9/29 - Shiny Happy People
- Thread starter absintheofmalaise
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Tell me you're not watching the game without telling me you're not watching the game.
You haven’t heard? We’re trading Cora to the Guardians for their entire draft
Not just that guy. They showed another dude in the outfield who gave me retired LEO vibes.
NESN showed Story indicating a security guy fucked his elbow up. They then showed said security guy being walked through the Sox dugout and down the tunnel (being patted on the proverbial back by lots of Sox guys as he came through). He was certainly in pain and holding on to his elbow, and was (best guess) in his early 60's. He struck me as a guy used to being a tough guy. Combine that with the job, and I had LEO vibes; I could obviously be wrong. They showed another security guy talking his spot (I think) behind the outfield wall, and he struck me similarly, though I did not rewind to get a better guess on his age.
Either way, "Stadium security is college kids and the supervisors are mostly 25-35 year olds" as a blanket characterization was about as wrong as one can get.
Hope* the beatdown he gets doesn't involve permanent injury or faculty loss.
* Not really.
Neither is being a drunken piece of shit storming a field in the middle of a ball game, directly leading to injury of a ballpark employee...and doing so wearing the gear of my fucking team.
FUCK. THAT. GUY.
Balmer should hire security guards with better agility
And the game was irrelevant to both teams and it was at the end and he was having some fun
And the game was irrelevant to both teams and it was at the end and he was having some fun
In a year full of truly bizarre takes from you, I wish this one took the cake. But you've posted worse. In the last 48 hours (though I believe that was deleted)
If A then B is not the same as if B then A.
I didn't "wish for it"
However, I didn't "wish against it"*
Get the difference?
You, however, seem perfectly happy to wave away youthful indiscretions while blaming victims for being "not flexible enough."
Again, get the difference?
*Also, my "wishes" have 0.000000000000% impact on events in the real world.
Without having watched the game, when I first read this I thought you were saying Trevor Story's elbow got fucked up by a security guy. Given Story's history, that interpretation is totally plausible.
The way the season has gone, he'll get a hit to drive in 100 on Sunday, he'll get pulled for a PR, then they'll change the scoring to an error and he'll finish with 99.
Also not true about Fenway. Many of those guys have been there 20+ years.
Maybe you meant the Columbia/Princeton guards?
Spoke too soon: Crawford edges out Pivetta with a 4.036 ERA vs. Pivetta's 4.037.