3.31 - Easter Funday

[brandonchristensen]

Oh cool...Joelly.

 

[brandonchristensen]

And if we do, he' s not FA eligible until 2030.

Jesus. That's wild.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

How do you even get your hands inside to hit that?

No clue. I'm surprised it didn't come up and hit him in the face.

 

[CR67dream]

This should be fun.

 

[JM3]

I do declare, we may have something here in this Weissert fellow.

View: https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1774558245224354296

 

[Beomoose]

Cora hoping 4 is the magic number for JR

 

[simplicio]

This should be fun.

The game or the thread?

 

[CR67dream]

The game or the thread?

Yes.

 

[brandonchristensen]

O'Neill is the new Duvall.

Let's hope he doesn't get some random injury and derail everything, too.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

If you don't like Tyler O'Neill, you don't like baseball itself.

 

[CR67dream]

Actually, O'Neil is quite fun....

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Crawford is slick.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/panther-panther-burning-bright-6356578

 

[absintheofmalaise]

This team having speed is kind of fun.

 

[Harry Hooper]

So ah the starting pitching eh? Maybe there *were* actual baseball reasons to not going hard after Montgomery.

A bit early to call the election result, especially given this.

 

[CR67dream]

Make me look stupid, Joely.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

not even close to out of the zone

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Fucking ruining baseball.

 

[CR67dream]

Oh my

 

[TrotNixonRing]

A bit early to call the election result, especially given this.

no totally but it is interesting

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Good thing Bernardino is down on the farm.

 

[simplicio]

A bit early to call the election result, especially given this.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Warning: NSFJ

 

[patinorange]

Cora is messing with us.

 

[YTF]

Sucks when a strikeout turns into a walk.

 

[CR67dream]

Joely fucked over and so were we.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

I can’t hate on Joely for that performance. Blue took it away.

 

[Harry Hooper]

no totally but it is interesting

Yes,great to see the whole rotation doing it.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Somewhere Dave Bush is furiously kicking his own ass.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

 

[CR67dream]

NOW you're a big leaguer, kid!!

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Have to go feed my dog. Anyone need anything while I’m up?

 

[Papo The Snow Tiger]

I’m glad the kid won’t have an indeterminate ERA.

 

[CR67dream]

Fuck you Blue.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Seattle has pitched Yoshida the same all series. Up and in on his hands. He can’t lay off it and everything is weak contact to the right side.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Slaten made short work of those fools.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Whoah, that was so fast I would consider starting Slaten int he 9th..

 

[Harry Hooper]

Clean Slaten

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Slaten is going to be a great get.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Whoah, that was so fast I would consider starting Slaten int he 9th..

Save eligible.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Reese with the slick piece.

 

[TrotNixonRing]

Has Jizzy McGuire been offered up as a nickname before?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Duran should go here. I know that Raffi is up but get in scoring position.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Has Jizzy McGuire been offered up as a nickname before?

You're a couple of years late to the McGuire discussion on nicknames.

 

[TrotNixonRing]

I know it’s early but man it looks like credit is due with this ‘pen.

 

[JCizzle]

Feels like a series last year’s team finds a way to lose all 4. Very happy with a split to open the west coast! Life!

 

[AMS25]

Water.

 

[LogansDad]

Wow!!

 

[Beomoose]

Split! Could be worse!

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

2 1/3 innings, 15 pitches, 12 for strikes. Wow.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Fuck yeah! Dirty water. 2 - 2 start to the road trip.