4/1 - Baltimore @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS

[kieckeredinthehead]

Would the 2023 Red Sox beat the 2012 Red Sox in a 7 game series?

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Should be 7-4 right now.

With no one out, and Orioles middle relievers warming up.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Raffy came off the bag. Slow coming down the line.

Yeah, he did some weird stuff approaching first base

 

[budcrew08]

How many other teams have looked this bad two games in? I can’t think of any except maybe the Athletics?

 

[twibnotes]

Hard to talk luck on that raffy play - down 4 is a lousy time to go for a borderline double

 

[Ale Xander]

Rally time

 

[S. H. Frog]

That shit was just jacked as hell

 

[BornToRun]

I’m happy they’re not giving up. I’m pissed that they’re setting us up for another cocktease

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

The new guys have been awesome

 

[LynnRice75]

Halfway to the cycle with the hardest two out of the way.

 

[strek1]

OK that's better. Too bad it's not 7-6

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

This is better

 

[Blizzard of 1978]

17 runs and 9 stolen bases allowed in 12 innings.

9 stolen bases against the Red Sox in 2 games. Seems like the Orioles were better prepared with the new larger bases than our beloved Red Sox.

 

[mauidano]

Duvie! Damn! We are right back in this thing.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Did Yoshida get the Ross from Friends teeth whitening?

Boom for Duvall!

 

[Kliq]

DUUUUVALLLLL!!!

 

[Archer1979]

Duvall halfway through the cycle!!!

 

[Remagellan]

Well, at least it's a game again--for now.

 

[Harry Hooper]

The 1999 ASG derby balls have somehow been slipped into this game.

 

[BornToRun]

Well, at least it's a game again--for now.

Unleash the Brasier

 

[TimScribble]

Credit to Kevin Youkilis for pronouncing Louisville correctly.

 

[HomeBrew1901]

Pitch clock and pace of the game is definitely going to bring me back to watching baseball

for the past decade I couldn’t commit to 3-4 hour games

 

[shawnrbu]

Youk is embarrassing.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

This has the feel of Thursday’s game.

 

[strek1]

First Trupe of the year

 

[JOBU]

I’m back in baby.

 

[BornToRun]

I’m gonna settle in to see where this goes. I reserve the right to stomp off in anger, for real this time!, later.

 

[WrenHorn]

Which shitbag reliever do I get to watch this inning?

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Where did that wind go on Casas's fly ball? Even the wind is woking against us.

 

[Beomoose]

Duvall is the heart of this offense

I wasn't joshin'

 

[Doc Zero]

Which shitbag reliever do I get to watch this inning?

Chris Sale

 

[budcrew08]

Unleash the Brasier

You mean Kelly?

 

[EricFeczko]

This has the feel of Thursday’s game.

This has the feel of the last few years. Since 2020, the Red Sox have had one of the worst starting staffs (bottom-10) in allowing runs and one of the best lineups in producing runs (top-10). 2023 continues this trend.

 

[Kliq]

Duvall is a very streaky hitter. Him getting off to a hot start is huge, especially with Story out of the lineup for the first few months.

 

[BornToRun]

You mean Kelly?

I mean Kill Me

 

[Whoop-La White]

Duvall was off balance on that swing and still launched it

 

[mr_smith02]

Yeah, he did some weird stuff approaching first base

It looked like he was limping as he approached first base, then he turned it on. Oof

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Zack Kelly again?

 

[Norm loves Vera]

Im watching Rocky on Sundance after the game went 7-1. I will come back to the game when he hugs Adrian. Good vibes intact again.

 

[HomeBrew1901]

Youk is embarrassing.

Is he worse than Jim Palmer and the other guy I have to listen to?

Legit question. I can’t imagine Youk is any good but is he as bad as most I have to listen to

 

[BornToRun]

This is either gonna be a tease where they fight back and fall short, a la Thursday, or one of those weird games where one team falls behind big early but goes nuclear with the bats and wins like 13-7 anyway.

 

[Rovin Romine]

I am following this one remotely and sporadically. Looks like a mess. Dinner is good though at Kush. Mango beer, alligator bites, Cuban sandwich.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Man our pitching sucks.

 

[BornToRun]

I am following this one remotely and sporadically. Looks like a mess. Dinner is good though at Kush. Mango beer, alligator bites, Cuban sandwich.

This is the most Florida thing I’ve ever read.

 

[S. H. Frog]

Nice play at third, but otherwise ugh

 

[JOBU]

Sigh

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Another great shutdown inning.

 

[RIrooter09]

I am following this one remotely and sporadically. Looks like a mess. Dinner is good though at Kush. Mango beer, alligator bites, Cuban sandwich.

Not going for the burger at Kush?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM! (at third)

 

[Moviegoer]

So basically neither the Sox or the Orioles have any pithing.