4/3 - Pittsburgh @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS PART TROIS

[Redkluzu]

WOWSER

 

[DeadlySplitter]

I love BABIP!

 

[BornToRun]

HOT DAMN!

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Man, this offense.

As I said.

 

[S. H. Frog]

Crunchity cruch cruch go the bats

 

[reggiecleveland]

LOL flirts with Pesky pole twice

 

[Merkle's Boner]

Wow!!! This fuckin team!

 

[DJnVa]

I’d like to see Casas open his account with a bomb, but I’m greedy

Greed is good.

 

[GPO Man]

This team can RAKE!

 

[bluefenderstrat]

El Cheapo! MORE FLASHING LIGHTS

 

[Red(s)HawksFan]

Man AWFUL luck for Casas

It turned around for him.

 

[strek1]

OUTSTANDING!!!

 

[mauidano]

I’d like to see Casas open his account with a bomb, but I’m greedy

Ask and ye shall receive!!!

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

I’d like to see Casas open his account with a bomb, but I’m greedy

There you go you greedy son of a bitch.

 

[chrisfont9]

Our customary nine runs is starting to look like a bad outcome

 

[Beomoose]

I’d like to see Casas open his account with a bomb, but I’m greedy

I like the cut of your jib

 

[simplicio]

I like the way Casas makes adjustments

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

This team sure can hit

 

[soxin6]

Their pitching is even worse than the Sox

 

[DJnVa]

That dude better give up the ball.

 

[Don Buddin's GS]

The Masa/Casas double dip

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Umm ok. This team is something lol

 

[Merkle's Boner]

There you go you greedy son of a bitch.

My job is done here

 

[pokey_reese]

Who needs pitching?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

It looked like they are having trouble convincing that fan to give up Yoshida’s homerun ball.

 

[Red(s)HawksFan]

Well, the Pirates have one outfielder who can catch.

 

[GPO Man]

To think we could get Story back at some point this summer.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

OK, let's play a clean inning defensively.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

That dude better give up the ball.

They’ll throw in halfsies on a pizza with Lenny, that will get it done.

 

[BornToRun]

kike definitely wanted to join in on the fun

 

[InsideTheParker]

It looked like they are having trouble convincing that fan to give up Yoshida’s homerun ball.

Maybe the price would be higher on the internet?

 

[Rovin Romine]

Turned on the game just now. . .can't miss an inning with this team.

 

[catomatic]

My totally shitty Google Translate skills suggest a Home Run in Spanish could be “Casa Correr” - any truth to this?

 

[Soxaholic]

2 through 6 in this lineup rules so hard

 

[DJnVa]

Such a long first inning!! Thought games would be faster!!

 

[rodderick]

kike definitely wanted to join in on the fun

Dude wanted to hit an Adrian Beltre homer.

 

[chrisfont9]

Yoshida bomb: 104.6mph Exit Velo, 26 degrees, 390 feet

 

[pk1627]

Looks like my hope for 5 Sox hr’s was asking low.

 

[GPO Man]

Thanks Yoshida for the avatar!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Maybe the price would be higher on the internet?

eBay Japan might fetch a fortune.

 

[Joe D Reid]

My wife is furious about the light show; must remember to mention in future vow renewal.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

That was a good result with the change-up. But it wasn’t a good change-up.

 

[reggiecleveland]

Oh boy

 

[bluefenderstrat]

Juiced ball season!

 

[S. H. Frog]

Damn, man, smashy-poo

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Bryan Reynolds can flat mash.

 

[OurF'ingCity]

What’s the MLB record on combined runs scored and allowed in a season?

 

[DJnVa]

First one to 20 wins.

 

[canderson]

Worst pitching and best offense in MLB history - all on one team!

That ball was a bomb

 

[patinorange]

Worst pitching and best offense in MLB history - all on one team!

That ball was a bomb

And the meatballiest of meatballs.