Knuckle Puckett

Sometimes I like to let my dictionary do the talking for me.<br /><br /><ul><li>Main Entry: <b>con·trar·i·an</b></li><li>Pronunciation: \kən-<i>ˈ</i>trer-ē-ən, kän-\</li><li>Function: <i>noun</i></li></ul><b>&quot;</b>A person who takes a <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/contrary" target="_blank">contrary</a> position or attitude.&quot;

"There's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God."
~Coach McGuirk