2023 Week 1 NFL Gamethread

natpastime162 · Sep 11, 2023

DJnVa said:
Milano was just, you know, standing there.

I reserve my color-blind jokes for Vinny Testaverde.

Cellar-Door · Sep 11, 2023

natpastime162 said:
At first glance I thought the one guy in the greeny photo was him and typed it impulsively.

honestly I thought it was him at first too, but it isn't

E5 Yaz · Sep 11, 2023

DJnVa said:
Milano was just, you know, standing there.

And he picked off a cookie

Mystic Merlin · Sep 11, 2023

natpastime162 said:
Fuck Jason Whitlock (not sure that is him)

The dude giggling in the background

Lol that’s Damien Woody

luckiestman · Sep 11, 2023

rodderick said:
I'm fully expecting a Mike White appearance tonight somehow.

Next week against your guys

steveluck7 · Sep 11, 2023

natpastime162 said:
Fuck Jason Whitlock (not sure that is him)

The dude giggling in the background

That’s Damien Woody, no?

DJnVa · Sep 11, 2023

The new Progressive commercial about turning into your parents is well done. Again.

"Just because it's a fruit emoji doesn't mean it's referring to fruit."

Greg29fan · Sep 11, 2023

natpastime162 · Sep 11, 2023

Cellar-Door said:
honestly I thought it was him at first too, but it isn't

Yeah, my bad. As soon as I went back to check out the dude giggling in the background it was obvious.

mauidano · Sep 11, 2023

bosockboy · Sep 11, 2023

natpastime162 said:
At first glance I thought the one guy in the greeny photo was him and typed it impulsively.

It was Damien Woody.

Remagellan · Sep 11, 2023

luckiestman said:
Next week against your guys

Even though that would help the Pats immeasurably, I can't root for a Tua injury. The guy has gone through too much already.

CoffeeNerdness · Sep 11, 2023

Wonder if Wilson will wear his headband selling insurance next year.

ifmanis5 · Sep 11, 2023

View: https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/1701399883075223975

Aaron Rodgers lasted 1/1584th of a Scaramucci.

natpastime162 · Sep 11, 2023

So cold…

E5 Yaz · Sep 11, 2023

The two athletes revving up NY fans this week both injured. That's some karma

Commander Shears · Sep 11, 2023

rodderick said:
I'm fully expecting a Mike White appearance tonight somehow.

Things would have to get very weird since he’s a Dolphin now.

tims4wins · Sep 11, 2023

The Pats could go 0-17 for the next like 15 years and the Jets would still find a way for me to enjoy the NFL

Remagellan · Sep 11, 2023

mauidano said:
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In the immortal words of Dandy Don Meredith, "He's just saying, Number 1 in the nation."

SemperFidelisSox · Sep 11, 2023

Is that the guy from King of Queens?

ifmanis5 · Sep 11, 2023

Not quite butt fumble but what a night.
View: https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1701404624014422078

Seels · Sep 11, 2023

In the SOSH $ league I have London Higgins and Rodgers -- projected for about 50 points, combined have -1 points. Very cool.

rodderick · Sep 11, 2023

Commander Shears said:
Things would have to get very weird since he’s a Dolphin now.

tims4wins · Sep 11, 2023

Rodgers didn’t complete a pass and has a better rating than Wilson

ifmanis5 · Sep 11, 2023

He can still host Jeopardy! on one leg.

E5 Yaz · Sep 11, 2023

@richeisen
Just dreadful. And I don’t mean the bird flip the ESPN cameras just picked up from a Jets fan speaking for the entire fan base.

Remagellan · Sep 11, 2023

Seels said:
In the SOSH $ league I have London Higgins and Rodgers -- projected for about 50 points, combined have -1 points. Very cool.

Joe Burrow started for me yesterday, so I sympathize.

DJnVa · Sep 11, 2023

Aikman trying to be nice on the interception but.... "That's not from lack of practice that's just playing, you know, football."

Helmet Head · Sep 11, 2023

That Wilson pass was even worse than I initially thought

bosockboy · Sep 11, 2023

Ale Xander said:
Eisen isn’t a Rams or Chargers fan?

He grew up on Long Island.

E5 Yaz · Sep 11, 2023

Ale Xander said:
Eisen isn’t a Rams or Chargers fan?

Brooklyn born

Remagellan · Sep 11, 2023

DJnVa said:
Aikman trying to be nice on the interception but.... "That's not from lack of practice that's just playing, you know, football."

I watch the Manningcast, but Troy's candor has made him a better broadcaster.

E5 Yaz · Sep 11, 2023

Peyton at halftime

ifmanis5 · Sep 11, 2023

Ale Xander said:
Eisen isn’t a Rams or Chargers fan?

He's from Staten Island and is a Jets/Yankees fan.

Ed Hillel · Sep 11, 2023

E5 Yaz said:
Peyton at halftime

His Jets contract signing?

DeJesus Built My Hotrod · Sep 11, 2023

E5 Yaz said:
Peyton at halftime

also, prom night

DJnVa · Sep 11, 2023

Buck: Looks like a good pass by Allen.

Aikman: I think he wants that pass back.

Ed Hillel · Sep 11, 2023

What is Allen doing?

Remagellan · Sep 11, 2023

Yup, the Cam Newton comparisons are apt.

Bergs · Sep 11, 2023

If Mac Jones made that shit pass, this board would publicly call for his execution.

shawnrbu · Sep 11, 2023

Why are the Jets using a timeout?

rodderick · Sep 11, 2023

Allen is Brett Favre on steroids.

OnWisc · Sep 11, 2023

Did Allen think he was at the goal line?

natpastime162 · Sep 11, 2023

Jets fans should start a Caleb Williams chant

DJnVa · Sep 11, 2023

Bergs said:
If Mac Jones made that shit pass, this board would publicly call for his execution.

Other QBs make bad plays? The hell you say!

OurF'ingCity · Sep 11, 2023

What the hell is Allen doing?

DeJesus Built My Hotrod · Sep 11, 2023

shawnrbu said:
Why are the Jets using a timeout?

They need to give Wilson a chance to get or give the points back.

E5 Yaz · Sep 11, 2023

Who's the Jets emergency QB?

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