2024 NFL Draft 1st round gamethread: Maye the odds be ever in your favor WITH SPOILERS

[Bowser]

I’ve got the Bears taking Williams here.

Dude, no spoilers.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Let's go, Bears -- make the effin pick

 

[tims4wins]

Because he's drunk.

This isn’t untrue.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Daniels is going to be a good NFL QB. Not sure about the other two but I kind of feel like that kid has something special. Let's put a pin in that for six years or so and come back to it.

I've been agnostic but even though I have zero ability to evaluate my feeling is that I'd like him most of all.

 

[OnWisc]

The team staff congratulating themselves over the first pick is pretty funny. “Can’t believe we got him!”

 

[Nator]

Because he's drunk.

"Twisted Tea, it's what you drink when you're already drunk."

 

[Ale Xander]

Pick one goes off at 8:19

 

[tims4wins]

OMG Williams!!!

 

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

Shocker

 

[EddieYost]

Remember that time when the Lions superstar player retired early.

 

[McBride11]

What was the black uniform on Star Trek for? Not engineering or med

 

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

Williams has a zip up sportsjacket.

 

[AlNipper49]

I’m in the spoiler thread because they insist on taking the full 15 to announce a pick that’s been known for four months. Fuck whoever put this together

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I bet he'll be very high maintenance. Pass.

 

[patinorange]

I guess I understand the TV appeal and the cottage industry that has grown up around the draft. Lots of money, lots of commercials, lots of interest. What I can't wrap my head around is actually getting in the car and attending this made for TV event. What the hell is that about? It looks like there are thousands of people there.

 

[ifmanis5]

What was the black uniform on Star Trek for? Not engineering or med

Section 31?

 

[Red Averages]

BB breakdowns on each pick… great googaly moogaly

 

[Reverend]

Overproduced or not, I do like the annual Goodell booing.

I can’t find it now, but back in the Inside the Pylon days, I put together a video of all 32 fan bases booing Goodell.

 

[BusRaker]

I think the common perception of BB is that of a mean, quiet, old boring uncle that starts to drop the F-bomb and become interesting after a couple of scotch and waters.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

BB not loving the Caleb doing his Mac Jones impression on that one play.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

What was the black uniform on Star Trek for? Not engineering or med

Toilets and food safety I think.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Crash Davis did a good job with Caleb.

 

[cshea]

Bill’s breakdowns are fantastic. Doesn’t love Caleb.

 

[j44thor]

I’m in the spoiler thread because they insist on taking the full 15 to announce a pick that’s been known for four months. Fuck whoever put this together

What is funny is it has been 10mins since 2007 yet many of us are just learning that today, myself included. Guess when you never draft top 10 you don't pay as much attention to how long picks are taking.

 

[Caspir]

Now is the time to spend on WR, Edge and/or OT while they have (hopefully) a cheap QB room. If they can execute this for a R2 pick next year or a R3 pick this year, I'd be pumped.

Exactly. This team has cap space and a rookie quarterback contract. Get some fucking talent in here.

 

[McBride11]

Section 31?

Guess we know which team Caleb is on

 

[Gash Prex]

BB breakdowns on each pick… great googaly moogaly

actual football breakdowns and not just hype videos

 

[dirtynine]

Did they always say Common Draft Era this much?

 

[Red Averages]

Bill’s breakdowns are fantastic. Doesn’t love Caleb.

He’s going to make every player seem terrible and I’m here for it.

The reality is he’s actually giving you balance and telling you what to watch.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

What would Dan Snyder have done with this pick?

 

[Obscure Name]

Better than Lamar. LMAO good luck.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Is Belichick on NFL Network?

 

[jsinger121]

Patriots are on the clock

 

[EddieYost]

Get this clown off

 

[Red Averages]

How hard is it to offer an NFL opinion with BB 2 feet away. You are never going to sound smart.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

What would Dan Snyder have done with this pick?

Sexually harassed it.

 

[Caspir]

Who is the fucking idiot on Pat’s show pretending Caleb is “Mahomes and Rogers” and the best player he’s evaluated in 42 years? What a dunce.

 

[ifmanis5]

Did they always say Common Draft Era this much?

Yes and also "the Annual Player Selection Meeting."

 

[teddykgb]

Maybe. But it’s also just genuine. He has always been about ignoring the noise and doing your job. For Bill that’s being absorbed in his passion - all things football.

Well he’s a saint for not standing up and strangling this fake Mel Kiper because the joke was dead 20 minutes ago and standing up and breaking g a chair over his head would be the best thing BB has ever done and that includes all the super bowls

 

[Seels]

I don't love Caleb either. Seems like a high floor low ceiling guy. Poor man's Russell Wilson.

 

[Caspir]

Can’t wait to see BB discuss the Pat’s pick.

 

[BostonFanInCanesLand]

The pick IS IN

 

[RedOctober3829]

Here we go….Daniels is the 2 pick

 

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

I hate how they wait so long after the pick is in to actually announce it.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Damn.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Go get Maye and let's all get some sleep.

 

[Gash Prex]

Alright Pats - Drake Maye or ???

 

[jtn46]

LFG ty Washington

 

[ElcaballitoMVP]

Alright, here we go

 

[McBride11]

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

 

[kartvelo]

Love the boos for Goodell

 

[BillMuellerFanClub]

Who is the fucking idiot on Pat’s show pretending Caleb is “Mahomes and Rogers” and the best player he’s evaluated in 42 years? What a dunce.

It's a bit. He's Mad Mel Kiper.