPH slower than last year.

JCizzle · Apr 2, 2023

Way closer than the K to Duval in the first, you bum.

JohnnyTheBone · Apr 2, 2023

Leftsnyder with the grab. Two down.

LogansDad · Apr 2, 2023

frankubus said:
I still have no idea how Ort made this team. I’d rather they kept Feltman up with the club.

I'd rather they go with a 25 man roster.

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · Apr 2, 2023

The Gray Eagle said:
Ort's fabled heater topping out at 96, a few MPH slower than last year.

Right, I think of him as flirting with 100

Ale Xander · Apr 2, 2023

Why are Phlegm and Castig talking about Aquinas College of Michigan?

YTF · Apr 2, 2023

The offense is fun right now. There are lots of pluses to point to, but Baltimore has played shitty defense this entire series and their bullpen, which was thought to be a strength, has been horrible. That said, taking this game and 5 of the next 6 from Pittsburgh and Detroit would be a great way to take advantage of this soft spot in the schedule.

nvalvo · Apr 2, 2023

frankubus said:
I still have no idea how Ort made this team. I’d rather they kept Feltman up with the club.

Remember that we've got a bunch of guys on the IL we're going to need to reincorporate. We will likely try to sneak Ort through waivers in like two weeks.

JCizzle · Apr 2, 2023

LogansDad said:
I'd rather they go with a 25 man roster.

Can we cut Brasier too and roll with 24?

BornToRun · Apr 2, 2023

pull him if he loses rutschman

frankubus · Apr 2, 2023

nvalvo said:
Remember that we've got a bunch of guys on the IL we're going to need to reincorporate. We will likely lose try to sneak Ort through waivers in like two weeks.

I don’t think they will need to sneak him through.

The Gray Eagle · Apr 2, 2023

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat said:
Right, I think of him as flirting with 100

He hit 101 last year.
https://theathletic.com/3615401/2022/09/23/kaleb-ort-red-sox-chance/

JohnnyTheBone · Apr 2, 2023

W A T E R !

Redkluzu · Apr 2, 2023

WATER!

Soxaholic · Apr 2, 2023

WATER!!!

strek1 · Apr 2, 2023

YTF · Apr 2, 2023

Ort locks it down!!!

nvalvo · Apr 2, 2023

I have no idea what this strike zone is.

reggiecleveland · Apr 2, 2023

Your fucking Ort!

bluefenderstrat · Apr 2, 2023

NICE JOB ORT

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