5/12: Clip Their Wings

[chrisfont9]

Can somebody hit it hard, please? He’s got nothing you can’t hit.

Second time through the order should be better maybe.

 

[BornToRun]

Yeeeikes

 

[derekson]

What the fuck kind of strike call was that???!?!!?

 

[strek1]

What the fuck kind of strike call was that???!?!!?

A really bad one

 

[chrisfont9]

I get that he's calling it both ways but that was never in the zone.

 

[BornToRun]

Need to tattoo this fucker the second time around.

 

[Beomoose]

Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Wake?

 

[derekson]

Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Wake?

 

[Moviegoer]

Well, no inning ending double play. So, progress, I guess?

 

[strek1]

Adam Wainwright is a washed up, held on for too long bucket of stale poop. Kick his ass.

Not so washed up he can't hold down the offense one time through.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Wake?

Be glad he wasn't talking about DeJongs bat knob.

 

[budcrew08]

For having not pitched in the major league for 2+ years, Paxton looks pretty good.

 

[The Filthy One]

He's dotting that fastball inside.

 

[derekson]

98 on the inside, damn

 

[chrisfont9]

Wow, he's painting now.

 

[LesterFan]

Missed Strike 3

 

[twibnotes]

Dare i say…this is somewhat promising

 

[chrisfont9]

Heh, dunno about that one, but when you're hot, you get the calls.

 

[derekson]

Missed Strike 3

Ball 2 should've been a strike though

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Even an optimistic fan like me didn't expect this out of him today. This is really encouraging.

 

[budcrew08]

Nootbaar all confused: calling it for both pitchers there, time to adjust

 

[Moviegoer]

Well, if the ump is gonna ring up Valdez on that pitch, then I feel little better that he's being consistent at least.

 

[Beomoose]

For having not pitched in the major league for 2+ years, Paxton looks pretty good.

Other than having the least intimidating stare-in since Herschel Krustofsky, he's doing well.

 

[moretsyndrome]

Can an ump just tap out? Like, just tell the other guys that you just don’t have it tonight and ask to move over to third or something.

 

[LynnRice75]

Getting a few calls, but Paxton looks great.
Hope we start hitting before it’s too late.

 

[Blizzard of 1978]

The BIg Maple looking good!

 

[Beomoose]

Stop talking to this kid I beg you

 

[derekson]

If the Red Sox are serious about the Foundation efforts, why don't they do the broadcast without commercials and do these interviews for it during that time?

 

[Moviegoer]

Curious what kind of double play Turner will manage here.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Are they growing weed up there?

 

[strek1]

Jeez, do the game please.

 

[strek1]

Do your thing Raffy! (NO, not THAT thing)

 

[twibnotes]

Wow

that’s a brutal call in our favor

 

[LesterFan]

Turner got lucky there.

 

[patinorange]

Wow. This ump

 

[The Filthy One]

This ump is all over the place.

 

[fenwaypaul]

My god, this plate ump is terrible.

 

[chrisfont9]

Wow. What a horrible night this ump is having.

 

[Moviegoer]

Uhh, okay...

 

[derekson]

Shitty strike zone swings our way

 

[budcrew08]

This ump is getting his ass kicked on both sides

 

[derekson]

Raffy..........

 

[patinorange]

Nice AB after the walk.

 

[InsideTheParker]

If the Red Sox are serious about the Foundation efforts, why don't they do the broadcast without commercials and do these interviews for it during that time?

Good one. They would probably tell you the ads pay the bills.

 

[moretsyndrome]

Can an ump just tap out? Like, just tell the other guys that you just don’t have it tonight and ask to move over to third or something.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

If the Red Sox are serious about the Foundation efforts, why don't they do the broadcast without commercials and do these interviews for it during that time?

You make a compelling point, derekson. They love money too much, I guess.

 

[budcrew08]

Duran comes through!

 

[derekson]

DURAN DURAN

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Need to tattoo this fucker the second time around.

Your lips, God's ears.

 

[fenwaypaul]

Duran, my man!