1/4: Penguins stink!

[Lose Remerswaal]

Have you ever been surrounded by penguins? Either at a zoo or Aquarium or maybe even in their natural habitat? They are ADORABLE, but they SMELL! Penguins eat a shit-ton of fish, and poop Everywhere and that shit SMELLS. You will smell penguins before you see them. They are fun, but OMG That Odor!

I bet Sidney Crosby smells horrible.

4PM Pacific time start today. On ESPN so I’ll be watching.

 

[LogansDad]

At least you know what they are.

 

[joe dokes]

At least you know what they are.

They are dastardly villains.

 

[ColdSoxPack]

No Poitras, eh.

 

[joe dokes]

No Poitras, eh.

Matt Poitras

, who was scheduled to travel back to Boston from Sweden Wednesday, will not be an option for Thursday’s game. Montgomery said the organization will “start discussing integration back into the lineup,” when the rookie center returns. The Bruins host the Lightning Saturday before a four-game trip beginning Monday in Colorado … On Thursday, the NHL will unveil the initial list of selections (one per team) for the 2024 All-Star Weekend, set for Feb. 1-3 in Toronto.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2024/01/03/sports/wherever-james-van-riemsdyk-gets-moved-bruins-lineup-he-works-out-just-fine/

 

[ColdSoxPack]

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2024/01/03/sports/wherever-james-van-riemsdyk-gets-moved-bruins-lineup-he-works-out-just-fine/

Thanks.

 

[Jordu]

Woooooooooooo!

 

[Murby]

Snort. That was funny. Marchand!

 

[cshea]

MARCHAND

 

[The Mort Report]

Man that was quick!

 

[The Mort Report]

Poor Sway

 

[patinorange]

Man that was quick!

So was that.

 

[cshea]

Grzelyck has been in the ice for about 8 billion goals against this season

 

[durandal1707]

The response to the response

 

[The Mort Report]

Poor Sway

x2

 

[Jordu]

This is nuts.

 

[Murby]

Quick reply is good. Gonna be a track meet, eh?

 

[katnado]

and So was that haha

 

[cshea]

Lohrei has been in the ice for about 7 billion goals against

 

[The Mort Report]

PASTA! Gonna be one of those games huh?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Are we in for a barn burner tonight?

 

[Bergs]

Alrighty then.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Pasta with the “Shake N’ Bake” move

 

[durandal1707]

Jesus christ

 

[Murby]

Well, that’s a yes….

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Did I miss anything?

 

[mostman]

Hell of a first game for my son.

 

[The Mort Report]

This fucking game.....

 

[patinorange]

WTF is going on?

 

[Bergs]

Fucking Carlo.

 

[durandal1707]

What the heck was Lindholm doing there?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Why has Lindholm been so bad, what happened?

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Stop the insanity

 

[katnado]

Bruins defensive play has been absolutely horrific tonight, covering nobody, out of position constantly.

 

[mostman]

They have zero ability to clear out loiterers in front of the net.

 

[tims4wins]

This game is drunk

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Swayman, my oh my…

 

[DeadlySplitter]

5 on 3 turns into 0 on 2. What a joke

 

[Curt S Loew]

This looks like an all star game. No D at all.

 

[The Mort Report]

This game is drunk

and apparently just did a line of coke

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

I officially hate the floating name tags over players whilst they are in the slot and it blocks the view of the goal.

 

[mostman]

20 shots on net in 11 minutes. Is that a lot?

 

[barclay]

Welcome to Breakdown City. INSANE. Entertaining in the worst way (so far).

 

[katnado]

They have zero ability to clear out loiterers in front of the net.

Yep, which is why Sway was trying to do it himself making him slow to reset on the goal that Gryz covered nobody on

 

[mostman]

Two defensemen playing the same side.

 

[The Mort Report]

Bergy is totally in game shape!

 

[cshea]

This is gonna end 3-2.

 

[barclay]

This is gonna end 13-12.

FTFY

 

[mostman]

This is fucking embarrassing.

 

[durandal1707]

Vodka in the water bottles