3/29/24 - Red Sox at Mariners

[Rovin Romine]

Well, Cora has shown confidence in him by not PHing for him in this situation.

So I'm sure it will be different when it happens again.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

And furthermore, what sort of grown-ass man calls himself “Bobby”. You’re not eight years old anymore, Bobby.

Robittibob?

 

[Harry Hooper]

Can Wink go two innings

Yes, should not be an issue

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Okay, here we go.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

No PR of Wong?

 

[LogansDad]

TAKE A STRIKE

 

[RS2004foreever]

Duran looks like an early 80's new wave artist

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I want some value for Dalbec after all the FFS moments we’ve had to watch for the last 3 years. Would a little league team take him as like a player coach, and maybe in return the LL team buys the Sox players an ice cream after a really good game?

I would trade him for cold cuts. And not even good ones like turkey. Or ham. I would take pimento loaf.

 

[Rasputin]

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One of two Red Sox managers I have loathed the instant their hiring was announced.

 

[E5 Yaz]

If Stanek pitched to Dalbec ...

 

[103mph Screwball]

I like this guy a lot more than Kirby's Dreamland

 

[LogansDad]

I would trade him for cold cuts. And not even good ones like turkey. Or ham. I would take pimento loaf.

Dude. That might be the meanest thing ever said on this site.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

I would trade him for cold cuts. And not even good ones like turkey. Or ham. I would take pimento loaf.

Head cheese? ,liver-wurst? Batter-wurst?

 

[E5 Yaz]

One of two Red Sox managers I have loathed the instant their hiring was announced.

Joe Kerrigan?

 

[patinorange]

Should have bunted.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

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What would you prefer? Bobby Dalbec comes up representing the tying run with two outs in the 7th inning or later twice per week all season long… or Bobby Valentine takes over as interim manager for two weeks in late-August thru early September?

 

[LogansDad]

Ugh. Perfect pitch to K Duran.

 

[Harry Hooper]

One of two Red Sox managers I have loathed the instant their hiring was announced.

I was right there with you. Who was the other one?

 

[CR67dream]

I would trade him for cold cuts. And not even good ones like turkey. Or ham. I would take pimento loaf.

Shit, I'd take condiments. Store brand yellow mustard and a nearly expired bottle of Heinz would get it done.

 

[LynnRice75]

Duran looks like an early 80's new wave artist

One that never had any hits.

 

[RS2004foreever]

Of course that was foul..

 

[strek1]

What would you prefer? Bobby Dalbec comes up representing the tying run with two outs in the 7th inning or later twice per week all season long… or Bobby Valentine takes over as interim manager for two weeks in late-August thru early September?

Can I just stick pins in my eyes instead?

 

[mikeford]

getting hit with a pitch and just exploding.

i think we'd all be fine with this for Bobby

 

[LogansDad]

FUCK

 

[103mph Screwball]

It's Masa time

 

[LogansDad]

2-0 on everyone and they still can't do anything. Awful game.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Shit, I'd take condiments. Store brand yellow mustard and a nearly expired bottle of Heinz would get it done.

The judges were looking for last year's True Made ketchup.

 

[teddykgb]

I can’t wait to see how Bobby Dalbec kills this 2 out rally

 

[CR67dream]

2-0 on everyone and they still can't do anything. Awful game.

That's better!

 

[RS2004foreever]

Stanek looks like the guy from eastbound and down

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Masa’s aggressiveness pays off.

You don’t walk your way off the island I guess.

 

[bosockboy]

Story needs his first huge Sox moment.

 

[SoxinSeattle]

Guaranteed Stanek has a couple jet skis on a trailer hooked up to his car right now.

 

[CR67dream]

Tell me a happy Story....

 

[RS2004foreever]

Wow a 99 mph sinker
No way this ends well

 

[LogansDad]

Munoz is a really tough matchup for Story.

 

[canyoubelieveit]

Wild pitch please

 

[Harry Hooper]

Hanging slider...but way up and out of the zone.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Not running for Yoshida here?

 

[CR67dream]

Nasty 3-1 slider,

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Damn, nice pick.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

lame

 

[patinorange]

Story hasn't looked great so far.

 

[LogansDad]

God damn it

 

[CR67dream]

Dammit.

 

[103mph Screwball]

Story still washed

 

[patinorange]

I can’t wait to see how Bobby Dalbec kills this 2 out rally

Still time.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Munoz found the feel for the slider in the middle of the at bat. Sucks.

 

[LynnRice75]

Grrr. Lots of runners left at third (or halfway to home) in these first two games.

 

[MikeM]

Not feeling this is gonna be a good Story. Certainly not as a 4 hitter either.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Must be pretty annoying to be so bad against one specific pitch that nobody ever has to throw you anything different.