Game 93
An 8 to 3 win, topping the Cubs.
5 homers over the wall (and shrubs,)
proved that we’re not just a bunch of schlubs,
and made up for all our All-Star snubs.
Our lineup looks great: starters and subs.
(Like TLC: We don’t want no scrubs.)
We’re improving in baseball’s three hubs:
Good pitching! Great hitting! Fewer flubs!
We’re putting the fear in other clubs,
smiling like dogs getting belly rubs,
looking as smooth as old Levi Stubbs,
locking games up like Crockett and Tubbs,
forsaking the ells, wracking up dubs.
Let’s win again and go hit the pubs!