4/3 - Pittsburgh @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS PART TROIS

Moviegoer · Apr 3, 2023

Rovin Romine said:
Maybe you could tweet something at them to remind them?

But then I'd have to figure out how to insert something vaguely antisemitic into it so Elon's twitter would promote it.

LogansDad · Apr 3, 2023

E5 Yaz said:
If astronauts go into outer space and aquanauts going under water, where do juggernauts go?

I'm not sure I am allowed to answer this on SoSH anymore, since we are more family friendly now.

Redkluzu · Apr 3, 2023

I want a bunch of fun in the bottom of the eighth please. And by that I mean hits.

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

LogansDad said:
I'm not sure I am allowed to answer this on SoSH anymore, since we are more family friendly now.

It’s all relative

azsoxpatsfan · Apr 3, 2023

Redkluzu said:
I want a bunch of fun in the top of the eighth please. And by that I mean hits.

Bottom?

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

Redkluzu said:
I want a bunch of fun in the top of the eighth please. And by that I mean hits.

You sure about that?

azsoxpatsfan · Apr 3, 2023

Ort vs Joe has to be the shortest combined last name matchup in mlb history

E5 Yaz · Apr 3, 2023

LogansDad said:
I'm not sure I am allowed to answer this on SoSH anymore, since we are more family friendly now.

Well, then ... up yours, too

Redkluzu · Apr 3, 2023

BornToRun said:
You sure about that?

DUH fixed it.

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

Redkluzu said:
DUH fixed it.

Jinx averted!

OurF'ingCity · Apr 3, 2023

Nice…catch?

LogansDad · Apr 3, 2023

Get that man a Golden Glove

LogansDad · Apr 3, 2023

Ort looks good on 0 days rest, maybe they should just pitch him every day.

derekson · Apr 3, 2023

E5 Yaz said:
If astronauts go into outer space and aquanauts going under water, where do juggernauts go?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugger

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

Well that was adventurous. And Ort actually didn’t look bad there.

E5 Yaz · Apr 3, 2023

azsoxpatsfan said:
Ort vs Joe has to be the shortest combined last name matchup in mlb history

There was a pitcher named Ni once. Don't know if he faced any three-letter batters

Rovin Romine · Apr 3, 2023

E5 Yaz said:
There was a pitcher named Ni once. Don't know if he faced any three-letter batters

Also: https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/ohse01.shtml

OurF'ingCity · Apr 3, 2023

E5 Yaz said:
There was a pitcher named Ni once. Don't know if he faced any three-letter batters

This guy too:

https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=oh----000seu

JM3 · Apr 3, 2023

Holder Man is a pretty elite name for a set up guy.

LogansDad · Apr 3, 2023

E5 Yaz said:
There was a pitcher named Ni once. Don't know if he faced any three-letter batters

He did face Jason Bay.

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

BABIP be praised!

E5 Yaz · Apr 3, 2023

Oh might have faced Hu from the Dodgers

Petagine in a Bottle · Apr 3, 2023

Rovin Romine said:
Also: https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/ohse01.shtml

Oh

LogansDad · Apr 3, 2023

JFC Raffi.

Petagine in a Bottle · Apr 3, 2023

Holderman sounds like a Pearl Jam song

LynnRice75 · Apr 3, 2023

Holderman is a pretty solid name for the man brought in to hold the lead.

DeadlySplitter · Apr 3, 2023

Always count on Raffy to overswing in high leverage

strek1 · Apr 3, 2023

Wait for your pitch Raffy!

derekson · Apr 3, 2023

LynnRice75 said:
Holderman is a pretty solid name for the man brought in to hold the lead.

Definitely beats Grant Balfour

LogansDad · Apr 3, 2023

Oh come on, blue. FFS

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

Time for Justin to join the club.

Whoop-La White · Apr 3, 2023

Holderman and Delay is a strange battery name for a game that's try to speed itself up.

E5 Yaz · Apr 3, 2023

LogansDad said:
Oh come on, blue. FFS

According to the grid thing on espn, the first four pitches to Turner were strikes

barclay · Apr 3, 2023

Took 6 balls, but Turner is on (acc to Gameday)

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

Give us another wall ball.

strek1 · Apr 3, 2023

How many mound visits do teams get now?

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

They gonna pitch to him?

strek1 · Apr 3, 2023

Don't squander this.

Redkluzu · Apr 3, 2023

Okay Duvall, this is a good time to get a hit.

E5 Yaz · Apr 3, 2023

BornToRun said:
They gonna pitch to him?

Thinking the same thing

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

Shit. Walk off it is.

canderson · Apr 3, 2023

Squander

E5 Yaz · Apr 3, 2023

Closerguy warming up for the save

OurF'ingCity · Apr 3, 2023

So do we get another inning of Ort?

derekson · Apr 3, 2023

11 runners left on base. Yikes.

BornToRun · Apr 3, 2023

Wonder if we see Jansen again

LogansDad · Apr 3, 2023

Feels like they have had multiple on in basically every inning. Frustrating game.

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