Beat the Giants today Avril 30

[The Filthy One]

I don't have any data on this, but I feel like Red Sox teams with a ginger on them are just better.

 

[Sprowl]

In case you were wondering, Criswell now has a lower ERA than staff ace Logan Webb.

Have we gushed enough over Breslow/Bailey for identifying low-profile starting pitchers? I'm ready to gush some more. Criswell fits the never-a-four-seam-fastball model to a T.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Pleasant game. I'm not even pissed off about the interview.

In case you were wondering, Criswell now has a lower ERA than staff ace Logan Webb.

Criswell has been Amazing!
The other Cooper just took a pitch down the middle and went after one that almost hit him.

 

[staz]

Bobby D can do that.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Cooper took the idea of "replacing" Dalbec too literally

 

[The Filthy One]

Webb is officially qualified to be a major league umpire.

 

[budcrew08]

Two strikeouts for Cooper? What a bum! /s

 

[strek1]

Webb is legally blind? Is this a first - both the pitcher and HP Ump blind?

 

[LogansDad]

Oh fuck you, blue

 

[strek1]

Two strikeouts for Cooper? What a bum! /s

That one was a legit K. The first one was the blind Ump.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Webb’s got jet lag.

 

[simplicio]

Ump PLEASE

 

[Sprowl]

Second string Giants announcers tonight, and they don’t think the Sox hits are very “deserved”.

He that rageth against BABIP shall suffer death by bloops and bleeders.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Minnesota is winning games because they have a special sausage. Not kidding, wish I were.

 

[Rasputin]

Is it sacrilegious to refer to Rafaela as the Cey Hey Kid?

 

[Ale Xander]

Bobby D can do that CR

 

[InsideTheParker]

Second string Giants announcers tonight, and they don’t think the Sox hits are very “deserved”.

Did they elaborate, b/c what does that even mean? They weren't deserved b/c the Giants play poor defense? What?

 

[Rovin Romine]

Bobby D can do that CR

If only Bobby would spend time making little wax dolls of the opposing pitchers. . .

 

[Ale Xander]

Dammit

 

[Ale Xander]

Yes!!!

 

[Rovin Romine]

I like Alex, but call the fucking game maybe?

 

[Sprowl]

Little Raffy does indeed look like a Natural at shortstop.

 

[simplicio]

Thank GOD Abreu turned it around so we can have a real shortstop.

 

[DadOfFenway]

Nice play by our consistent SS

 

[Al Zarilla]

Jon Miller calling the game now on Giants TV. Same heavenly voice.

 

[Ale Xander]

Duran Duran Duran

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Duran seems to be hitting better.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

KAOS!

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Jon Miller calling the game now on Giants TV. Same heavenly voice.

Oooh, thanks for that!

 

[Sprowl]

"What a throw!!! but it's too late..."

 

[TrotNixonRing]

Webb 88 pitches lol

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Why would Duran be going there anyway?!

 

[Ale Xander]

Wilyer Coyote

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The flat masher mashes again!

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Wheels

 

[Ale Xander]

Logan Express to the dugout

 

[Rovin Romine]

Abreu is en fuego.

 

[Beomoose]

Hell yes Abreu!

 

[mikeford]

Big boy slammin a triple LETS GO

 

[AMS25]

Don't think I've seen Wilyer run that hard before.

 

[Rasputin]

It's a good thing Webb can't see how poorly he's pitching tonight.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Jon Miller calling the game now on Giants TV. Same heavenly voice.

I'm envious.

 

[moonshotmanny]

More runs!

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Shockingly great performance against Webb

 

[DadOfFenway]

Aberu. that boy can play ball

 

[Al Zarilla]

You’re welcome. They showed him and it looks like he’s put a few pounds back on. Maybe looks just right now.

edit, meant to reply to CarolinaBeerGuy about Jon Miller.

 

[Sprowl]

Wilyer gets the patented Fenway triple.

 

[LogansDad]

Man this team is fun.

 

[strek1]

Abreu has taken care of the two tough ones. Now for the homer and single.

 

[Ale Xander]

They’ve scored every inning without the benefit of a home run

 

[LogansDad]

That's only Webb's 5th appearance since the start of 2022 that he didn't make it through 4.

Wow.

 

[LogansDad]

Jon Miller calling the game now on Giants TV. Same heavenly voice.

Thank you! I like Sean McDonough calling B's, but Miller calling the Sox is can't miss.

 

[Ale Xander]

Dammit
No history tonight