Game 7
Hoped for a sweep against the Bucs.
The way it happened kind of sucks.
We’re quite upset collectively.
Want proof? Just look below and see
A poem made up of things we said
in Wednesday’s not-so-cheery thread.
Twenty-six angry things we wrote.
Perhaps I even used your quote!
“Is Duvall hurt? Why would he sit?”
“rancid baseball’ “TERRIBLE SHIT”
“Listless” “Gonna be a long day.”
“Benny Hill” “bruuuuuuutal” “brain-dead play”
“Kluber has nothing.” “more poor D.”
“This blows” “buzzkill GIDP”
“Wong did not go after that ball.”
“Can't catch a break today at all.”
“Oof” “What the ever loving hell?”
“As bad as deer ticks” “LOL.”
“SMASH ONE THE FUCK ON OUT OF HERE.”
“Jesus Christ, guys.” “Worse than last year.”
“Keystone cops.” “Damn fuck fuck fuck fuck”
“Donkey punched by the Pirates.” “Yuck.”
We’re on the road now. Time to play.
What will we get on this Sale Day?
Something new or more of the same?
Let’s go Sox. There’s Tigers to tame.
Hoped for a sweep against the Bucs.
The way it happened kind of sucks.
We’re quite upset collectively.
Want proof? Just look below and see
A poem made up of things we said
in Wednesday’s not-so-cheery thread.
Twenty-six angry things we wrote.
Perhaps I even used your quote!
“Is Duvall hurt? Why would he sit?”
“rancid baseball’ “TERRIBLE SHIT”
“Listless” “Gonna be a long day.”
“Benny Hill” “bruuuuuuutal” “brain-dead play”
“Kluber has nothing.” “more poor D.”
“This blows” “buzzkill GIDP”
“Wong did not go after that ball.”
“Can't catch a break today at all.”
“Oof” “What the ever loving hell?”
“As bad as deer ticks” “LOL.”
“SMASH ONE THE FUCK ON OUT OF HERE.”
“Jesus Christ, guys.” “Worse than last year.”
“Keystone cops.” “Damn fuck fuck fuck fuck”
“Donkey punched by the Pirates.” “Yuck.”
We’re on the road now. Time to play.
What will we get on this Sale Day?
Something new or more of the same?
Let’s go Sox. There’s Tigers to tame.