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The spelling and pronunciation of Panfers will likely vary as the @cshea Mai Tai count increases. Someone should probably track the data and make a scatter plot.

I dislike the Pamnfers. But I like the 9th game of Matt Poitras’ season.

Win please.
 

BostonFanInCanesLand

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Apparently Heinen led the stretch at the end of the morning skate.

The lines were:

Marchand-Zacha-Pastrnak
van Riemsdyk-Coyle-DeBrusk
Frederic-Poitras-Geekie
Heinen-Beecher-Steen

Grzelcyk-McAvoy
Lindholm-Carlo
Forbort-Shattenkirk
 

Over Guapo Grande

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<98.5> This team is too selfish with the puck. In the last game they had 4 goals, but only two assists. Usually you see teams with 8 assists in those games.
'YOU'RE RIGHT MIKE!! JUST WAIT TIL THEY GET TO THE PLAYOFFS!!"
'Same old Bruins Tony'
"TOTALLY MIKE!! SAME OLD BRUINS!!!"
</98.5>
 

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<98.5> This team is too selfish with the puck. In the last game they had 4 goals, but only two assists. Usually you see teams with 8 assists in those games.
'YOU'RE RIGHT MIKE!! JUST WAIT TIL THEY GET TO THE PLAYOFFS!!"
'Same old Bruins Tony'
"TOTALLY MIKE!! SAME OLD BRUINS!!!"
</98.5>
I want to strangle those guys, they are worthless. I couldn't imagine wanting to hate watch my own team. Like so many out there looking for clicks, context doesn't matter
 
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Salem's Lot

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I want to strangle those guys, they are worthless. I couldn't imagine wanting to hate watch my own team. Like so many out there looking for clicks, context doesn't matter
I had the misfortune of being in a truck with a co-worker who had it on the other day. Felger’s rant was that the roster construction sucks because they have two number one goalies and no number one center. And Sweeney sucks/has no balls because he didn’t trade Swayman for the magical number 1 center fairy tale that was available this summer for a package of Ullmark, DeBrusk, non- 1st round picks, and prospects that no one will miss. Like number one centers aren’t the most valuable commodity in the game, and you usually need a top five pick to get one, right Mike.

And apparently DeBrusk is a lush that stays up all partying because of something that Mike, and you’re right Mike! Inferred from a column 6 months ago.
 

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I had the misfortune of being in a truck with a co-worker who had it on the other day. Felger’s rant was that the roster construction sucks because they have two number one goalies and no number one center. And Sweeney sucks/has no balls because he didn’t trade Swayman for the magical number 1 center fairy tale that was available this summer for a package of Ullmark, DeBrusk, non- 1st round picks, and prospects that no one will miss. Like number one centers aren’t the most valuable commodity in the game, and you usually need a top five pick to get one, right Mike.
Yeah i had the unfortunate chance to listen to that awful goalie rant about wanting them to hate each other, not be friends and pull for each other because he wanted only one number 1 even though we have two. So dumb
 

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Never been to a Patriots game thread, eh?
Haha true, I'm in there, but usually only post when something like a TO or TD happens, but 2-5 new pages will come up each refresh. I feel like we are usually pretty good in here. To me the ones I find funniest are bitching about national announcers in the C's threads
 

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In other news - I was just told I have to make brownies for 6th graders. So, yeah, kid-safe brownies.

Little one wants them Halloween-shaped, so I will just make them thin schmears. Because, really, when someone sees a ghost, it is usually just a fleeting image/whisp of something, right? Except for Sam Darnold, but that is for another forum.
 

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In other news - I was just told I have to make brownies for 6th graders. So, yeah, kid-safe brownies.

Little one wants them Halloween-shaped, so I will just make them thin schmears. Because, really, when someone sees a ghost, it is usually just a fleeting image/whisp of something, right? Except for Sam Darnold, but that is for another forum.
Doesn't your supermarket have Halloween shaped cookies and brownies?
 

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Felger is a Boob, but Jake does need to get going. 2 assists so far ain't gonna cut it. I am looking to him to start it up (as Jagger would sing).
 

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I was holding my breath that whole PK assuming Jack/Brick extolling the ridiculous PK we've had thus far had jinxed it.
 

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I don't usually pay much mind to shots on goal but in this case the 18-6 discrepancy says it all
 

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This is ugly. Bruins are getting dominated in all three zones — flat-footed. Ullmark is the only guy who showed up so far.
 

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I don't usually pay much mind to shots on goal but in this case the 18-6 discrepancy says it all
No they’re getting their asses kicked this period. Losing every puck battle. They look slow and soft. Someone has to challenge some guys in that room between periods. Show some leadership.
 
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No they’re getting their asses licked this period. Losing every puck battle. They look slow and soft. Someone has to challenge some guys in that room between periods. Show some leadership.
They are getting "out-everythinged" and, given last year, it's giving me PTSD. Now to go look for my gummies....
 

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This is when they need a someone in the room to tell them they’re all playing like a bunch of whimps and get out of your own head, start skating and fucking hit somebody.
 

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right here
I hate changing the lines like he did.
a. Poitras' gotta learn
2. His linemates or the d-men can help if needed
iii. Just because you're on a different line doesn't mean you can't do something about it if needed.

It just reeks of - I don't know. Desperation. Reactive rather than proactive. Letting the other team dictate terms. Something.
I feel the same way when home teams are so worried about matching lines that they never get a good rotation and flow.
Just play the game.